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dennybitte

spring kisses 😘

by Denny Bitte

dennybitte

sensitive

by Denny Bitte

srsfunny

Now we can lay it to rest.

pwapboi-deactivated20200412

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

wallcrawler-exmachina

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

wickedwitchshaming

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere this is worse jade how did you manage to make this worse

necromatador

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts. Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen. Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.

Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

luminosombra-deactivated2025020

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR” - Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

pwapboi-deactivated20200412

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

just-shower-thoughts

You’ve woken up over 5000 times and you’re still not used to it

frozenbysabrinaclaudio-deactiva

leahberman

coral floral

homedecorobsession

thestyleiwishihad

@thestyleiwishihad

awed-frog

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

thestraggletag

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

rugessnome

a shawl wrapped around the shoulders and you’re wandering the moors in a Brönte novel, feeling melancholic

xombiebrains

Looking out the window at the rain and you’re a love-stricken newlywed wondering when your husband will return from the war.

piraterogue

Long skirt billowing behind you while to go down the stairs, you’re a proper Lady in a flowing ball gown being introduced at a fancy social function.

jellyfishslime

Hair blowing in the wind and suddenly you’re hovering on a cliff by the sea, staring out into the waves and praying your merchant husband will return from his voyage across the ocean

talaline

Hood up against the rain and wind and you’re a medieval abbess defying the weather and travelling on foot with your people to find a place to establish a new community.

garrulus

Wiping your hands on your apron and you’re an 18th century kitchen girl rushing to let in the delivery boy you secretly love.

the-surreptitious-solitary

The cool fall wind catches your skirt, sends leaves swirling around your feet, and catches your hair and sends it flying behind you, and suddenly you’re a enchantress roaming the woods, daring any man to challenge your power.