Penis Boy! @penisboy00 - Tumblr Blog

Posted a video on my Twitter account. It's an old one. New content coming this week. @PenisBoy00 Check it out.

Twitter

On Twitter now, @PenisBoy00

Just getting started and about to go out of town but hoping to post new audio and maybe video content there over the next month.

To anyone still on tumblr, I hope you have Happy Holidays and can find some time to BOING out and penis your PENIS till you squirtsquirtsquirt stickysperm. PENIS!

Well my voicemails survived Tumblr's Infinity Gauntlet Snap. Guess that makes sense since it's all audio. Sad everyone lost so much.

Welp...that’s over I guess

Now that tumblr is going where it’s going and I don’t know what I’m gonna do. The Gooner Report was a great way to create audios for their intended audience. Maybe I’ll figure it out.

Semening

As much as I would like to take credit for this term, I didn’t create it. I had a fone bate buddy from the Manhole who was kind of a mirror for me. Both hyper-fast, repetitive wordplay verbal. I frequently talked about penis and he frequently talked about semen (especially how he would be semening his semen) so he coined me Penis Boy and I followed suit and coined him Semen Boy and that’s who we became to each other. I have foneboned with a lot of fun great guys but Semen Boy is without a doubt the best I have had (and I don’t mean any offense to anyone). I run into him from time to time on Manhole but could/can never persuade him to trade contact info to keep in touch.

gooningout

Visit Original Link

BoInG, BoInG, BoInG: it’s a new voicemail by gooner Penis Boy! “We’re penising, we’re penising, we’re penising” - yes, gooner Penis Boy sure knows his audience. He’s aware that all of us goon along listening to his voicemails. And we will always do it, dear gooner Penis Boy!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

penisboy00

Didn’t even realize I was talking to the listener was so penised out lol. Been almost 3 months. I should make another.

gooningout

Visit Original Link

As magical, as endearing, and as perfectly fucking hot as usual: the amazing gooner Penis Boy called us again and on his birthday! Or as he calls it “Penis Boy Day!” Hahaha, we love this day. And - wow - we’re touched by affection… calling us on his day is really nice of him. And you can bet: it’s a fucking sensational voicemail of gooner Penis Boy getting stooopid on his cock and so deep in it - while calling it wiener, ding dong and all the other words in gooner Penis Boy’s lexicon - that his cock has no other choice than make sticky sperm in his ball sack that he won’t resist “semening” it out by the end of his call. It’s Goontastic! You’ll certainly go BoInG and feel that we got another special present by this exceptional gooner. But wait… whose birthday is it again? 😜

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

penisboy00

I was so fuckin horny on my birthday. Had already semened earlier in the day but my penis was still all boing boing boing so I made a voicemail. Ended up being two but the awesome folks at Gooner Report edited them into one. Penis Boy Day is a great day to penis penised penis.

gooningout

Visit Original Link

After making so many gooners goon out, gooner Penis Boy seems to have decided to focus on himself this time and goon out for… himself! When you press play, you’ll hear gooner Penis Boy playing his own voicemails in the background and gooning to them. It’s fucking crazy! You can even hear him repeating his own stuff out loud. How crazy is that? Is that narcissistic or just the idea of a penis within a penis taken to the 10th power? Your guess is just as good as ours. Though we definitely prefer his regular voicemail style, we must say this new call is somewhat interesting. Goonphilosopy driving thought provoking experiences. On the side he told us he was calling this voicemail “Crisis on Infinite Penis Boys.” We’re down for anything that makes you goon, gooner Penis Boy bro!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

penisboy00

Thought I’d make a track penising to brotherb8r’s Room Full of Penis Boy track. Was my way of saying thinks. Kinda fun penising to yourself. Don’t think most folks took to it though. Made me squirtsquirtsquirt though.

gooningout

Visit Original Link

We guess that a Masturbation Month celebration wouldn’t be complete without a voicemail from gooner Penis Boy. So fear not because your favorite gooner caller just called us a few days ago. As usual, he’s speaking fucking fast and he’s more than entranced in gooner cock magic. His dingdong is his biggest joy provider. This voicemail shouldn’t be explained… it should just be heard. So just press play now and get erect because he wants you to goon out with him… he always does. He wants you to squirt sticky sperm.

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

penisboy00

Had to do some Voicemail Penising for Masturbation Month. PenisingpensingpenisingPENIS

gooningout

Visit Original Link

Gooner Penis Boy is “penising his penis again.” He manages to be so endearing while being so nasty and sexy. We understand why he’s the #1 caller on our website. Followers really love his voicemails. Now it’s we who need to penis out our semen! He got us so hot and bothered. And no, gooner Penis Boy, you don’t get to say it… we do, so here it goes: Thank you, gooner!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

penisboy00

Another voicemail.

gooningout

Visit Original Link

Gooner Penis Boy’s penis got all fucking BOINGED UP and even though he may think he’s lucky for always being able to count on a penis that is always ready to lead him into goonland, we’d bet on our followers/readers to be the lucky ones here, since they love listening to gooner Penis Boy’s voicemail non stop. Well, by now gooner Penis Boy is too popular and famous so we don’t need to say anything else, so press play now, gooners!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

penisboy00

Penising on voicemail again.

gooningout

Visit Original Link

We can hear the fireworks and even bet that tears of joy will roll: gooner Penis Boy called again, y’all! Our followers/readers will sure be ecstatic about this new voice message. Gooner Penis Boy’s first voicemail quickly became the most reblogged audio track in TGR’s history (in just a matter of weeks)! And we often receive messages praising it and asking for more (by the way, guys: when sending messages/fan mail, do it using our ask box and not our submission form). Gooner Penis Boy certainly caught notice of it and decided to please our audience. The proof is in the recording: he opens it saying “Oh fuck yes, Penis Boy back!” Hell yeah, he fucking is! As the previous one, this new voicemail is filled with frenetic penising and sniffing that will lead gooner Penis bBoy to - yeah, you guessed it right - some intense semening. He’ so penised up… it’s amazing. He knows how to goon out good. And to quote him, “oh fuck” is exactly what you’ll say after listening to this. Press play, gooners!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

penisboy00

Second voicemail. I was a little shocked by how popular the first one was so was a little nervous making this one.

gooningout

Visit Original Link

Gooner Penis Boy is the chatty type: he won’t shut up a single minute while gooning. It’s hot because it could be nonsensical and somewhat ridiculous for those who don’t know the world of masturbation lingo, but it’s totally stooopid which makes it gooning inducing (you can’t have gooning without stooopidity after all). He also used a term we weren’t familiar with “semening.” Amazing! We’re totally adopting and incorporating it into our vocabulary. After all, nothing better than being able to semen after a long session of gooning.

From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

penisboy00

The first voicemail I sent to Gooner Report.

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Penis Boy!