lisbian 🫧

really into tall goofy athletes. issy. no not that one the other one. sometimes i make things i guess. tracking #userlisbian

[lesbianfl]

howdy

art and graphics | gifs | nfl | redbubble

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[lesbianfl]

trying to plan something with my friends. would be having a better time pulling my hair out one strand at a time.

[tyresdeg]

[lesbianfl]

:)

[pmamtraveller]

"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[apolladay]

How many tries did it take to get your driver's license?

I don't have a driver's license

passed the first test

2 tries

3 tries

4 tries

5+ tries

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[nowimhaunted]

[lesbianfl]

this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me btw

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[r-o-s-e-f-i-r-e]

you can sit on your mutual’s couch. if you’re lucky. and then. if god smiles on you. you can take a nap with their cat

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[nick-nellson]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd