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Regina George x Rodrick Heffley
Secret relationship that is not really a relationship because Regina's already dating another guy and cheating on him with someone else, and yet she still corners Rodrick to kiss him silly. Rodrick doesn't know she's officially dating someone else because he's an airhead, so when he sees them together at a party, he acts all hurt about it and Regina's usual manipulation doesn't work on him (or maybe it did the first 3 times that he got mad about it, but it stops working at some point). Regina gets extremely mad about being denied and chaos ensues.
Regina mocks a teacher to her friends during class. Rodrick overhears it, snorts and jumps in. They insult the teacher back and forth a couple times, and his wit for being mean piques her interest. At some point she realizes he's also stupid, so she sees him as a new plaything. Rodrick keeps trying to get with her and being unceremoniously shut down, but also she keeps talking to him and he can't really process the mixed signals, so he continues.
At a Halloween party, Regina's self-esteem is on an all-time low because idk maybe she thinks she's too fat or smth. Rodrick finds her hiding in a corner, crying and she nearly kills him for looking at her - he tries to justify it by saying something about her being too pretty not to look at. She hooks up with him, and it's good, but she immediately regrets it the next day. He keeps trying to talk to her and she keeps ignoring him, so when some other girl catches his eye, he moves on. Regina, however, becomes deadset on making this random girl's life a living hell - and making sure Rodrick knows she did it. It's easier said than done, though, because she wasn't privy to how oblivious Rodrick can be.
Rivals-to-Lovers reverse Mean Girls plot where Rodrick is the new kid and Regina uses him as an example of her power, ostracizing him immediately. Which leads him to Janis, who's also been ostracized by Regina and adores the fact that he has a punk band and immediately becomes friends with him. Which makes Regina furious, because he's not supposed to be happy that she threw his social life to the bottom of the barrel. So she decides to take matters into her own hands, but Janis keeps helping Rodrick to see the silver lining in all of her attempts and twisting them into being actually beneficial for him. All of it makes him think Regina actually likes him, since deep down everything she does works out in his favor, so he starts flirting with her.
These two together is so fun. Just two 16-year-olds who think they got life completely figured out in totally opposite ways, who are also both super dramatic.
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