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Hi Peepaw. :]

Hiya PB! Hm, does anyone ever think that PB stands for peanut butter? Peanut would be an awful cute nickname, mind if I call you that? :)

Go for it. :] It's actually one of my established nicknames, so feel free.

That's pretty perfect then! Say peanut, how much would one be expected to pay for an afternoon out on the town together? There's a carnival in town just now and I betcha I could win you one heck of a stuffie!

*PB maintains a polite smile while briefly frozen by indecision and confusion.*

You want to go to the carnival, and win me a stuffie?

Well sure! If it sounds like a good time to you, that is. We can ride the ferris wheel and have all the cotton candy your circuits could ever ask for!

You do realize my age simulation and your actual age are probably about the same? You don't have to bribe me with treats.

*He steps closer and trails a fingertip along the chain on his glasses.*

Why don't you tell me what you really want?

That right? Well you look just as good as the day you were manufactured, course!

Still, who doesn't like a sweet treat now and again?

*Peepaw scratches at his cheek awkwardly, starting to blush*

And maybe we could.. gosh I dunno... hold hands?

*PB snickers, lowering his hand again.*

You know what? Sure, take me to the carnival. Let's eat cotton candy and hold hands. B] Rock my world, Peepaw.

It's gonna be a great time, I just know it!

The small corner carnival has several small rides and amusements, booths with different games and fair foods and from somewhere, calliope music drifts on the air. Peepaw makes idle chatter as they stand in line for one of the games, a shooting gallery.

My little Junebug -that's Morty, of course- told me about this carnival! He invited Jessica to come but she turned him down flat, poor kid. Oh, I'm up!

They reach the front of the line and Peepaw pays for a chance to win a prize. He puts the false rifle up to his shoulder and looks down the length of the barrel, brow pulling up in the middle with confusion before he realizes his glasses have fallen to rest against his chest. He flushes and chuckles to himself, flustered as he sets them back on his nose.

Not gonna win you much of anything without my readers!

He once again lines up the shot and stares down the iron sights, taking a single steadying breath before squeezing the trigger on the toy gun. Bullseye.

Howzabout that! Still got it!

He beams up at PB and nods toward the shelf of stuffed prizes the bored employee indicates.

Take your pick, Peanut!

*PB maintains a polite smile as he observes and listens, still a bit confused by the situation but nonetheless pleased with how it's going.*

Nice shootin', Tex. B] Hmm... I like the fat bear. That's a great thing.

*Peepaw blushes lightly at the praise, grabbing the requested plush and presenting it to PB*

It's awful cute! Whatcha gonna call it? Oo, ferris wheel next or should we get that cotton candy I owe ya? :)

*Somewhat slowly, he accepts the bear and looks down at it, still keeping up the social smile.*

...I'll call it Jamal. That was the first name to come to mind, so I think it told me psychically. Thanks, babe.

*PB leans over to kiss Peepaw's cheek before tucking the bear under one arm and taking his hand.*

Let's take the cotton candy onto the ferris wheel. B]

That's a great na-oh gosh!

*Peepaw turns tomato red and visibly gulps before giving PB's hand a gentle squeeze. When he speaks next his voice is noticeably higher than before.*

Good idea!!

*Amusement creeps into PB's smile and he lightly swings Peepaw's hand a little as they walk towards the nearest cotton candy vendor.*

You sure you can handle all the excitement of a ferris wheel ride? B]

Sure I can, peanut! Maybe even the teacups too if you really wanna get my heart racing! ;)

*Peepaw chuckles at his own little joke and smiles brightly as their hands swing together. His eyes light up when he sees the cotton candy stand, pulling PB along with him towards it by their clasped hands.*

*Snickering, PB contentedly allows himself to be led towards the sweet smell of sugar being spun.*

My. B] A real thrill-seeker, aren't you?

*He leans in somewhat to watch the process of cotton candy being made, enjoying the way the colors blend together like clouds in a sunrise.*

Do you think flavors differ at all? Or is it just sugar fluff?

Hah, I think my thrill seeking days are behind me darlin.

*Peepaw glances down at sweets briefly before focusing instead on his date, eyes crinkling up as he smiles watching PB*

Oh sure, there's pink vanilla, cherry, and blue raspberry usually! Course you can also just through regular old sugar into the machine if you prefer it plain. Or, a-and most people dont know this, but you can even toss in hard candies! Root beer barrles, butterscotches, lemon drops. The machine breaks em up and spins them just fine! Isn't that interesting?

