Anything, Everything, Blondie

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[thenatsdorf]

Sounds sounds sounds

[milykoy]

You get beat up at your job but at least you get scratchies from your boss

Made in CSP, it's a simple loop but I learned a lot!!

[charlesoberonn]

I think it's very funny that the Zodiac Killer's unsolved cipher was finally solved because somebody figured out that he made the encryption equivalent of a typo.

People were expecting a mathematically cohesive complete cipher made by a disturbed genius. But it was just a narcissistic asshole trying and failing to do something complex, and accidentally making his cipher (nearly) unreadable.

[bioniclechicken]

My stupid contribution to Petra Parker

[ooppo]

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

[ooppo]

Does anyone else understand

[witchofanguish]

[mahead-ithurt]

Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)

So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.

Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)

EU withheld a study that shows piracy doesn't hurt sales - Engadget

In 2013, the European Commission ordered a €360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[lizbukchoy]

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

[phillip-bankss]

my transformers comic 11

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[whumpster-fire]

hindu bad driver: yes I totally cut them off but have you considered the possibility that they were a douchebag in a past life so they deserve it?

buddhist bad driver: stop getting mad you are too attached to material things (your car that I rear ended)

jewish bad driver: according to this highly controversial interpretation of the melachot which five separate rabbis have told me is completely stupid, driving during Shabbat is fine as long as you ask your non jewish neighbor to turn the car on because then the engine is already on. However, using turn signals is prohibited and you can't turn headlights on or off which is why I just leave my high-beams on at all times

muslim bad driver: muslims are never required to yield the right of way to non muslims

neopagan bad driver: if we follow the teachings of the Great Earth Mother, traffic is like a flowing river. Turbulence and disorder are part of nature. "Lanes" are a product of a Christian society obsessed with rigid status and social control. You gotta just go with the flow, man. (jerks wheel and sends 2004 Subaru Outback with COEXIST bumper sticker and Etsy Dreamcatcher hanging from the rear view mirror careening across 3 lanes of traffic to make an exit)

satanist bad driver: much as great Lucifer defied god's oppressive vision of rigid order and obedience, I am treating this "stop" sign as a suggestion

pastafarian bad driver: this interchange is a sacred place. the convoluted mess of twisted, tangled ramps reflects the form of His divine noodley appendages. When I enter it I must meditate on the interchange and lose all awareness of surrounding cars.

amish bad driver: I don't need to pay attention to the road, my horses know the way home (is currently in the oncoming lane and has just run over a toddler because a leaf fell 200 yards away and spooked the horses)

cthulhu cultist bad driver: human "traffic laws" are insignificant and meaningless in the face of a bleak and uncaring universe. Ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Adding in tags from the second person, because they're hilarious.

[eldoniousrex]

New prints on the shop store!

The piece I created for Big Red's upcoming Mad Cat MKII video and the art I produced for the new Oasis: Tactical Salvage Reclamation game are now ready for purchase.

You can get them here: https://astray3.bigcartel.com/category/prints

[punkitt-is-here]

im trying to do ring fit every day! here are some doodles chronicling that. feels really good!!!!

[punkitt-is-here]

what about the hot dragon

[kinuko]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[halberdbooks]

Exactly what I had in mind.