Officer Christopher @pearlphonecase - Tumblr Blog

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"This city is so safe with us around"

"Agreed, it is. Without is those mafia guys would be attacking left and right."

"Exactly exactly. What would the world do without us"

"Most likely end by some crazy rat, but hey that won't happen while we're around."

"Yup, exactly like, I think rabbits are better than rats anyway. Did you know I'm a rabbit?"

"Wait you're a rabbit?"

"Yup, year of rabbit, I think the fire one. But I don't remember what that magazine said"

"Oh, you mean the Chinese Zodiac. For a moment, I thought you were some kind of shape shifter. Well that's neat, I have no clue what mine is."

"Some magazine will tell you one day just like they told me"

"So I guess I gave to go out and buy a magazine then. Or does the magazine choose me?"

"I think the magazine kinda just chooses you like it's a part of the spiritual process"

"Ah I see. And how will the magazine choose me? Do I sit in an barber shop waiting for my appointment? Or will it call my name when I'm at grocery checkout?"

"I think either works. I found mine in a dentist waiting room"

"Oh, right, you weren't here on Wednesday. Hope that appointment went well for you. Well, I'll test my luck to see what I get once I go to the barber tomorrow."

"It went great they said my teeth are amazing. And yes I believe the barber magazine gods may be in your favour"

"Excellent to hear, man! Wish I could say the same about mine. Anyways I can feel it. I'm sure whatever magazine I obtain will be good."

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"This city is so safe with us around"

"Agreed, it is. Without is those mafia guys would be attacking left and right."

"Exactly exactly. What would the world do without us"

"Most likely end by some crazy rat, but hey that won't happen while we're around."

"Yup, exactly like, I think rabbits are better than rats anyway. Did you know I'm a rabbit?"

"Wait you're a rabbit?"

"Yup, year of rabbit, I think the fire one. But I don't remember what that magazine said"

"Oh, you mean the Chinese Zodiac. For a moment, I thought you were some kind of shape shifter. Well that's neat, I have no clue what mine is."

"Some magazine will tell you one day just like they told me"

"So I guess I gave to go out and buy a magazine then. Or does the magazine choose me?"

"I think the magazine kinda just chooses you like it's a part of the spiritual process"

"Ah I see. And how will the magazine choose me? Do I sit in an barber shop waiting for my appointment? Or will it call my name when I'm at grocery checkout?"

"I think either works. I found mine in a dentist waiting room"

"Oh, right, you weren't here on Wednesday. Hope that appointment went well for you. Well, I'll test my luck to see what I get once I go to the barber tomorrow."

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"This city is so safe with us around"

"Agreed, it is. Without is those mafia guys would be attacking left and right."

"Exactly exactly. What would the world do without us"

"Most likely end by some crazy rat, but hey that won't happen while we're around."

"Yup, exactly like, I think rabbits are better than rats anyway. Did you know I'm a rabbit?"

"Wait you're a rabbit?"

"Yup, year of rabbit, I think the fire one. But I don't remember what that magazine said"

"Oh, you mean the Chinese Zodiac. For a moment, I thought you were some kind of shape shifter. Well that's neat, I have no clue what mine is."

"Some magazine will tell you one day just like they told me"

"So I guess I gave to go out and buy a magazine then. Or does the magazine choose me?"

"I think the magazine kinda just chooses you like it's a part of the spiritual process"

"Ah I see. And how will the magazine choose me? Do I sit in an barber shop waiting for my appointment? Or will it call my name when I'm at grocery checkout?"

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"This city is so safe with us around"

"Agreed, it is. Without is those mafia guys would be attacking left and right."

"Exactly exactly. What would the world do without us"

"Most likely end by some crazy rat, but hey that won't happen while we're around."

"Yup, exactly like, I think rabbits are better than rats anyway. Did you know I'm a rabbit?"

"Wait you're a rabbit?"

"Yup, year of rabbit, I think the fire one. But I don't remember what that magazine said"

"Oh, you mean the Chinese Zodiac. For a moment, I thought you were some kind of shape shifter. Well that's neat, I have no clue what mine is."

"Some magazine will tell you one day just like they told me"

"So I guess I gave to go out and buy a magazine then. Or does the magazine choose me?"

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"This city is so safe with us around"

"Agreed, it is. Without is those mafia guys would be attacking left and right."

"Exactly exactly. What would the world do without us"

"Most likely end by some crazy rat, but hey that won't happen while we're around."

"Yup, exactly like, I think rabbits are better than rats anyway. Did you know I'm a rabbit?"

"Wait you're a rabbit?"

"Yup, year of rabbit, I think the fire one. But I don't remember what that magazine said"

"Oh, you mean the Chinese Zodiac. For a moment, I thought you were some kind of shape shifter. Well that's neat, I have no clue what mine is."

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"This city is so safe with us around"

"Agreed, it is. Without is those mafia guys would be attacking left and right."

"Exactly exactly. What would the world do without us"

"Most likely end by some crazy rat, but hey that won't happen while we're around."

"Yup, exactly like, I think rabbits are better than rats anyway. Did you know I'm a rabbit?"

"Wait you're a rabbit?"

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"This city is so safe with us around"

"Agreed, it is. Without is those mafia guys would be attacking left and right."

