Exhausted Engineer

George, Currently an engineer from near Leeds (England)

[anxietyproblem]

[collapsedsquid]

[postoctobrist]

person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels

me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay

[5june79]

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mothurs]

what are 3 things u associate with me

[etoilesforever-deactivated20200]

This was really fun the last time..So let’s do it again.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[nubbsgalore]

kilauea, one of the most active volcanoes on earth, has erupted continuously from its pu’u o’o vent since 1983, oozing one thousand degree fahrenheit lava at fifteen yards an hours across hawaii’s big island into the ocean. photos by (click pic) tom kualii, g. brad lewis, bruce omori, cj kale and nick selway

[gen-z-girl]

at this point i drink so much caffeine that if you cut me i’d bleed espresso

[rachelmaree]

Now accepting curious anonymous messages 🌚

[leslieannnn]

Go go go

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

[evil-woman]

Ok Miley killed that Black Dog cover at Glastonbury.

[dsu2014]

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

[hungwy]

oh god im responsible for me

[dateadork]

date a dork who makes your cheeks hurt from smiling too much

[w33d-witch]

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

[w33d-witch]

A baby

VS an adult

[bapestars]

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

[weirdo-canniboy-archive]

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased