Peepaw plays DnD!

I made a side blog!!!!

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Hail and Well Met!

I am Jinger, guard to the palace of Hronis in Neverwinter of Faerun, paladin of Rinfyre. I am a Kappa, and I have a child known as Fluffles. (@dnpride)

I know not what adventures await me, but I trust that Rinfyre, god of the Sun, will guide me.

[Jinger is a level one kappa paladin.]

//Some basic information and rules!

other people in this group are:

DM: @alexcandm-finally

Fluffles: @dnpride

Iverdell: @dnd-with-nissa

Hilda: @kidplaysdnd

Kioon: @cj-attempts-dnd

Nahta: @bun-and-dragons

Windsor: @jacksdndstuff

Xi: @cottontaileddruid

Crowmetheus: @cain-plays-a-crow

Belladonna: @monagoesduneons

Valza: @caseyiskickassatdnd

Phein: @dungeons-and-spiders

Jayfyre: @playingdndwithsaidboyfriend

And more to come later.

Magic anons ARE in fact allowed, but they do have some guidelines:

You may give characters items, but no weapons, and nothing game-breaking. keep it basic and simple. A good magic item would be, for instance, a book that fills itself with moving pictures based on what the storyteller is saying. You may also give them healing items, but no power-ups.

You may not save them in combat or death. No interfering with the roleplay.

However!!!! You can! Interfere with the roll of the dice. For example, you could say: The next three Nat 20s you roll magically turn to 10s.

You may change the shape of the character if you wish. For example, you can shrink them very very small.

You may heal the characters, but only up to 3/4 of their max health. For example, if someone has 20 HP, you may only heal them up to 15 health.

When someone speaks like //this, they are speaking entirely out of character. When someone speaks like [this or "This"] they are describing the actions out of quotations and speaking as the players, not as the characters. Speaking in character for the dnd characters requires no bracket or signaling.

For example:

[Leo rolls a 7 to dodge. "oh motherfucker." Jinger looks up at the dragon.]

Well drat.

[Jinger is instantly incinerated.]

Furthermore, no NSFW as a number of the mods, and characters, are minors, or uncomfy with the topic.

Side note: To Jinger, the anons are spirits sent to him from Rinfyre, the god he worships, a god of the sun and of warmth.

[lulu-nightbon]

alright, i... didn't want to do this. i didn't want to have to do this. especially with all the hate ive been getting in my inbox recently. but i don't have a choice.

hi. im lulu. im a 21-year-old autistic immunocompromised queer person. i currently live with my mother (senior) and my little sister (10 years old). i need your help to get out.

(context and avenues to help below the cut)

as some of you may know, my stepfather died on august sixth from a heart attack. we lived in his parents basement, as it was all we could afford, and we depended on his income. he had a stable job, and mom decided to become a housewife and sell some things from the buisness they created together. when he died, the buisness was dissolved, as it was an llc partnership. his parents are extremely controlling, and as such, he was only able to finally start building up credit when mom came along, and we were almost at the point where he could qualify for a home loan so we could get out and get away from his parents.

that's gone now.

mom cannot qualify for a home loan because of her student loan payments and the credit card payments. we do not have the money to pay these off, and mom is trying desperately to get a job. we need the money to get out, as my stepfather's parents have been trying to get my sister away from my mom and shove both her and i out of the family for years. things are only getting worse now as we have reason to believe they are spying on our conversations and even going so far as tracking us (for example, they found a spare key to the car and went and took it and "cleaned it out" without mom's knowledge or permission, as it's her car now). they have been trying to circumvent mom and go behind her back during the entire process with the funeral home, coroner's office, all the legal documentation, and they are extremely infuriated that they cannot decide anything or push mom out because they are not the next of kin and have been trying to circumvent this. we have reason to believe that they're going to attempt to sell the cars that are still in my stepfather's name to collect on the money and never give us a dime, like they had with almost all of the money my little sister received as part of the college fund we set up at my stepfather's funeral as well as any money that my little sister had won in the past. we will never see a dime of it, and it's extremely upsetting that they are doing this. they have been running scams for years, and they have been nothing but hellish towards my mother, claiming she's withholding information from them when she has offered more than they've asked for and they have done nothing but take my little sister out and about without ever telling mom anything (for example- they screamed that mom was withholding information when she said she didn't copy the tox report for them because it was empty and claimed they needed to know his cholesterol levels [which doesn't even show up on a tox report- they didn't run his blood, either, and they didn't check his cholesterol levels anyway because they know that's what killed him, they could see it] and would not provide reasoning why [it does not affect them anyway just by nature of it being cholesterol], while on sunday they took my little sister out the whole day and failed to communicate with my mother that she would be with them and would be home after dinner).

