Dr. Pipi

Universal Basic Mozzarella Sticks for all

[unconditionalstudio]

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[linddzz]

gotta be a term that isn't the dunning Krueger effect but is a kind of similar idea where the more deep scientists get into their topic and the more exhausted they get, the more likely they are to find stupid ways to describe things

[linddzz]

this post brought to you by a bunch of coral specialists at the end of a workshop voting to define coral, a complex animal, as "a rock with problems"

[stitchposts]

[siegfriedandroy]

Shane Hollander disorder

[ambipom-deactivated20181205]

q:-/ (me being dubious with a snapback on)

[peepingcreek]

i think it makes more sense that adam was made from eves rib cause of nipples.

[pollen]

Czeslaw Milosz, from "Ars Poetica?"

[gaygoatshane]

when this happened, i thought they gave him a mini version of ginger ale but this is actually normal sized and these are just the size of his hands

[peepingcreek]

just remmebred ilya was born in russia and shane was born in canda so they both have foreskin!!!!!

[peepingcreek]

Again, I think its invasive of u guys to speculate on Hudson and Conners "true sexuality". yes they are our blorbos whose private parts are fun to mash together, but putting a looking glass onto their IRL relationships to decide what THEY are is really disrepectful and inhumane.

No owes you coherence. no-one owes u an elevator pitch for what you are into. As a biracial person the unforch relality is that I have had an elevator pitch to "explain" my race since I was 7. Im sure Hudson and conner have felt this pressure already, and I hope they can just ignore thr noise and go have fun at the beach.

[peepingcreek]

identity is so exclusive . you can ONLY BE a millionaire if u HAVE million dollars. u are. aDAD is u have a DICK and FATHER children. but like what id I just said that Im an employed millionaire dad what then

[peepingcreek]

its been six months, and Im jusy gonna say it

I have no idea wtf it means that ilya will "take the cup off with his mouth"

???? like hes gonna steal a shot glass from shanes maw like a rabid dog?

[icefrozenground]

let’s recenter the tasteful side boob visible in ilya’s top when he pulls off after the phone blowjob at the cottage…

[icefrozenground]

[hollanderthoughts]

Let’s say there’s something terribly wrong with you, and everyone else sees it before you do, and you see them see this horrible wrong thing about you. And you look inward, and you can see it too, now, but you can’t bear to put a name to it. Not yet. Do you smother it or nurture it? Would you smother it or nurture it? Can you really blame me for nurturing it?

[tothecottage]

2010s hypebeast ilya is real and true to me. closet full of supreme and bape and gaudy labels and too many sneakers and his apartment is nicely decorated save for the stupid amount of kaws of differing sizes and a large painting of Sad Bart Simpson in the living room

[shaneybby]

shanebug photo album circa '91-93

[hudconvent]

thinking about ilya and cliff playing terrible 1on1 basketball. just missing every single throw. cliffs like wait roz im gonna dunk. watch. and then he goes to dunk and hes like 6 inches from the rim