[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[dailyfoodlovers]

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

[zero1qn2]

Directions, revisited

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[dailyfoodlovers]

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

[cali]

[onshrike]

from knowledge, truth

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[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[quixoticanarchy]

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

[quixoticanarchy]

i see this post is going around again.. sort of like a bunch of infectious diseases i could name

[cpericardium]

[ot3]

was about to come over here and post 'what do lawyers need those three extra inches for' then realized that i probably needed to make it clear that im talking about US standard paper sizes

[loveridden1999]

google dot com how to surgically remove headache for ever

[dogsuffrage]

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

[28dayslater]

Every video I see of Erika Kirk is more annoying than the last. I can’t imagine going home to that every day, you do start to understand why Charlie shot himself

[theminotaursmanual]

by Laerte Coutinho

[las-lus]

btw this is laerte. She is 73 now! Making art and being happy! It's never too late to transition

[bluestempigeons]

yucky disgusting

[bluestempigeons]

yucky baby is a porcupine now

[snapscube]

do you ever just get the urge to post in a way that immediately makes you realize how badly you need a journal

[pineconewithapencil]