Your Honor, I was just being silly

Garf, 23, she/her :) Garfolemew's more active sideblog/art blog Professional yapper and unprofessional artist Reeheeheehee

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If I were colleagues with Craig McDermott I’d crash out too.

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Patrick Bateman is bisexual send tweet

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Thinking about the Bateman/Price dynamic. I might be a TimPat truther these days

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Hm. Thinking about my AU again, and realizing that there’s no shot Bateman et al. could have A) finished undergrad B) finished med school C) finished residency and D) finished a fellowship ALL before turning 27.

On one hand, I’m inclined to say fuck it and keep it as is, but the larger, more neurotic part of me hates that it’s not realistically feasible (at least, not with everything still set in the US). Like, yeah, I could just age everyone up and it would be fine but I feel like everyone being in their 20s is relevant….

That being said…an easy fix would be to just make them all dentists…but I fear that’s too niche for the general populace…

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Oughh. I want to work on my comic SO FUCKING BADLY but I just *had* to go and change my career and now I have to spend my summer studying for an exam. I am suffering

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how it feels to ignore all academic responsibilities and write self indulgent oc lore

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me having to block every single American Psycho character rp blog because they clog up the entire tag

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If I'm not mixing things up Evelyn did go to a business school like Patrick in the canon – but anyways I'm curious, is she up to something different/ medical related in your AU?

She’s still very much affiliated with the medical field! Evelyn started med school and quickly realized she doesn’t have the stomach for it (too squeamish—the first cadaver lab almost killed her irl). After dropping out, she got her MBA and got into the pharmaceutical industry. She eventually became a sales rep, and met Patrick while he was in his residency :)

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Also it’s been a while. Opening asks so if anyone would like to ask me questions about my AU…..😗👉👈

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Since I’m shit at writing, I’ve decided to turn the hospital AU fic into a comic instead >:) Working on adapting the first chapter (the one I posted) and will be continuing the story in comic form. Perhaps I’ll drop a little teaser soon…🌚

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Ahhhh I figured it out. Patrick Bateman was Like That because he was PMSing.

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saw your post!!

we need the luis carruthers hospital!au lore 🤍🤍

Ask and ye shall receive

Luis is a psychiatrist in the AU unlike the others (all surgeons) so you just KNOW he’s getting shit for a) not doing surgery and b) not being a “real doctor.” While I think from a “complying to the source material” perspective it’d make more sense for him to be a surgeon of some kind (maybe urology or maxillofacial), I just think this fits him vibe wise lol. Besides half the fun of an AU is getting to depart from the source material some :))

He’s still hopelessly crushing on Patrick though—he absolutely goes out of his way to run into him in the break room, go to him for consults (which given how far removed from surgery his field is, is almost always unnecessary), and generally find ways to be in his circle. Like Luis in the book, he can still be fucking crazy at times; one scenario that is canon (in my mind) is that Luis once booked himself an appointment with Dr. Bateman under a pseudonym just for the one-on-one time an exam typically entails. Of course, when Bateman opened the door to the exam room to see his colleague perched on the table, he obviously (very harshly) refused to indulge Luis’s request

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I lied I crave accuracy to the source materia, upon further consideration I think Luis would be a maxillofacial surgeon. I think it defeats the point of the group dynamic if he’s in too different of an area. I’ve decided on maxillofacial surgeon because it’s *just* close enough to dentistry for the others to give him shit for it, but not so far removed that he can’t relate entirely.

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American Psycho brain worms have returned. Such is the cycle

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opps...saw it by accident.......

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BDKSNSSK I LOVE THE MED AU IT'S SO GOOD AND THE DRAWING STYLE IT'S 4:39 AM AND I'M EATING IT UP DSBSJSNS

sobbing thank you so much :') I wish I had more time to draw and work on this AU, maybe someday I will be able to post more about it <3