they have been screaming at mom for collecting social security as though she was stealing their money and demanded that she doesn't get a job, and we have more than enough reason to believe that they are trying to get her to default on the bills so they finally have legal grounds to take my little sister and kick us out, leaving us with nowhere to go and no options. they have even gone as far as to threaten to take my sister away using force in the past, and, as they have firearms, that is a terrifying threat. they are unhinged and extremely upset that they cannot control us and make us do what they want, how they want, when they want, and they are up in arms over it.

when we move out, all hell is going to break loose, but the longer we wait, the worse it's going to get.

my stepfather, being 37 when he died, did not like thinking about his own mortality, so he didn't have a life insurance policy, a 401K, a will, nothing. we have been left high and dry by his death, and that is pushing aside the grief. we do not have the money to pay off the bills, pay for a lawyer, pay to have the car re-keyed to keep them from stealing it again, or to even flat-out buy a house to circumvent needing a loan, and on top of it all we have to deal with stepfather's parents not allowing us to grieve and implying that mom is a tramp and a heartless bitch that will blow any money given to her when she is more financially responsible than them. we also have to worry about them stealing our things, especially with how much they complain about how messy the basement is when most of the things here are theirs (stepfather's parents are hoarders- more specifically, his father hoards cars, and his mother hoards everything else, going out and shopping frivolously almost every day).

we need help with money, and i hate to ask, especially with the requirement of revealing my legal name and in light of the harassment i have been receiving for over a month now, but we need to get out of here, and we need to get out of here soon. it's only going to get worse the longer we stay. we need money to help with the bills, my mom's student loans, getting a lawyer, and getting a place to move into.

im posting this because im the only one my stepfather's parents won't find on any platform that i choose to use. my current goal is $9,000 USD, if only just to get enough money to get a cheap plot of land to move into, or one of the really cheap houses out here. this won't cover the loans or bills in addition, or the cost of getting a lawyer or anything else we need, but it is enough to get us a cheap place to live. i know it's a lot of money, but we are in a dangerous situation and need the money to escape. if we were to pay for everything, the goal would be in the hundreds of thousands, and i feel horrible just asking for this much. if you can't donate, please reblog, even the visibility might help and please do not spread my legal name. please remember to put "payment" or something generic in the reasoning box if it's required so that i will actually receive the funds instead of having my account purged from the site. i didn't want to ask for this, but i have no other options. please help.

c*sh*pp: $lulunightbon

v*nm*: @Lulilial

Goal: $0/$9,000

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Papa! Look!! Riri taught me how do spell!! Now Fluffles is like you!! - @dnpride

...c ool. Im so proud of you kiddo.

[dnpride]

Is something wrong, Papa?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Nope!! Everything's fine dont worry about it I love you.

[dnpride]

Love you too, papa!

["Jingy pa-ni-king righ'?"]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["He's a lil freaked out."]

[dnpride]

["Tha' mean I do good?"]

Papa? Hugs?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["Yup!!"]

Sure kiddo. [Jinger wraps Fluffles up in a hug.]

[dnpride]

Is Papa mad at me? Did I do bad?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

No no, you didn't do bad, its okay.

[dnpride]

Are you sure? You look upset...

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

no no no!! Im not upset kiddo i promise. I swear on rinfyre himself. [He kisses their forehead.]

[dnpride]

[sniffles a little, looking up at jinger]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

[Boop!]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Papa! Look!! Riri taught me how do spell!! Now Fluffles is like you!! - @dnpride

...c ool. Im so proud of you kiddo.

[dnpride]

Is something wrong, Papa?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Nope!! Everything's fine dont worry about it I love you.

[dnpride]

Love you too, papa!

["Jingy pa-ni-king righ'?"]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["He's a lil freaked out."]

[dnpride]

["Tha' mean I do good?"]

Papa? Hugs?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["Yup!!"]

Sure kiddo. [Jinger wraps Fluffles up in a hug.]

[dnpride]

Is Papa mad at me? Did I do bad?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

No no, you didn't do bad, its okay.

[dnpride]

Are you sure? You look upset...

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

no no no!! Im not upset kiddo i promise. I swear on rinfyre himself. [He kisses their forehead.]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Papa! Look!! Riri taught me how do spell!! Now Fluffles is like you!! - @dnpride

...c ool. Im so proud of you kiddo.

[dnpride]

Is something wrong, Papa?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Nope!! Everything's fine dont worry about it I love you.

[dnpride]

Love you too, papa!

["Jingy pa-ni-king righ'?"]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["He's a lil freaked out."]

[dnpride]

["Tha' mean I do good?"]

Papa? Hugs?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["Yup!!"]

Sure kiddo. [Jinger wraps Fluffles up in a hug.]

[dnpride]

Is Papa mad at me? Did I do bad?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

No no, you didn't do bad, its okay.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Papa! Look!! Riri taught me how do spell!! Now Fluffles is like you!! - @dnpride

...c ool. Im so proud of you kiddo.

[dnpride]

Is something wrong, Papa?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Nope!! Everything's fine dont worry about it I love you.

[dnpride]

Love you too, papa!

["Jingy pa-ni-king righ'?"]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["He's a lil freaked out."]

[dnpride]

["Tha' mean I do good?"]

Papa? Hugs?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["Yup!!"]

Sure kiddo. [Jinger wraps Fluffles up in a hug.]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Papa! Look!! Riri taught me how do spell!! Now Fluffles is like you!! - @dnpride

...c ool. Im so proud of you kiddo.

[dnpride]

Is something wrong, Papa?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Nope!! Everything's fine dont worry about it I love you.

[dnpride]

Love you too, papa!

["Jingy pa-ni-king righ'?"]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

["He's a lil freaked out."]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Papa! Look!! Riri taught me how do spell!! Now Fluffles is like you!! - @dnpride

...c ool. Im so proud of you kiddo.

[dnpride]

Is something wrong, Papa?

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Nope!! Everything's fine dont worry about it I love you.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Papa! Look!! Riri taught me how do spell!! Now Fluffles is like you!! - @dnpride

...c ool. Im so proud of you kiddo.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

They have to learn to protect themselves. And I'm pretty sure Rio wouldn't mind protecting them and casting magic through them.

[Hey wouldn't it be funny if Rio showed fluffles how to use his magic to make jinger panic?]

I can protect them perfectly fine, thank you.

[Oh my god yes-]

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Then what are they? They're not a paladin like you. They might be a cleric, but it's unlikely.

Theyre a BABY, that's what they are.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

That's how it always starts

Fluffles is NOT a warlock.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

"...Theyre a What."

I mean, they have a demon patron.

Rio isn't their patron, its just their.. friend. their companion.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Is there a good of the moon, if there's a good of the sun?

Yes, there is. Rinfyre's eternal lover, Orxion. God of the moon and the ocean, he and Rinfyre are forever caught in an eternal, tragic dance, never able to embrace each other except on one day, the Solar Eclipse. He is as loving as he is vengeful, cold as he is caring.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

How do you feel about Fluffles being a warlock?

...Theyre a What.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

Jinger, tell us about Rinfyre! i wanna hear you talk about them :3

Rinfyre is the god of the sun, of fire, of warmth. He was the first of all gods, and his eyes glow with the light of a thousand suns. He watches over his kingdom with a benevolent gaze, but wont hesitate to destroy those who cross him.

[peepawleoplaysdnd]

FINE ILL ASK SOMEONE ELSE - @jacksdndstuff

DO SO THEN. I DONT SEE HOW YOU DESERVE MY HELP.