"Exactly exactly. What would the world do without us"

"Most likely end by some crazy rat, but hey that won't happen while we're around."

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"This city is so safe with us around"

"Agreed, it is. Without is those mafia guys would be attacking left and right."

"I am so good at my job I am so good at my job"

"You're doing great man. Keep up the good work."

*He was two hours late to work.*

"Who wants to guess what I've bought for the station?"

"Is it the pony you mention once one time?"

"No, I got outbidded on that, but instead, I have to present an amazing fruit cart"

"Damn so no pony then, well at least a fruit cart is just as cool."

"I know right! I've been waiting on one of these for ages"

"What will you be using the fruit cart for?"

"For bringing fruit to mine and other's desks, I fear that is self-explanatory, my friend"

"Ah I should have known. It's in the name. What kinds of fruits will you have?"

"Good question. Apples a lot of apples, oranges, maybe persimmons if the budget extends that far"

"Oranges are good. If we're lucky, many some pineapples as well? I have plenty to contribute to the cart."

"Amazing ideas. do you think I need to add a donation box to the cart?"

"A donation box to the cart sounds like a solid idea. So others can contribute as well and food won't go to waste."

"This is why I should feed ideas through you more often"

"I see. Well, if you have any more ideas, then you know where my desk is, so you can tell me all about them."

*He gave a approving nod.*

"Who wants to guess what I've bought for the station?"

"Is it the pony you mention once one time?"

"No, I got outbidded on that, but instead, I have to present an amazing fruit cart"

"Damn so no pony then, well at least a fruit cart is just as cool."

"I know right! I've been waiting on one of these for ages"

"What will you be using the fruit cart for?"

"For bringing fruit to mine and other's desks, I fear that is self-explanatory, my friend"

"Ah I should have known. It's in the name. What kinds of fruits will you have?"

"Good question. Apples a lot of apples, oranges, maybe persimmons if the budget extends that far"

"Oranges are good. If we're lucky, many some pineapples as well? I have plenty to contribute to the cart."

"Amazing ideas. do you think I need to add a donation box to the cart?"

"A donation box to the cart sounds like a solid idea. So others can contribute as well and food won't go to waste."

"Who wants to guess what I've bought for the station?"

"Is it the pony you mention once one time?"

"No, I got outbidded on that, but instead, I have to present an amazing fruit cart"

"Damn so no pony then, well at least a fruit cart is just as cool."

"I know right! I've been waiting on one of these for ages"

"What will you be using the fruit cart for?"

"For bringing fruit to mine and other's desks, I fear that is self-explanatory, my friend"

"Ah I should have known. It's in the name. What kinds of fruits will you have?"

"Good question. Apples a lot of apples, oranges, maybe persimmons if the budget extends that far"

"Oranges are good. If we're lucky, many some pineapples as well? I have plenty to contribute to the cart."

"Who wants to guess what I've bought for the station?"

"Is it the pony you mention once one time?"

"No, I got outbidded on that, but instead, I have to present an amazing fruit cart"

"Damn so no pony then, well at least a fruit cart is just as cool."

"I know right! I've been waiting on one of these for ages"

"What will you be using the fruit cart for?"

"For bringing fruit to mine and other's desks, I fear that is self-explanatory, my friend"

"Ah I should have known. It's in the name. What kinds of fruits will you have?"

"Who wants to guess what I've bought for the station?"

"Is it the pony you mention once one time?"

"No, I got outbidded on that, but instead, I have to present an amazing fruit cart"

"Damn so no pony then, well at least a fruit cart is just as cool."

"I know right! I've been waiting on one of these for ages"

"What will you be using the fruit cart for?"

"Who wants to guess what I've bought for the station?"

"Is it the pony you mention once one time?"

"No, I got outbidded on that, but instead, I have to present an amazing fruit cart"

"Damn so no pony then, well at least a fruit cart is just as cool."

"Who wants to guess what I've bought for the station?"

"Is it the pony you mention once one time?"

horsie

"Horse horse horse."

*He wants to see the horse.*

horse horse horse horse horse- why r we saying horse?

"Because I want to see the horse."

idk where that horse is. but ik many places with horses

"Like where?"

this farm ive been harassing for a couple years, wanna see?

"Yeah sure, why not."

*theyre both faaarr away from where they met, with Night tossing herself over a barbed fence*

in this field, see? 5 horsies *white with black spots, reddish brown, two gray speckled, and a pure white*

"Hehe nice... horsies."

*He goes up to one of them to give a little pet.*

uhhh wait a sec, they dont like strangers

"Will it kick me-"

or trample u

*He takes a few steps back.*

"That would be worse."

there r petting zoos that exist

"Petting Zoos, I haven't been to one since I was this ya tall."

*He puts his hand down to his knees.*

tf is "yay tall"?

"When I was little. Like a little kid. Children are small."

i take offense to that one

"Sorry?"

... im a kid, is the funny part there. so ima go jump on one

"Why?"

ur not going to, coward

"I can't. I'm technical trespassing right now. I don't need to break anymore laws."

ur doing a bad job by lettin me drag u around n lettin me break more, anyway cya!

*just as she leaps onto one of the horses within the field, making it freak out*