#text:erin

[pearlhummel]

TEXT: PERIN

PEARL: I need your lesbian expertise.

PEARL: That sounds worse than what I'm actually going to say.

PEARL: My followers requested that I talk about LGBTQ+ movies, but my knowledge is pretty limited. Any suggestions of ones worth watching?

[fredcilier]

TEXT | DECILIER

Erin: How’s your love hangover from Princess Problems going? Did you actually get to have a little fun and beat up the human candlestick or did you just lose the game of odds altogether?

Freddie: Damn, way to make my day sound lame as hell, Er. Wasn't that bad, even if I didn't pummel his face into mashed potatoes. What happened on yours that was so much better?

[jfcjohanna-blog]

Text ⇾ Erin.

Jo: Thank you for the shirt. Is it weird that I am wearing it right now and probably won't take it off the whole weekend?

Jo: Thanks for the bracelet too, it's gorgeous. Just thank you for everything.

[jfcjohanna-blog]

✆✉☎⁇✿ø✘#@&%ツ$♀ (SUCK ON THAT)

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[Text]: Open the door! Is breakfast in bed time.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[Text - Unsent]: I have a confession to make. And I don’t know how to do it. I saw my ex tonight, not Wells, the one before him. That’s not it, the thing is, he said things and I said things and things happened and I realized something. I may be a little bit in love with you. And I am scared as fuck.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

[Text]: Saw a puppy. Thought of you.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[Text]: WHEN YOU COME HOOOOMEEEE TO MEEEEEEE I’LL WEAR A SWEETER SMILEEEEEEE.

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[Text]: I am in a pickle here, I need your help. Lace or mate? Want to see me in both before making a decision? 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[Text]: Told Liz about you. It’s 3 a.m and she just went to sleep after 2 hours of interrogating me. Cool.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[Text]: I’m at work Erin, I can’t do this right now.

[Text]: Why didn’t you tell me it was your freaking birthday? I had to find your dad’s birthday card and the gifts under your bed. What the fuck, dude? This won’t work if you fucking keep things from me. 

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[Text]: I really like Taylor Swift. There, I said it.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[Text]: Why aren’t you answering my calls? WHERE ARE YOU? This is not funny Erin, I haven’t talk to you since last night, where the fuck are you?

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[Text]: You weirdo. You really make me happy.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[Text]: Do you wear a lot of jewellery? Asking for scientific reasons.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[Text]: Cara wants us to work together on a single. HOW COOL IS THAT?!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[Text]: Yes, I am still hurting for him. No, it doesn’t make my feelings towards her less real.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[Text]:

 He hates me. He really does. And I kind of hate me, too.

[jfcjohanna-blog]

✉

[Text ⇾ Unsent]: It’s late. I am drunk. You should come over, the sheets feel amazing.

[Text ⇾ Unsent]: I keep thinking about you, I hate it.

[Text ⇾ Unsent]: I just really want you to come over because I may miss you. So… What the fuck is wrong with me.

[Text ⇾ Unsent]: Can I get pizza and cuddles? Harsh week/month/year.

[Text ⇾ Unsent]: I am just confused by whatever it’s going on and stuff. Not trying to make it weird or anything, I just don’t know what you want from me.

[Text]: DID JA PUT JA NAME IN DA GLOBET OF FIRE HURRRYYY?!?!?!?! Shut up, I am not a nerd for liking Harry Potter.