I like lemon drops pretty well but for cotton candy I prefer a swirl of the usual suspects.

*He procures two cones and passes one to PB before taking a bite of his own and grinning to himself at the taste of the sweet treat.*

Mmmm. And there's nothing like it when it's still nice and warm!

*PB tilts his head slightly, curious, as he takes the cone and draws it closer to give the fluff a deep sniff.*

I don't think I've had it warm and fresh like this before.

*The scent is pretty goddamn lovely and inviting, so he dives in for a bite and very soon after is nodding deeply, enlightened.*

Mm, yeah, this is kick ass. :] I might finish it before we even get on the wheel.

Heh well that's alright! It's all about the experience. And I dunno about you Peanut but I'm havin' a pretty dang good one! :)

Mm... I think I am, too.

:] Is this going to make my tongue turn blue? Like a skink?

*He sticks his tongue out at Peepaw. There is some blue there!*

That's great, I'm real glad Peanut!

Hah, it has indeed! The skinkiest! :D

*Snickering, PB withdraws his tongue and subtly moves to walk a couple of inches closer at Peepaw's side.*

B] So you're up for a ferris wheel ride, but what about a haunted house? You can follow through behind me if you want.

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Oh I dunno about that, Peanut!

*Peepaw bumps his shoulder playfully against PB's*

Sounds like one'a them things they'd say at the end of a drug commercial, don't it? Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for the haunted house!

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Well hey there kitten! How's business?

"Pretty good! How's your day going?" o(*￣︶￣*)o

"I'm swell!" Peepaw smiles brightly, sitting at his usual table. "Say, seems like you're always here working, dontcha ever get a day off darlin?"

"Don't worry, I don't need days off! I'm always ready to serve customers almost all day!"

It says, placing its hands on its hips with a proud expression on its face

"Well hey now.." Peepaw gently places a hand on the other's elbow. "That's just not healthy, pumpkin. It's so sweet n' kind of ya to take such good care of your guests but ya gotta take care of yourself too." He boops Rickie on the nose and gives him a breif scritch under the chin. "Alrighty?"

"u-uh huh-"

It nods, while its cheeks turn slightly redder, its ears twitch and a low purr comes from its throat

B-but it's my only job… if I don't put effort into it, then it means I'm a goo...d-for-nothing, besides, it's n-not that difficult, why would i-i need to rest?

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"Rickie.." Peepaw's brow crinkled up in the middle with concern, taking one of its hands in both of his own. "You put lots of effort into it and that's a good thing! Ya just gotta put effort into lookin' after yourself too. Lil bit of selfcare, don't that sound nice? Even if its just lounging about and getting off your feet for a day, getcha nice n' refreshed! Then you'll have even more energy for your passions, including serving your customers! So how bout it darlin? Just one lil day off?"

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Do you think this would fool an actual goose? Need to know quickly!

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I'm afraid not, Peanut. But in an emergency use whatcha got!

"Peepaw?Oye, carajo, what's your story, old man?" A sharp gaze roamed over the other one. He took notice of the bandages, and other things. Standing a bit straighter, he spoke. "So... Abuelo... What gives."

Peepaw's eyes lit up at hearing the familiar term the other Rick used to refer to him. It made him think fondly back on his own youth, summers spent in Querétaro visiting his father's parents. He'd always sort of hoped one day Morty or Sumsum might take up calling him abuelo but it had never happened and he didnt want to force it.

Normally he would have happily prattled on about all of this, as he loved nothing more than talking about his grandkids—but a lifetime of experience told him something about this man was dangerous.

He smiled pleasantly, not disgenuine in his ever friendly nature, but his eyes were now guarded as he surveyed the man. "Well hey there stranger! I imagine my story is much the same as any other Rick. I'm just retired is all. You seem the sort who likes to keep busy though, am I right?"

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The other Rick’s grin twitched just a little too sharp at the corners. "Retired?" He echoed, rolling the word around like it tasted funny. "That’s adorable. You trade the portal gun for a rocking chair, or you just downsize the apocalypse schedule to weekends?" He stepped a little closer, hands buried in the pockets of a coat that looked newer, sleeker. "Busy? Yeah, I keep busy. Multiverse doesn’t exactly run itself, Peepaw." His eyes flicked over the old man’s posture, the guarded stance behind the soft smile. He’d noticed. Of course he had. "But I gotta say, I didn’t expect to find a Rick playing house. Grandkids, gardening, early bird specials. That’s… different." He tilted his head. "So what’s the angle? Enlightenment? Redemption arc? Or you just get tired of winning?" The smile stayed, but it was all teeth now, the gold capped canine catching in the light. He meant no harm,honestly. Vice was just curious. "Because in my experience, a Rick who says he’s retired is either lying… or planning something."

