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funny posts & hot selfies

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So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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art based on my mood 

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Big Mood

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[pattythenest]

Because she had a vision about it

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[gatezero110]

Is it bad that I can remember every single cartoon? xD

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when someone tells you how bad your fav is

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Im so drunk at the minute and so gay its unreal

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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[klondork]

You’re implying the french don’t usually go around daily saying MI PETIT I TIP MY BERET WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A FUCK EH and the women just go  QU’EST-CE QUE C’EST YOU MIGHTY PERVERT YOU CHEEKY BASTARD YOU HON HON HON and everything is still fine.

[silverhawk]

one of my favorite corgi facts - besides how they’re the breed where the term ‘sploot’ comes from bc of how they lay down - is that they’re one of the ONLY small dog breeds that are perfect for herding cattle bc they’re so fucking short that cattle hooves cant kick them while the corgis nip their heels to get them moving

like thats the reason why they’re good at herding cattle. bc they’re little sasuages that can evade hooves and go back to charging and leading the cows. they’re amazing look at them go

[silverhawk]

while this is one of my fave corgi facts, lets also appreciate some other corgi facts that i enjoy:

they’re only 1 foot tall and are the smallest dog in the herding group 

they’re in the spitz family which means that one of the corgis closest relatives is the siberian husky. like. huskies and corgis are cousins as far as dog breeds go. let that sink in. a sled dog is the taller cousin of this 1 foot tall cow herder

its a common belief that vikings had corgis and traveled w/ them. like. actual vikings had these tiny, little sausages aboard their ships just bc they liked them so much, and if that isnt the cutest thing

 it was a law in ancient wales that u couldnt steal someones corgi and if u did u’d get fined

welsh legends say that corgis were used 2 pull fairy carts and were like, service dogs for fairies and if that isnt the mOST AMAZING ThINg

MOST corgis are born w/ out tails bc after years and years of tail docking, they’ve evolved to become tailless, BUT

here is a corgi as we know them, without a tail:

aaand heres a corgi w/ its tail:

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The last image is filled with unimaginable power. It must be guarded at all costs, lest it fall into the wrong hands…

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i love the belchers

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this is my favourite vine tbh

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ME TOO