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@pegasus-loves-thefew
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That’s quite an interesting name for your dog. Is there a certain reason you named it that?
Not really. Why? Do you think there is? It just seemed like a good name for him. He’s a good dog.
Nah, I was just wondering. It seemed like a name from a TV show, or something.
Eh. I heard of this show called "Supernatural" and one of the guys is named Dean and one of the others looks exactly like me, but I've never watched it.
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…Are you currently at the airport or something?
No. I’m just tired. And cranky. Dean pooped on the carpet, and that doesn’t help.
Dean? Who’s Dean? A-your dog?
Yeah. My dog. He’s a golden retriever, and I’m still trying to make sure he’s all good in the house.
That’s quite an interesting name for your dog. Is there a certain reason you named it that?
Not really. Why? Do you think there is? It just seemed like a good name for him. He's a good dog.
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…Are you currently at the airport or something?
No. I’m just tired. And cranky. Dean pooped on the carpet, and that doesn’t help.
Dean? Who’s Dean? A-your dog?
Yeah. My dog. He's a golden retriever, and I'm still trying to make sure he's all good in the house.
I'm so done with airports.
Anybody want to head with me to, say, a restaurant or something?
Would you be up for a cold one somewhere? You can only take so many evenings alone.Â
Sounds great. Just tell me when.
Whenever works for you, soldier. I could secure transportation for you if needed.Â
I think I'm good. I'm off tomorrow.
I'm so done with airports.
Anybody want to head with me to, say, a restaurant or something?
Would you be up for a cold one somewhere? You can only take so many evenings alone.Â
Sounds great. Just tell me when.
Okay, the people at the airport need to get ahold of themselves. The world will spin on without them.
What’s wrong with the people at the airport? Are they freaking out about being late?
No… It’s the bit about taking things out of their pockets so we can check for dangerous items. Some people have to get patted down as well, and you can only imagine how that is turning out…
…Are you currently at the airport or something?
No. I'm just tired. And cranky. Dean pooped on the carpet, and that doesn't help.
Okay, the people at the airport need to get ahold of themselves. The world will spin on without them.
What’s wrong with the people at the airport? Are they freaking out about being late?
No... It's the bit about taking things out of their pockets so we can check for dangerous items. Some people have to get patted down as well, and you can only imagine how that is turning out...
I'm so done with airports.
Anybody want to head with me to, say, a restaurant or something?
Does anybody know a good place to go meet people?
I’m trying to be a bit more social.
Ooh! Town square is good. Or a cafe.
Really? I guess I’ll try that. Couldn’t hurt, I guess.
I'm sure you will be fine.Â
I'm Pegasus.
Okay, the people at the airport need to get ahold of themselves. The world will spin on without them.
Yeah… I’m not sure if I want puppies. I doubt Dean wants puppies either. What’s your name?
Get a fixed female dog, then. It won’t care one way or another, and it can’t get pregnant.
Or get that horny dog of yours fixed. Either way would work, really.
I’m Rita, Rita Fagin. And you?
Oh. Yeah, that’s actually a good idea. That way they could do whatever and not have little puppies running everywhere. That would be hectic.
My name is Pegasus. Just Pegasua.
Pfft, hectic? It’d be adorable!
Pegasus, huh? Odd name. Like that horse from European mythology?
I think it would be hectic in my small apartment. I can hardly keep up with Dean as it is, with him running around so happy and all.
Yeah, exactly like the mythology. I don't know why my mother gave me the name.
Yeah… I’m not sure if I want puppies. I doubt Dean wants puppies either. What’s your name?
Get a fixed female dog, then. It won’t care one way or another, and it can’t get pregnant.
Or get that horny dog of yours fixed. Either way would work, really.
I’m Rita, Rita Fagin. And you?
Oh. Yeah, that's actually a good idea. That way they could do whatever and not have little puppies running everywhere. That would be hectic.
My name is Pegasus. Just Pegasua.
Does anybody know what to do when your dog has… complications?
I know about dogs. Oliver’s bringing home strays left and right, and we ain’t got the money for proper medical care…
We learned to make do.Â
What’s wrong with ‘im?
I don’t know if it’s wrong, but Dean has a boner. I really, honestly don’t know how to deal with something like this on a dog.
Oh, jesus christ.
Look, here’s what you do: You get a female dog. Put them in a room together.
And then you let them fuck like rabbits. :D
Yeah... I'm not sure if I want puppies. I doubt Dean wants puppies either. What's your name?
Does anybody know a good place to go meet people?
I’m trying to be a bit more social.
Ooh! Town square is good. Or a cafe.
Does anybody know what to do when your dog has… complications?
What sort of complications? Medical ones? I’m a- was a nurse. Maybe I could help?
Uh, it’s not medical. My dog has a boner and I have no idea how to deal with it.
Oh. Well, I would suggest just leaving him alone. Just pretend it isn’t there and it will go away on it’s own.
Oh. Okay. Will do then.
Does anybody know what to do when your dog has… complications?
I know about dogs. Oliver’s bringing home strays left and right, and we ain’t got the money for proper medical care…
We learned to make do.Â
What’s wrong with ‘im?
I don't know if it's wrong, but Dean has a boner. I really, honestly don't know how to deal with something like this on a dog.
Does anybody know what to do when your dog has… complications?
What sort of complications? Medical ones? I’m a- was a nurse. Maybe I could help?
Uh, it's not medical. My dog has a boner and I have no idea how to deal with it.
