[whitepeopletwitter]

[billellsworth-deactivated201812]

[valtsv]

instead of saying “i was sick” or “i had the flu” i’m just going to start saying “i was stricken with an affliction” bc it sounds cooler

[valtsv]

lecturer: where were you last week

me, with the air of an upper-class victorian with a “delicate constitution” mere seconds away from fainting onto a gilt-edged red velvet couch: pardon me sir…i was stricken with an affliction of the throat and sinuses

him: so…you had a cold?

me: is that not what i just said

[killowave]

[uncutgems]

on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden

[smolbeanjoker]

I just learned how to make emojis guys watch out for this cowboy

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[lilflowerkiddo]

some asks 🌿

• 1. have you ever been in love?

• 2. who is your favorite artist?

• 3. what is your favorite music genre?

• 4. have you ever had a penpal?

• 5. are you single or in a relationship?

• 6. what color are your eyes?

• 7. what is your favorite word?

• 8. do you play any instruments?

• 9. what is your favorite color?

• 10. do you have any nicknames?

• 11. what is your favorite flower?

• 12. what qualities do you find attractive in a person?

• 13. do you have any pets?

• 14. have you ever traveled outside of your home country?

• 15. what language(s) do you speak?

• 16. who was your first crush?

• 17. do you wear glasses?

• 18. what is your favorite pastry?

• 19. do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

• 20. bright, dark, or pastel colors?

• 21. what is your favorite social media app?

• 22. what is your sexuality?

• 23. do you have any siblings?

• 24. what is your favorite scent?

• 25. where do you want to travel to?

• 26. what is your favorite film?

• 27. who do people say you look like? (celebrity/family member)

• 28. who is your best friend?

• 29. what is your dream job?

• 30. do you know how to drive?

• 31. who is/was your favorite teacher?

• 32. are you a feminist?

• 33. what is your zodiac sign?

• 34. do you enjoy reading?

• 35. do you have any hidden talents?

• 36. have you ever dyed your hair?

• 37. what is your favorite thing in your bedroom?

• 38. what is your biggest fear?

• 39. can you whistle?

• 40. do you make your bed every day?

• 41. do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?

• 42. have you ever been on a roller coaster?

• 43. surfing or skateboarding?

• 44. are you a dog or a cat person?

• 45. what is your favorite animal?

• 46. do you have a skincare routine?

• 47. what time do you typically go to bed at and what time do you wake up at?

• 48. what is your favorite memory?

• 49. how tall are you?

• 50. what is the best gift you’ve ever received?

• 51. do you have a garden?

• 52. do you like bugs?

• 53. what is your natural hair color?

• 54. what is your favorite food and drink?

• 55. do you want kids?

• 56. what is/was your favorite class?

• 57. what color shirt are you wearing?

• 58. if you could time travel, what year would you go to and why?

• 59. what is your skin color?

• 60. hugs or kisses?

• 61. have you ever drank alcohol?

• 62. have you ever done drugs?

• 63. netflix or youtube?

• 64. ice cream or frozen yogurt?

• 65. succulents or flowers?

[whenmoments]

when bae says “hey i saw this and thought of you”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[nudygoon]

About to eat my first weed brownie

[nudygoon]

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

[nudygoon]

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

[nudygoon]

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

[aphex-twigs]

why did u eat 4?????

[nudygoon]

i was hungry 

[yallstillhere]

Yeah

[werewolf-cuddles]

[thothoes]

yep

[ashenravens]

[thothoes]

this is the only good reply to this post

[vigilantsycamore]

It had to be done

[daniellewade]

memetiplication.

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[trasemc]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[unsettlingstories]

[anexperimentallife]

[phantomsteed]

no artist can ever make anything as relatable as edward gorey drawing a shrewd little man looking out upon a barren ass landscape & the only caption he chose to describe this intensely bizarre scene is “hoo.”

[mudwerks]

me