beary time ??!

revue starlight quit your job

[datasoong47]

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[pjackk]

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[cikero]

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

[cikero]

[bonyassfish]

No place for a little seal

[maimonidiva]

atheist atheist: İ don't believe in god because İ believe in dialectical materialism, which is incompatible with belief in god

religious atheist: İ don't believe in Gd because Hashem commands us to seek truth and dialectical materialism is truth

agnostic atheist: nobody knows why İ don't understand dialectical materialism

[quinnactually]

why are your i's so long

[maimonidiva]

because of the material conditions

[yuriartillery]

[clearly flustered, about to cry, and out of any other arguments to make] well good luck proving that when the abyssal serpent swallows you and your stupid hometown

[pitjob-deactivated20240513]

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[mosasadogs]

(about to say something indicative of my deteriorated mental state) right, i just want you to know that i cannot stop thinking of this structure as a tower and i wish you would acknowledge it being a tower

[imjunebitch]

learning about landback is like Wow you white liberals are hating on and working to stop something objectively good for every involved person because you are just THAT racist huh

[imjunebitch]

"its a good idea but i wont support it bc less progressive political allies wont" like you???? thats you?!

[joshpeck]

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

[drdaanvondutch]

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

[batsandbutch]

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it