beary time ??!

revue starlight quit your job

[amazoogle]

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

[transfemjedediahwicker]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[yumalianinja]

Like any good Super Sentai show, we must have a mecha and oh boy do the ToQger have one! Introducing ToQ-Oh and I must say I just love this design so much!! Trains and Giant Robots go so well together!!

[albva]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Traumacore edit of me at my white collar cubicle job with health insurance as though I have a goddamn thing to complain about in this stupid world

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't actually know what traumacore looks like or what that means

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree

[angelicguy]

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

[itsbilby]

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

[angelicguy]

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

[shyolet]

'whatever' is a pretty cool word. but if only there were a version with more swag....

[shituationist]

Social media is getting to a point where you might as well just send letters to your friends.

[smileymoth]

my experience watching my roommate play pokemon z a

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[itznarcotic]

yearning

[itznarcotic]

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

[luntfontanne]

dearly departed fung wah bus may she rest in POWER 🫡 obsessed with ayo's go-to bit in her last press cycle being the great molasses flood and this time around it's the fung wah bus. real bostonian representation 🙂‍↕️

now you gotta pay like $35 for a bus to new york and it STILL will probably break down and leave you stranded at an ihop in connecticut :(

[luntfontanne]

imagine this 💭: open your eyes 🫵 CLOSE 'EM 🙂‍↕️ now open your MENTAL EYE 👁️ right? you are in a BUS DEPOT 🚏🚌 in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown 🏮🌆 you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 💸 bus that will take you to new york 🗽 in UNDER four hours ⏱️ sometimes THREE 🏃💨 it's like the concorde of buses ✈️ this thing's going a hundred miles— BIG bus, too🫸↔️🫷not a small bus 🤏 BIG ol' bus 🙌💪 HUNDRED miles an hour 💯 on the speedway 🛣️ sometimes? catching fire 🔥🧯 don't sit in the back 👈 don't sit in the front 👉 you will hit things 🧳⚠️ and things will hit you 🤕🔨 the bus? might explode 💥💥💥 THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ✋ your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK 🫡 and then you do :)

[downwiththefleet]

These teams love regular season OT so much they are trying to get to 3v3 during the playoffs by killing each other

[thedeliaishere]

spiritualist whose mad at you: you're going to hell

materialist whose mad at you: you're going to reeducation

agnostic whose mad at you: no one know where you're going

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?