and now for something completely different

"Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts?" | maddy | 1993 | bi | cisgirl (she/her) | | rennie | writer | nanny | | hopepunk af | | marvel, lotr, stranger things, dragon age, mass effect, criminal minds, the magicians, star wars, dc, memes, lots of stuff, idk i'm pretty scattered | | and not to get all uwu on y'all, but terfs choke and die, all other transphobes and homophobes fall off a cliff, racists drown, nazis take a long walk off the shortest pier you can find, and you know what if you vote red then you should get it by now that you need to fuck off | | intersectional feminist | BLM |

[sedoretu]

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

[2colde]

[blasphemy-no-repentance]

[blasphemy-no-repentance]

[art-beyond-the-stars]

I'm not well about them so I made an edit.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[mythtakens]

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[powerfulwizard]

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

[powerfulwizard]

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

[powerfulwizard]

Oh my god

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[grinchlybear]

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[theconcealedweapon]

"I didn't know that it was because of a disability. I thought you were just misbehaving. That's why I punished you so many times. Can you forgive me?"

No. I can't.

The part where you declared yourself superior to me was intentional.

The part where you declared that any criticism of you is disrespect was intentional.

The part where you declared that you're allowed to express your emotions freely but I'm punished if I express mine was intentional.

The part where you hit me and declared that you earned the right to do that was intentional.

The part where you declared that I'm your property, decided who I'm supposed to be, then punished me for deviating from that was intentional.

Only the part where my disability has a label was accidental.

Also, anytime I "didn't mean to" disrespect you, you became violent. Why the fuck should I accept "didn't mean to" from you after a lifetime of you never accepting it from me even though it makes much more logical sense from me?

Also, even after you found out that I have a disability, you still continued to have ableist patterns, like expecting my brain to function on your command, or adding assumed hidden meanings to what I say and responding aggressively. If you were truly sorry, you'd be afraid to continue the pattern.

If you want my forgiveness, you have to spend the rest of your life openly betraying those who support your authoritarian actions. You have to speak out against the propaganda that made you think that how you treated me was okay. You don't get to just "feel bad".

[theconcealedweapon]

"I didn't know that you needed reasons for everything because of a disability. I thought you were just being defiant. I'm sorry."

That's not an apology. That's an attempt to make yourself feel better about it while changing nothing.

You wanted to be an abusive dictator. You knew that logical reasoning didn't support you being a dictator, so you declared that logical reasoning is disrespectful and you punished me for it. That part was intentional. And people without disabilities deserve reasons also. No one should have to obey without question.

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[yipyipallyall]

[ID: Photo of a doorway into a closet or room stuffed with innumerable crabs, wedged up the entire doorway. End ID.]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[robotlyra]

The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.

Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable

[miss-mania]

I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams