what's da update

memory, 30, dorky screamale, SF bay area pfp by maxschwartz, sorta

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[elliegoose]

nat puff is a real one

[kunibeans]

Ermm rewind that

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[miiilowo]

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[foodonmydog]

Ice Cream Cone.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[kinasin]

[v171]

Me on my way

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[aleshakills]

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

[aleshakills]

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

[aleshakills]

This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.

If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.

[bish0ps]

Friday don't even know im comin

[bish0ps]

[pretend-wizard]

would you have sex with a ghost

obviously

no, problematic age gap

no, not a sexhaver

no, other

ghosts aren't real yet

Remaining time: 18 hours 31 minutes

[pretend-wizard]

how much research would you do to make sure the ghost isn't related to you

what

uh i mean i would ask at least

i only fuck ghosts from 50+ generations back

i guess it's ancestry dot com time

i don't discriminate

family isn't real either

Remaining time: 18 hours 35 minutes

[pretend-wizard]

would you have sex with a ghost

obviously

no, problematic age gap

no, not a sexhaver

no, other

ghosts aren't real yet

Remaining time: 18 hours 31 minutes