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INDEPENDENT & PRIVATE BLOG FOR AQUA LEADER AOGIRI. ESTABLISHED 5/26/15 please read the rules & about before following! written by erika var sc_project=11723057; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="7cb93a60";

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new impromptu pin hey-o.

hi i’m erika, conqueror of big titties. same mun of @/lionfanged and @/sifallorsum. being back on this blog was a VERY spontaneous decision that i do not guarantee will last. if ur here... i mean i GUESS i have no right to judge but like godspeed i guess.

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oh boy i can’t believe i am so popular

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^-- living nightmare to everyone around him*

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in addition, aogiri ALWAYS has dried jerky on him. always. though kept nice and sealed up in little baggies so the man isn’t walking around stinking of a bbq (at least, not to the much duller human senses vs pkmn senses.)

there is nothing better to curb a potential rage moment of a wild pokemon than a bit of food. food is simply the immediate way to the heart. 😌

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u know, i rly thought i had a fully fledged pkmn page here, but maybe that was one of my (many) archive blogs???

probably a good sign to rehash but the #1 baby will be staying, and that will be mortimer. aka ancient dinosaur meets modern day crocodile meets oversized puppy. the monster-sized feraligatr that would VERY much love chin scritchies but to brutally dismember and eat still-living water types right in front of your very eyes.

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also, hewwo to new followers, while it HAS been a very, VERY long hot minute since i last logged into aogiri, i just wanted to give a refresher on my portrayal that has not changed and that is...

he’s a little batshit, and 100% is aware of what will happen upon awakening kyogre. we don’t go the ‘uh oh whoopsidoodle’ oras route here, and here in erika town, aogiri knows the chaos that will descend upon the world, and is trying to bring on pretty much a watery apocalypse.

aogiri is of the firm belief that humans continue to fuck up their chances of co-existing with nature, and as mankind continues to advance at the expense of the world around them, he sinks deeper into the mindset that it would be better to wipe the slate clean. purification by holy water from divine kyogre itself, if you will.

this thought process is solidified by how kyogre, awakened by the blue orb (bcuz wtf why would the red orb work on kyogre, we’re ignoring the probably intentional plothole of them mixing up their basic colors when they nabbed the orbs), chooses to begin a torrential downfall in spite of what the ramifications may be, assuming, in his bias, that kyogre surely must agree with him that the world is beyond helping, and must be restarted.

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hm, hm, hmmm... with enough hair gel, patience, and hopes and prayers that izumi would come and rip him a new one for it, could he model his hair after his idol deity? though, kyogre’s head wasn’t terribly... inspiring. maybe some fins?

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hey. reblog if u like water, sexy men in wetsuits, and have Good Taste(TM). team magma stans do not interact. (this is an or/as archie/aogiri by erika. steven stone pls call me back.)

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looking at my rules and seeing that i havent updated it since i was 22 i am 25 now i started this blog when i was 16

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feeling the evil kermit vs normal kermit meme rn

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‘ lil’ fun fact for y’all, but outta alllll the devilish sorts on this big ole earth, i’d say i’m the best lookin’ of them all. ‘ cue a smug little chuckle. ‘ my secret? i still got my eyebrows. ‘

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belfrys​:

no one:

any time @pelagiios​ is even mentioned:

way off in the distance, but still within sight, he is dabbing. dabbing on the haters. you will never escape this waking paralysis demon, matsubusa.

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hey who has the sexiest boss theme in pokemon and why is it the or/as boss fight (with maximum guitar + trumpets)?

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‘ damn, i didn’t know they let the old coots outta the retirement home! where’s yer nursie, big man? ‘

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HA TUMBLR, U CANNOT KEEP ME OUT FOREVER!!

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a permanent reminder of the Aogiri Energy(TM)

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‘ here’s a drinkin’ game for ya---take a shot every fuckin’ time somebody asks max about archie. ‘ a hospital trip may end up being necessary afterwards.