안녕.

Felicia,Malaysia. It rhymes.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Every time I see ibs I always think of "does ibs stand for I be shittin because that's what I be doing"

[guerrillatech]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Escape rooms exist but we’re all sleeping on the concept of a break-in room.

Within 50 minutes you and your group have to break into a room and steal something valuable. Themes include: 

The White House

Art museum 

Jewelry store

Best Buy 

Your ex’s apartment (where they have embarrassing and/or incriminating photos of you)

Rival scientist’s lab 

CEO’s summer home

Area 51

[blackmoonhunter]

A lawyer’s house. You have the find evidence they’re crooked.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

NICE. I’d also like to add: 

Mathilda-themed break-in, where you have to get in and out of Miss Trunchbull’s house for the doll and chocolates. For intermediate players only because that shit’s gonna be intense. 

[blackmoonhunter]

Oh! That’s a beast!

But if we’re getting in and out, let’s up the ante.

James Bond theme. Get in, get the evidence of their plan and free the dumbass agent who got caught then get out. Timed to the length of their monologue!

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Haunted library. You have to steal a rare book from the archives. Only one flashlight per player allowed. Good luck.

[crumplelush]

The Declaration of Independence

[foodchewer]

I live for compliments

[foodchewer]

im so alive 

[harlivy]

[knedli]

[jakemorph]

we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are

[jakemorph]

stop trying to make this about penises this is serious

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[daftqunk]

seth everman going WILD in the background

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks

[moringmark]

[1los]

[10knotes]

omfg that is just too adorable

[satanic-b00ty]

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

[hello-missvixy-deactivated20160]

This is the most perfect.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)

[wonderhawk]

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

[blairwvldorf]

for someone who loves sleep so much you’d think that i’d sleep earlier

[jaubaius]

The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.

[theraptorcage]

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

[jjoyoku]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Poor Grandma

[drunkcyclonus]

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

Brilliant.

[pizzaotter]

What the hell is this? :O

[candiikismet]

Me at 1000 years old

[handsupcashx0ut]

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

[starlightandtears]

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

[bladeobrona]

Betty White when Death comes calling

[pepperstrawberry]

Tried to find the original source (the vid description gives it… but are out of date or something)… Still, here it is, in full, with sound:

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

[enchantedpineseed]

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Are you fucking kidding me

[tawghasa]

Have some more screen caps, courtesy of @aita_reddit

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[idontevenfreakingknow22]

Fuck this is so disgusting

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

This post is a fucking Pandora's box of awful

[prince-luffy]

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

[elecktrum]

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

[jenarion]

A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ampervadasz]