pretty fucking dope.

annie; i'm not gay, i'm vietnamese.* +

[penelopemikaelson]

fcrtyquinn → penelopemikaelson

i’m sorry but henelope has me in a fucking chokehold why do i always do this to myself

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[loveridden1999]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[ozempicofficial]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[penelopemikaelson]

man i still can’t believe 7/27 turned 10 a few days ago and lauren was the only one who acknowledged it 😭

i’ve been on my fifth harmony bullshit again recently and what a time in my life that was

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[important-animal-images]

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[davinaclaires]

Bella, I envy you. TWLIGHT: NEW MOON // TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[arataka-reigen]

Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far

[seabeck]

She sunk on my costs until I fallacy

[seabeck]