dream diary time. i had some notable dreams today, all set in the same world where cartoon supervillain scenarios seemingly happened pretty frequently and if you were a system when youd switch youd actually physically transfrom into your alters
dream one: kind of sucked. i have a long track record of having dreams related to food get absolutely ruined by things, but this time i was featured in like, student master chef? it took place in my old school's gym hall (that also functioned as a stage for big events and whatnot. it had red curtains on one side) and i was in the middle of making a dish when my.. teammate i think? took my place in while i was in the middle of it and she didnt fully know what to do so she just. threw everything i made away, took a big block of cheese, dipped it in heated up honey syrup and gave that to the judges. needless to say i left before the judges could give us our scores. this is why i hate group projects
dream two: v1 was fronting. it was trying to escape a zionist political rally in the street right after we left the chef competition, and ended up making it to the beach. there it met a guy who looked to be in his 40s or 50s and lived there on a caravan, and he was probably the spiritual type. told me he recognized me from an art i drew when i was in fourth grade. the art was a shot of some random greenery and flowers with a generic inspirational quote on it, and he told me that it was a sign i "hadnt turned away from the ways of the world like everybody else in this modern age has" and that therefore he could help me "be more attuned with its secret frequencies". we were about to tell him that we no longer stand by that drawing and also only really drew it because we have a simple like for flowers, and then promptly skedaddle away from there. but then v1 suddenly could sense the vibrations bouncing off of everything in the vicinity. it was so surprised it fell to the ground, wings twitching. the old guy was like "see, youre doing it! youre a natural!" but then v1 lifted its head and said "do you mean like. sonar and radio waves" and it turns out thats what that was
dream three: v1 checked some little kids purple box to see if there was treasure or something in there. it turns out it was their lunchbox and in it was packed a whole cheesecake into the tiniest hole in the lunchbox. when v1 opened it it got launched out of it due to the pressure and crumbled everywhere. a little girl who was the kinds friend came and saw v1 and it apologized for ruining the cheesecake. the girl told v1 to eat it but v1 said that it cant (which is true, it is a vampire) but the girl looked at it expectantly so it grabbed a piece of it and smeared it over the front of its face and the little girl squealed in joy.
dream four: we went to the beach with my class. probably a vacation tour of some kind to keep us occupied. we spotted a white big tent in the distance, probably with like, kiosks and stuff, but it turns out that it was an illusion. the tent turned a sinister black, because it turns out.. it was team rocket. from pokemon. team rocket immediatelly teleported behind us with a bunch of pokemon in cages. appearently their latest plan was popularizing the idea that "defected pokemon" that didnt reach the market standards in pet shops and such were to be taken away lest they harm kids with secret diseases, it was kind of compared to antivaxxers in a way. and they constantly fearmongered about which pokemon didnt fit the standards so paranoid white moms would force their kids to give team rocked their pokemon. i had a flashback to when they stole a bunch of pokemon from a class and i tried to stop them but the only pokemon i managed to save was like. a small, yellow cherry tomatoe pokemon which doesnt even exist.
then it cut back to team rocket and appearently a battle has started and trainers from our side were fighting team rocket's shiny rayquaza. v1 decided to front to participate in the battle, which it could do because its technically not human i guess? and also this was appearently the first time people in my class ever saw v1. it had the abillity sturdy, and the moves leech life, which it used after being knocked to one hp, and is how it won the battle, and a special steel type move called arsenal which could do a few things in random but if you went first it hit twice.
team rocket lost and their lead scientist started monologuing about how this wont be the last time we see them while absentmindedly petting v1's head. v1 instantly recoiled because being treated like a pet is dehumanizing, moreso because it used to know scientists like that, and i think it was right to do that because that weird scientist did take an interest in it.
ok thats it those are the dreams
