Karticus

the wizard that swings both ways (bi-asexual)

[funnytwittertweets]

[pendulumwarlock]

A great way that I've found to get around that is just being poor

[upgradewater]

vegeta learns about weighted blankets and sleep quality

[orgyporgy]

[catgirlmoriarty]

sky high but it’s about being gay

[ronwilsonbusdriver]

[copperbadge]

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn’t find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like…I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it’s not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, “But that’s the most random story there is” in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I’m not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I’d say “get thee behind me, demon” but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I’ve written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

[sassysnowperson]

This made me laugh so hard - of all the things a sleeping mind can offer up as entertainment, poor Copperbadge was visited by a demonic Astolat impersonator.

I wanted that Ao3 random button though.

SO I MADE ONE

It’s a generator that produces a link to a random work page on AO3, using a number generator in the link.

Fair warning, it turns up 404 errors pretty often, because many works have been deleted. Keep clicking, you’ll get something eventually.

Also, this is literally any work on AO3, so remember the back button and browse responsibly.

[copperbadge]

RIP my notifications, but I’m super glad you guys are having fun and they are a hoot to read :D @thewalrus-said and an anon also linked me to a widget you can install that the OTW Discord server designed, which I think eliminates the 404 issue by requiring you to input at least one tag, which is fun: 

AO3: Jump To A Random Work. 

I also designed one which is guaranteed not to take you to a 404, you just click the link: 

AO3: The Dream Randomizer

:D

On a final note, someone in tags said without apparent irony “I got linked to a fandom called The West Wing. Don’t know what it’s about but it looks pretty cool” and I aged 20 years in that moment. 

[xelbleedsglitter]

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

[tinsnip]

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

[detigerboy]

Imagine if you had won though.

[xelbleedsglitter]

I made this post 6 years ago and it has 195 thousand notes, and this is my favorite response to it

[ricketybonez]

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

[runela9]

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

[luxlightly]

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

[luxlightly]

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

[pendulumwarlock]

Does anyone else have a panic attack when they're lying on the ground outside cause they feel like they're going to fall into the sky even when they know its not possible or is that just me

[jokin-around]

a compilation of this weeks response to dc shenanigans

[mustlearntoadult]

FUCK I love him

[butch-of-the-blades]

[topherchris]

awesome news, everyone!!

[bewareofthebaobabs]

[firstgrave]

lmao just saw a “study guide tips for ppl with adhd” on here and it included: planning out your time to study over the course of a few weeks, removing all distractions (studying in a silent corner of the room), and how your space to study should be an uncluttered area which like. ok the person who made it was definitely just trying to be helpful but also they don’t have adhd and there’s just smthn funny to me about telling an adhd person who’s struggling to study “hey you just need time management skills, the ability to make a plan and follow thru, and you need to learn to focus with 0 stimuli around you”

[bihet-dragonize]

You listed step one and I felt like I was back in hs with teachers uselessly telling me to just plan things out....like...thank you for trying but that's not gonna happen cuz I can't. Sorry.

[firstgrave]

Studying with adhd:

Step one- don’t have adhd

[flanneldelgay]

....Huh?

HUH????

HUH?!?!?????????

I AM WEEPING

[fonchi262]

6 days left in 2020 and weird shit keeps happening.

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

I wan- no, I NEED one.

[babyboomerbullshit]

admin: this one is good actually

[yorhaw]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[swan2swan]

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

[sniperct]

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

[nervousspacerobot]

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[theinturnetexplorer]

[kinks-and-perversion-deactivate]

This had me laughing so hard.

[saudadaism]

Is this the gay agenda? Because I’m totally on board with this.

[lil-tumbles]

YES!!!! Straights pretending to be gay for the only good reason a straight can