this blog is creepy AND wet

not sfw generally speaking!

[draconym]

Lab rat pet play. Subjecting you to stimuli for my experiment. Or not. Depends on whether you're in the control group. I can't tell you.

[draconym]

Aquarist pet play. I'll be the plecostomus and you can be the algae covered resin shipwreck.

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[stillunpainted]

This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

[sambuchito]

(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)

[pedipalpitation]

brain is to awake for sleeping but right hand is too injured in exactly the wrong spot to do my usual solution to this problem FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[dinofizzle]

hyperspecific petplay fantasy scenario #57043: you are a beetle eating my fuckign plants and im blasting you with the high pressure setting on my garden hose

[mapleduffle]

oh my god it jerks itself off……

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[halfmaskshadow]

not proship or antiship but a secret third thing (understandably disgusted by certain things but not caring enough to cancel or send death threats) (and also understanding of the fact that people can mentally separate their theoretical fetishes and kinks from actual reality) (but still of the opinion that fetishes and kinks can tell you something about a person and that something can definitely make you want to avoid someone)

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[livingdead-system-deactivated20]

Why would you hide this in the comments

[parkayquarts]

need me a man to do betta fish petplay where he dresses in colorful flowy scarves and I confine him in a little plastic tub for my amusement

[micahdotgov]

discussing fucked up sexual fantasies with your tumblr mutuals voted number one activity for nineteenth year in a row

[xalatath]

I wanna fuck you like a centipede

Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.

[bokomoment]

Yeah you'll wanna go easy on this strain. It's called Pregnant with Alien Bug Eggs.

[pretend-wizard]

sometimes people think I'm a prude. but the truth is that i know about penises and butts and stuff

[parkayquarts]

need me a man to do betta fish petplay where he dresses in colorful flowy scarves and I confine him in a little plastic tub for my amusement