Fashion faux BLAH.
Now, I’m not sure if it’s because I’m getting a bit older but HOW?! does the “fashion” of today consist entirely of:
1) jeans that look like they have had the bottom of the legs mauled off by rabid piranhas
2) flared trousers that are a good 5 or 6 inches too short for you.
3) spandex dresses that are apparently meant to show off your vagina
4) 99% of any trousers have fucking STRIPES AND POPPERS down the side of them (which,according to these sites, should be worn with HEELS ffs)
5) hoodies/tshirts/swimming costumes/bikini tops that 57% of your pissing boobs hang out of
6) TRACKSUITS WITH FUCKING HEELS
Who even buys any of this shit for sobbing out loud?!
Apparently it is near on impossible to buy anything that has 100% of its intended fabric, with anything less than 107,643 poppers/laces/racing stripes/rips/tears/frays
Srsly, if the likes of boohoo, ASOS etc are anything to go by, the entire fashion world is doomed and everyone is going to be wandering around resembling the fucking love child of Sports Direct and Port Maid.
If this is “fashion”, count me out fanx.
GIVE.ME.STRENGTH. 🤦🏼♀️

















