#data log

[ask-tulpars-office]

Data log 1: Tulpar's New Intern

(Picture related to Jackson's day and his walk to work.)

19/01/WXYZ Year 9 with P.E. and the Tulpar

So. I was not made aware until quite literally right before the crew was ready to start preparing to leave that a fifth crew member was put on.

I don't get it. Why this late? What do they aim to accomplish other than-- I just can't shake the feeling. This is NOT a good idea. I'm already advocating before I meet with the rest and have to introduce the newbie. This is shit. For everyone, including the kid.

Fuck.

I hope Curly takes this seriously. I'm worried for everyone involved. I'm having to come in really late for this and I know it is a thankless job for me but I have to. I hate being the mediator for all this horseshit but I'm not going to ignore the crew either.

Maybe seeing a grasshopper for the first time in a while is a good sign. I'm gonna spiral otherwise. I gotta be persistent and listen in to their needs, even if Management never fucking approves shit unless I can open the whole damn crew.

Well. Except Swansea. Haha.

[sirsoundwave]

i'm sad i won't be able to take anymore pictures until i go back to my mom's next week

[runefactory]

instead of adding lucky luciano, do one better by having the original pic and Knuckles™

[xenobehaviorist11244-blog]

“December 4th”: 1st Orbital Cycle

As my first lunar cycle on this planet comes to an end the humans finally seem to be more comfortable around me mostly thanks to Human fledgling’s efforts. The humans seem to have finally fallen back into their normal lives. Just in time for an important ritual it seems.

The human unit has begun preparing for a day they call “Christmas.” Lauren, (formerly “Human Fledgling.” Her persistence to not be called such is admirable.) says that not all humans celebrate this holiday, but many in this specific country do. She also says that she wishes this unit did not celebrate “Christmas”, and the only good thing that comes from it are the gifts.

I asked her to delve deeper into what this occasion was, but all she had to say was: “It’s a holiday that brings out the worst in people.” Her cynical response was typical of this particular human. Most of what she says doesn’t make much sense to me (or her unit of relatives I presume), but part of me wishes she had something more to say. Anything would have been more helpful and informative than that. Perhaps when I experience this holiday, it will make more sense and I will be able to report back with a more detailed explanation of this holiday.

[kpopviewsbyweek]

Data Log 10/23/17

[notorious-titan-productions]

ZENITH FOUNDATION DATA LOGS ENTRY [REDACTED]

SUBJECT CODENAME: 'Bushido' ACTIVATION CODE: [UNAVAILABLE] IDENTITY: Marcus Irving Lung REGION: Alola [FORMERLY KANTO] HEIGHT: 7'3 POKÉMON SPECIES: Kommo-o OBSERVATIONAL DATA: Bushido tends to stray away from its peers, preferring solitude. Whilst many other hybrids almost entirely abandon rational thought after a short amount of time, Bushido has existed for four months and twelve days without many animalistic outbursts. As a matter-of-fact, instances of it abruptly initiating curt conversations with lab personnel are still being recorded.

Bushido's armour is entirely natural, with its scaly appearance being a result of the Kommo-o genetics present in its DNA and its 'skirt' being a result of its body recycling unneeded bone fragments and skin cells. The cape that Bushido wears is the only manufactured clothing item present on its body; it personally requested it, so that it could 'feel decent'. This is likely a result of the subject's prevailing human instincts making it feel an entirely subconscious desire to cover itself in some way.

Bushido is often observed as being a peacemaker amongst its fellow hybrids, and has been responsible for defusing various hostile situations between subjects Apex and Red Crescent, stopping the two creatures from battling one another more than once.

Despite this, however, Bushido is capable of disembowelling a human being within 4.93 seconds - an intriguing fact that, unfortunately, made itself known during the Shock Therapy incident. Further observation, and further testing, will be required.

Just a little something I have been working on, having been on dat Sun and Moon grind for a couple of weeks.

[runefactory]

the big meme

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sexy mouse.