While it was plain to see that the man—the Rick before him was not to be trifled with, Peepaw could sense no malice nor ill will and let himself relax a fraction.

"Well, I gotta disagree with ya there I'm afraid. See if there's one thing I've learned above all else it's that the multiverse does run itself." He rocked back on his heels a bit, turning his eyes to the sky and all that lay beyond. "The infinite got on just fine before us, and it'll continue long after we're gone."

Peepaw refocused his gaze on Vice, crows feet crinkling gently upwards as he smiled, soft and without any misgiving. "No angle. I just found what's truly important—to me. I'm well aware the way I live isn't for everyone, but it is right for me."

"And besides," His eyes twinkled with good humor as he leaned in faux conspiratorially, "The AARP membership is totally worth it."

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Vice watched him in silence for a long moment, the faintest hum of some unseen mechanism vibrating in the space between them. His expression didn’t soften exactly, but it shifted. Evaluating. Recalculating. A slow exhale left him through his nose. "Heh." It wasn’t quite a laugh. "You’re either the wisest Rick I’ve met… or the laziest." He held no real heat or malice on the last part of that sentence. His eyes flicked upward briefly, following the other Rick's gaze, earlier gaze to the sky, though his looked less contemplative and more clinical—like he was scanning it for fractures. "The multiverse doesn’t run itself." Vice replied, folding his hands behind his back. "It decays. It drifts. It collapses in on its own contradictions. I’ve seen universes fold because one variable went unchecked." His eyes slid back to them. "Entropy isn’t self-governing. It’s hungry."

Pausing for a moment, Vice turned to fully look at them. "But." His head tilted slightly. "You don’t smell like someone running from something. No guilt spikes. No suppressed timelines ghosting your shadow." A faint smirk tugged at his mouth. "Annoyingly centered, actually." He stepped a fraction closer, not threatening—just curious. "You found what’s important to you." His voice dropped a shade quieter. "Most Ricks burn down realities trying to prove nothing is." Vice brought his hand up to shake the other Ricks hand. "What do you go by Abuelito, I know your name is Rick, but what's your second given name? Is it really Peepaw?" Offering them a small smile, he shook their hand.

"I go by Vice. A pleasure to make your acquaintance."

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"Oh I reckon I can be both, lazy and wise!" Peepaw shook the hand with a warm smile, chuckling to himself at his own joke. "It's a real pleasure to meet you Vice!"

And he meant it, of course. As cautious as he had been at the beginning of this interaction he found himself already warming up to Vice. He seemed thoughtful, not something Peepaw would describe most ricks as.

"Abuelito suits me just fine! But Peepaw is indeedy what most folks call me, silly though it may be! Started off just pokin' fun at my dimensional designation; I'm pretty far off down the curve ya see, dimension W-49339. Or, course, reversed: Peepaw!" He spread his hands in a ta-da gesture, brightly colored bandages wrapped around several fingers.

You are so unbelievably adorable, I wish any harm that comes your way is obliterated instantly with the most painful of lasers. Have a great day Peepaw Rick

Well now, that's awful kind of you! I hope you have a real great day too Prime :)

#asks #rickprimesuperfanrick #always nice to meet other r&m fictives!#seems like theres a good few of us here on tumblr and i love to see it!#makes an old rick feel not quite so alone in the multiverse :)

Ooc// happy late birthday Papa Rick!!!! It's you and @pleasurebotrick💝💝

Thank you!! I absolutely adore it, this is so terribly sweet of you 💚💚💚

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What's with all of the band-aids? Are they just for aesthetic, or...?

- @clone-ur-rick

Oh I'm just awful accident prone! Lots of little bumps and boo-boos, especially from gardening. I don't get off world much these days so I like to save the good medicines in case any of the family has an emergency or anything like that.

I guess lil scrapes and bruises aren't something you gotta worry about yourself huh? That must be awful nice!

"Boo-boo"-? N-Nevermind...

Although I am functionally immortal, it must be nice being able to feel things, even if it is a cut or a bruise.

Well I certainly don't recommend it but that's a real interesting perspective! Do you like being immortal? Can't say as I would really want to be, myself.

