lisbian 🫧

really into tall goofy athletes. issy. no not that one the other one. sometimes i make things i guess. tracking #userlisbian

[lesbianfl]

howdy

art and graphics | gifs | nfl | redbubble

[apolladay]

How many tries did it take to get your driver's license?

I don't have a driver's license

passed the first test

2 tries

3 tries

4 tries

5+ tries

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[nowimhaunted]

[lesbianfl]

this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me btw

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[r-o-s-e-f-i-r-e]

you can sit on your mutual’s couch. if you’re lucky. and then. if god smiles on you. you can take a nap with their cat

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[nick-nellson]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[makesoneteam]

"rpf is weird" okay???? so is whatever these fuckers have going on????

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[lesbianfl]

🧀❌🤨⁉️

sometimes it’s a taste thing and sometimes it’s a texture thing and sometimes it’s both but i like like. mozzarella when it’s still hot enough to be stretchy and mac and cheese until it gets tooooo cheesy and sometimes grated parm and that is. about it

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking