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Would you all be interested? If i started a Q&A with the cast of the Characters in Angelica’s sensations? Tommy: 17 Sophomore Chuckie: 17 sophomore Phil and Lil :17 sophomore Susie :18 junior Angelica : 18 junior Dil : 16 freshman Alisa: oldest sister of Susie.
Yes
No
do you want to rub nickels together
give me $300 for all of my wrong opinions
dude bensons gonna tie us down and fuck our mouths when he sees how good we stacked those chairs
I Am Here
I know who I am.
I am Love.
I am Peace.
I am Freedom.
I am Truth.
I am you, when you let go of your fears.
Source: I Am Here
Meet the Feebles AU
Last couple of months ago, I stumbled upon a movie that I didn’t know existed and made by the same guy that did “Lord of the Rings.”
What movie was it? It was “Meet the Feebles.”
That’s right, before our guy went to do smash hits, he was your average filmmaker but kickstarted his career by producing splatter comedies, and one of them involved puppets! So I watched the movie on Memorial Day (a tad ironic considering this was a commercial failure) and I really liked it! It’s not as good as other movies I’ve seen on my 80’s movie list, but it’s not bad either. I will say it would’ve been better off as a series so we could get an equal amount of time for the characters and their stories.
With that out of the way, here’s what my AU of “Meet the Feebles” would be like:
It will be set in the 1970’s but anachronism will come to play in terms of music (Bucks Fizz being one of them because they have a 70’s feel to it and I thought they would be more appreciated)
It will have actual humans in the variety show next to Feebles (And before you argue, I will remind you that while Abi is human, he still maintains the looks of a puppet)
Everyone will have 6 months to prepare for showtime instead of 12 hours
Two characters will die at the beginning (I know most of you that have seen the movie will not be interested in the dung-munching paparazzi F.W. Fly, so I figured getting rid of him would help make the AU be less stressful)
There will be an appropriate balance of good and bad people (I noticed there had been more morally gray characters and decided to shift their traits, examples like Harry being more cheerful offstage or Sidney trying to juggle his act and being a good parent to Seymour)
Have character names and designs changed (Seymour being a purple elephant instead of a elechicken hybrid, Barry having his name changed to Burton to avoid confusion, just to name a couple.)
The p🐬n scenes will be cut out entirely (Seriously it was just, eugh, hard to look at.)
Most of the main and secondary characters will survive the carnage (except for Samantha, Elihu, Ollie, Sandy, Abi, a good portion of the audience, Trevor and finally Bletch.)
The epilogue will be almost about the same except have different paths for some characters (Fuyuko moving back to New York with her friends and starting an idol group called “Sky Candy” with Harry as the mascot/MC, Sebastian’s new career as an orchestra director, Burton becoming an opera star, Wynyard going to rehab, etc)
in my version of the film all scenes will be porn scenes
peter jackson told me it would be better that way
everyone dies in a horrible bdsm accident (there was a gas leak)
Meet the Feebles AU
Last couple of months ago, I stumbled upon a movie that I didn’t know existed and made by the same guy that did “Lord of the Rings.”
What movie was it? It was “Meet the Feebles.”
That’s right, before our guy went to do smash hits, he was your average filmmaker but kickstarted his career by producing splatter comedies, and one of them involved puppets! So I watched the movie on Memorial Day (a tad ironic considering this was a commercial failure) and I really liked it! It’s not as good as other movies I’ve seen on my 80’s movie list, but it’s not bad either. I will say it would’ve been better off as a series so we could get an equal amount of time for the characters and their stories.
With that out of the way, here’s what my AU of “Meet the Feebles” would be like:
It will be set in the 1970’s but anachronism will come to play in terms of music (Bucks Fizz being one of them because they have a 70’s feel to it and I thought they would be more appreciated)
It will have actual humans in the variety show next to Feebles (And before you argue, I will remind you that while Abi is human, he still maintains the looks of a puppet)
Everyone will have 6 months to prepare for showtime instead of 12 hours
Two characters will die at the beginning (I know most of you that have seen the movie will not be interested in the dung-munching paparazzi F.W. Fly, so I figured getting rid of him would help make the AU be less stressful)
There will be an appropriate balance of good and bad people (I noticed there had been more morally gray characters and decided to shift their traits, examples like Harry being more cheerful offstage or Sidney trying to juggle his act and being a good parent to Seymour)
Have character names and designs changed (Seymour being a purple elephant instead of a elechicken hybrid, Barry having his name changed to Burton to avoid confusion, just to name a couple.)
The p🐬n scenes will be cut out entirely (Seriously it was just, eugh, hard to look at.)
Most of the main and secondary characters will survive the carnage (except for Samantha, Elihu, Ollie, Sandy, Abi, a good portion of the audience, Trevor and finally Bletch.)
The epilogue will be almost about the same except have different paths for some characters (Fuyuko moving back to New York with her friends and starting an idol group called “Sky Candy” with Harry as the mascot/MC, Sebastian’s new career as an orchestra director, Burton becoming an opera star, Wynyard going to rehab, etc)
in my version of the film all scenes will be porn scenes
peter jackson told me it would be better that way
lame ass gadgetjob
BIG NEWS EVERYONE I HAVE BEEN RECLASSIFIED BY THE CANADIAN RATINGS BOARD TO BE TOO HOT FOR TV
ANNOUNCEMENT: I NO LONGER SHIP FRARNEY (Fred / Barney)
So I'll be honest. When I first got into the Flintstones fandom, I was incredibly young and naive. (For starters, I thought the show featured documentary footage of real cavemen, dinosaurs and prehistoric technology.) But over the years, as I got deeper into not just the series lore but also the behind-the-scenes aspects of the production, I began to realize that it was a just a cheaply animated knock-off of The Honeymooners and all the storylines were nothing more than stock mid-century sitcom plots mixed in with puns on the word 'stone.' The writers, tasked with churning out 30-episode seasons of childish drivel, would not have had the bandwidth to craft hidden messages to the show's audience about a secret love between two crudely drawn Neanderthals. Furthermore, as I began to question the validity of my once-cherished ship, I found myself under attack by increasingly toxic 'Dark Frarnies' who review-bombed my earlier fanfics into oblivion. The fact is, while shipping Fred and Barney may have brought me joy during a dark time in my life (I had recently been exiled from the Jetsons fandom for what was, in retrospect, a misguided pairing of Rosie the Robot and Astro the Dog) I just don't feel at home in the Frarney community anymore. And while it may be bittersweet to say goodbye, at least I can still find consolation in my folder with over 10,000 hyper-realistic, anatomically correct Scrooggi (Scrooge McDuck x Yogi Bear) drawings.
that's right bitches, pelswick is the new host of toonami
they should've made a catdog spinoff where winslow killed people in real life
Ren & Stimpy's Cock Party for the Nintendo DS
spongebob adult circumcision
This is heresy, Gonzo fucks.
Joker: Heh... Kermit, darling, come look at this graph...
Kermit: Oh? Well, I certainly have gender or genders... but what is this? "Doesn't fuck?"
Joker: It seems whoever made this was misinformed... care to reeducate them, my love? *he inserts a wet finger into my muppet hole*
K: MOAN a-ah... Joker My Sweet, must we fuck in front of Tumblr?
J: Yes... if you enthusiastically consent, that is. *he pulls out his cock*
K: *mouth waters* OH JOKER ♡♡♡ PLEASE PUT THAT THING INSIDE HOLE
(They then touch eachother and get eachother pregnan