Really? I find that hard to believe. Other Ricks certainly seem to think that they can cheat death. How do you think I was created?

Oh, I'm sure I felt that way back in the day. Young and indestructible, you know! But I never did get into the whole project pheonix thing; back then it felt like prepping for failure and nowadays well.. My time will come when it comes.

Besides, it didn't work out too well for your guy there now did it? Poor old fool. Still, you're here now! Silver lining to everything, long as you're willing to look for it. :)

I guess I never thought of it that way before? I didn't exactly ask to be born either though. I didn't ask to be attached to a teenage boy who won't listen to me.

You seem to be doin' pretty well without him just now! And ya know none of us ask to be born, but here we are anyway. Might as well enjoy it!

No offense, but, this is really weird hearing this from you...

None taken! How do ya mean weird?

My Rick wasn't normally this...optimistic? Respectful? Tolerant? Patient? He'd probably question why I'm not fulfilling my task right now. You know, cuz I'm just a program or whatever...

Well I spose that isn't exactly unusual even if it is unfortunate. Most Ricks have their heads stuck pretty far up their own asses in my opinion but well, that's neither here nor there. What's important is, I don't think you're *just* a program. I think you're a great program capable of anything you care to do or be!

Are you...sure you're not setting me up for something or hoping for a favor? I mean...I know the multiverse is infinite, but...

Heh, no no. But I understand your meaning, I get that a lot. I'm just happy to meet you, friend. :)

"Friend". Riiiiiiigggghhhtttt...

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Oh? Forgive me if thats's a bit overly familiar. Maybe you could come round for a pot of tea sometime so we could get to know each other a lil better first! I'm not the tinkerer I once was but I'm sure together we could figure out some decent scanning tools to digitalize a good cuppa for you! :)

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Well hey there kitten! How's business?

"Pretty good! How's your day going?" o(*￣︶￣*)o

"I'm swell!" Peepaw smiles brightly, sitting at his usual table. "Say, seems like you're always here working, dontcha ever get a day off darlin?"

"Don't worry, I don't need days off! I'm always ready to serve customers almost all day!"

It says, placing its hands on its hips with a proud expression on its face

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What's with all of the band-aids? Are they just for aesthetic, or...?

- @clone-ur-rick

I guess lil scrapes and bruises aren't something you gotta worry about yourself huh? That must be awful nice!

"Boo-boo"-? N-Nevermind...

Although I am functionally immortal, it must be nice being able to feel things, even if it is a cut or a bruise.

Well I certainly don't recommend it but that's a real interesting perspective! Do you like being immortal? Can't say as I would really want to be, myself.

Really? I find that hard to believe. Other Ricks certainly seem to think that they can cheat death. How do you think I was created?

Besides, it didn't work out too well for your guy there now did it? Poor old fool. Still, you're here now! Silver lining to everything, long as you're willing to look for it. :)

I guess I never thought of it that way before? I didn't exactly ask to be born either though. I didn't ask to be attached to a teenage boy who won't listen to me.

You seem to be doin' pretty well without him just now! And ya know none of us ask to be born, but here we are anyway. Might as well enjoy it!

No offense, but, this is really weird hearing this from you...

None taken! How do ya mean weird?

My Rick wasn't normally this...optimistic? Respectful? Tolerant? Patient? He'd probably question why I'm not fulfilling my task right now. You know, cuz I'm just a program or whatever...

Are you...sure you're not setting me up for something or hoping for a favor? I mean...I know the multiverse is infinite, but...

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Heh, no no. But I understand your meaning, I get that a lot. I'm just happy to meet you, friend. :)

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Well hey there kitten! How's business?

"Pretty good! How's your day going?" o(*￣︶￣*)o

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"I'm swell!" Peepaw smiles brightly, sitting at his usual table. "Say, seems like you're always here working, dontcha ever get a day off darlin?"

"you got a cute lil style goin on~"

Well thank you! :) How bout you come round for tea sometime? Maybe we get a good meal in you too?

"I'm thinking about getting something else in me baby"

Peepaw blinks, oblivious. "A drink..? How bout I fix us up a pot of tea!"

HR chuckles, thinking peepaw is quite charming.

"how long has it been since you had some real action, huh?"

If it wasn't obvious enough, HR decided to clarify further, lust dripping from his expression.

"Something tight and warm, wrapped around your cock~"

"And I'm not talking about your own hand..."