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Unnatural Ginge. Walking contradiction. Insta: ladyjadiem

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Fashion faux BLAH.

Now, I’m not sure if it’s because I’m getting a bit older but HOW?! does the “fashion” of today consist entirely of:

1) jeans that look like they have had the bottom of the legs mauled off by rabid piranhas

2) flared trousers that are a good 5 or 6 inches too short for you.

3) spandex dresses that are apparently meant to show off your vagina

4) 99% of any trousers have fucking STRIPES AND POPPERS down the side of them (which,according to these sites, should be worn with HEELS ffs)

5) hoodies/tshirts/swimming costumes/bikini tops that 57% of your pissing boobs hang out of

6) TRACKSUITS WITH FUCKING HEELS

Who even buys any of this shit for sobbing out loud?!

Apparently it is near on impossible to buy anything that has 100% of its intended fabric, with anything less than 107,643 poppers/laces/racing stripes/rips/tears/frays

Srsly, if the likes of boohoo, ASOS etc are anything to go by, the entire fashion world is doomed and everyone is going to be wandering around resembling the fucking love child of Sports Direct and Port Maid.

If this is “fashion”, count me out fanx.

GIVE.ME.STRENGTH. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Started a personal blog today about my online dating adventures (or lack of as it may be) Give it a like and see how it goes, I guess!

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#blog #single girl #funny #dating #life

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Started a personal blog today about my online dating adventures (or lack of as it may be) Give it a like and see how it goes, I guess!

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How dating works:

How dating works: Show you're interested, otherwise they'll think you're a stuck up bitch. But not too interested, because then you're desperate. Wear makeup, do your hair and wear a nice outfit to show that you care about yourself. But don't make too much of an effort, otherwise you'll look too high maintenance and you're "fake" looking. Totally be true to who you are so they get to see the real you because you're a lovely person inside and out. But don't have the wrong hair colour/style, the wrong dress sense or the wrong views on the world because then you're not compatible/their type. Wear heels to make you appear ladylike, feminine and elegant. But don't be too tall because then you're "intimidating". Exude confidence. Be confident in who you are, what you look like and how you act. Confidence is sexy. People are attracted to confidence. But don't be too confident...because then you're an attention seeker and full of yourself. Text them after the date to tell them you had a lovely time. But not too soon, otherwise you're too keen. Be chill- they will always come along when you're not looking. But...."you STILL haven't met anyone?!"......don't leave it too long- times getting on y'know. You're not getting any younger. We need to find you a man asap.... Leave it a while before you sleep with someone so you don't come across as a slut. But don't leave it too long, otherwise you're frigid and a prick tease. And remember: Always, always be yourself. Be cool, calm, relaxed and don't think about it too much. Dating is supposed to be fun! Just go with the flow..... 🤦🏼‍♀️😒👍🏼

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Freckles!

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I’ve been told a few times recently about how people admire how body confident I am (most of the time) Now,fair enough,this photo was taken in the morning when we’re all a bit slimmer (oh I do love my morning body) but this has no filter, no specific lighting etc (okay,so maybe the pose of the body helps with the aesthetics 🙊) But this is me. Sometimes I look bigger,sometimes I look smaller. But this is me. I am aware that I don’t look like this all the time. I am also aware that people will look at this and judge me,call me an attention seeker,call me a slut etc….guess what? I’ve heard it ALL before. But believe me, there are far too many men and women that will hate on you in this world for how you look,what you wear,what you do and how you present yourself. YOU don’t need to add to that list by hating on YOURSELF. This is no-where near the slimmest I have been over the years. I’ve probably put on a stone in the last 18 months and my body has changed a LOT. But that doesn’t mean I dislike it for what it is now because this is how my body is naturally meant to be,without the help of diet and exercise. Don’t focus on the flaws,focus on the things that you love about yourself. I HATE my legs and stomach with a passion but love the curve of my hips,bum and waist so I wear things that accentuate those assets. So,instead of looking at this post and assuming I am fishing for compliments (because if that’s what you think,you obviously don’t know me at all), look at it and realise that I am no-where NEAR perfect and I am 100% aware of that and okay with that,but I’m also not afraid to show what has been given to me and what I am dealing with every day,clothed or unclothed. There are a million ways I could improve my body, but as the gorgeous #RuPaul would say: “ if you can’t love yourself,how in the hell you gon’ love anybody else?”. Love,confidence and appreciation starts from within so love yourself girlies, and build up,compliment and love the strong,powerful women around you,don’t knock them down with your negativity. Love to you all,my beautiful ones❤️

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Vintage style bikinis for my holiday! 🍐❤️

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Manic Panic- "Psychedelic Sunset"🍊❤️

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Bedddddd

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Afternoon tea with the girls.

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Wedding day,the whole shebang.

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Bank holiday bored got me like….

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Sunshine.

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Empower each other, queens!

I will never,ever understand why girls hate on other girls so much. Some people work hard to have the bodies they have,other people have lovely figures naturally. If they want to show that off and be proud of what they have and love what they have,then why not? It has taken me years to actually love what I have been given. I have battled a lot when it comes to personal image (and,looking back, have made some massive mistakes haha🙈) No-one will ever be perfect to everyone, some people may not dress the way everyone likes,have hair that everyone likes or do their make up to the satisfaction or style of others but who cares? I’m fully aware that some people are gonna look at me and think “why the fuck would someone voluntarily dye their hair ORANGE?!” But hey ho,it’s not for everyone. For me,my hair is my thing,I love it and I work it. I’ve always been bought up,when it comes to compliments, with the motto “if you haven’t got anything nice to say,don’t say anything at all.” That is called having tact. Don’t give people back handed compliments…..if you don’t like someone’s new hair or what outfit they’re wearing or a photo they’ve posted, just don’t say anything. There is far too much shit going on in this world without women hating on other women because they’re confident and proud of what they have been dealt. Don’t hate on that,embrace it and feel empowered by it. Let other women’s confidence feed your confidence and know that they DON’T see themselves as perfect or any better than anyone else,they’re just confident in their own bodies and minds and are comfortable enough to share that with the world. Who gives a shit if they’re wanting compliments?! Of course they are,we ALL get a boost off of that. I have an amazing group of female friends and family around me and they are all GORGEOUS in their own ways,inside and out. And I tell them so. This life is hard enough without our fellow sisters bitching and slagging each other off for being proud of what they have and not afraid to show it. Be kind. Be supportive. Be empowered. LOVE YOURSELF.

Peace,love and happiness gorgeous ones.❤️