Peter

Get the Monet and let's gogh

[aimeemorrigan-blog]

                  ‘ People would’ve still found a way for overdoing the denim-and-pink thing, people just love denim and pink. At least I know I love denim. ‘

[peerless-peter]

This party is proving your theory...

[lucille-fairchild-blog]

Well, if it counts for anything. I’m impressed.

[peerless-peter]

I know. Thanks, baby.

[juliettevanderbilt]

“What would you prefer the eighties? Perms and bubblegum pop sounds worse.”

[peerless-peter]

Well, no, but i’d rather not have to chose between those two, either.

[camille-thehunter]

That’s why I chose a dress. Old fashioned never hurt anybody’s eyes. 

[peerless-peter]

That’s the safest option, really.

[freya-harrison]

The nineties are fun! Come on, all this denim and pink must make you smile.

[peerless-peter]

No. You’re the one that makes me smile in the middle of all this glitter.

[lucille-fairchild-blog]

Come on. It means I get to sing Spice Girls.

[peerless-peter]

Oh, I’ll pay to see that.

[justanothervanderbilt]

When did you get boring?

[peerless-peter]

I- I am not boring!

[freya-harrison]

Or…maybe it would look even better on the floor.

[peerless-peter]

I’m certain of that.

[lucille-fairchild-blog]

Who’re you trying to impress with a hat anyway?

[peerless-peter]

No one, really.

[lucille-fairchild-blog]

Well it looks very good. Will Fairchild approval do?

[peerless-peter]

It’ll do wonders.

[freya-harrison]

However, the other half of me thinks it looks far better on me. What do you say?

[peerless-peter]

Actually... yes.. It does look better on you.

[lizzenilssen]

                  ‘ Meowww, yeah, who’re you trying to impress today, honey? ‘

[peerless-peter]

You know I’m always trying to impress you.

[lucille-fairchild-blog]

Do you even need to ask?

[peerless-peter]

Well, I’m a Vanderbilt. You know we all need approval.

[freya-harrison]

Very impressive actually. It looks very good.

[peerless-peter]

I know. But it’s always nice to have a personal shopper’s opinion.

[peerless-peter]

There’s way too much denim in this room... denim and pink. Why the nineties? Why?

[peerless-peter]

This looks good, right?

[archibaldgoldenboy]

I didn’t really “get rid” of Blair. If anything she got rid of me… Or something. But y’know, she’s not one of Chuck’s last season scarves— you don’t just get rid of someone. But uh, anyways. Tied down, right. One of my many mistakes. Do these experiences happen to involve older, married women or…?

I’m just kidding. Sort of.

[peerless-peter]

That works as well.

No. Older women is not bad, but married women always come with with a hell lot of bagage: Children, and jealous husbands, and drama.