im hungry.

🍪 if anyone wants to bring me cookies, that'd be great 🍪

[homoschedule]

a text i thought i would never recieve

[inm8]

yeah i got money 

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

[delugeon]

i only understand like 9% of life

[teenagecrush]

[shoujojidies-deactivated2016122]

[weloveshortvideos]

[predictedpancakes]

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[doresque-deactivated20160814]

my talents include

blogging till 5am

crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me

neglecting my friends

shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline

not moving for 6 hours

having 15 different emotions at the same time

fucking up every kind of human interaction

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

[diabadass]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[baby-revenge]

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

[awesomevines]

[owlmylove]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

[iwillnotactuallykillanyonet-blog]

I just hurt myself from laughing at this. 

[gorditaputa-deactivated20160607]

[abugida-blog]

[obviousplant]

Renamed paint colors.

[penguinjump]

parents: so what are you going to do with your life

me: it's a surprise