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-- pennyLane [PL] began pestering robynSaint [RS] at 22:19 -- PL: Robyn Saint huh. RS: wait... PL: Im waiting. PL: been waiting. RS: oh. RS: it's you. RS: wow. PL: for about idk 27 years. RS: here it is. PL: crazy how your ass shows up right when mines about to be gone. haha. PL: life is a fucking boner that way. PL: I hope youre enjoying your weird celebrity space life. PL: it all seems to be working out for you. RS: what do you mean yours is about to be gone? you're getting just a liiiiiiiittle ominous. RS: but if you wanna be vague, i'll play. sure. PL: it means Earth is a goddamn goner and everyone on it that doesnt have horns is fucked. PL: but you dont care because you ditched it like everything else didnt you. RS: keep it going. RS: i'm listening. RS: i'm sure there's a lot more where that came from. PL: you know what fuck you. PL: mom and dad were pieces of shit but they were right about you. PL: you never cared about us or anybody. PL: more where that came from??? sure you know what youre right. i got THIRTY FUCKING YEARS of this shit so take a goddamn seat. PL: its not like I have anything better to do but wait to fucking die. PL: thats all Ive ever been doing. PL: just in case there was any fucking confusion. PL: if its not one thing its definitely another. RS: jesus, penny. RS: mom and dad really talked me up that much, huh? PL: and you fucking deliver. PL: congratulations. PL: for being the only person in my life who actually lives up to what they promise. PL: anyway Im gonna go fucking overdose or something before the trolls get here with forks. bye. -- pennyLane [PL] ceased pestering robynSaint [RS] at 22:31 --
-- robynSaint [RS] began pestering pennyLane [PL] at 22:32 -- RS: PENNY. RS: fuck. RS: where are you? where on earth exactly are you? RS: because despite what you may have already decided about me i am coming for your ass whether you tell me or not. RS: i will drag your dead body off of earth if i have to. PL: why dont you fuck off for another few dacades. PL: Im fine. PL: I feel great actually. RS: you're obviously not fine. PL: no Im good. RS: sure. you don't cry like you used to or put your hands up at me anymore when you're upset. RS: but it's been a few decades. PL: thats because cryings for pussies and I dont care. RS: who the fuck told you that? PL: my entire life actually. PL: but like. thats fair. RS: god fucking damn it. PL: haahhaa.a PL: see now you get it . RS: i don't even know where to start here. RS: i'm guessing that polite small talk is out of the question. RS: what are you doing now? do you have a job? kids? boyfriend/girlfriend/datefriend? what did i miss since i last saw you? etc., etc. RS: are mom and dad still alive? did they get what was coming for them? you know. pleasantries. PL: pfffff. PL: nah. PL: I think if you wanna find out youll keep your word. RS: i'm going to. RS: and i will find out. RS: because i will get to you. PL: sure Jan. PL: if you talk to Jude again. RS: are you fucking SERIOUS? PL: tell him to fake propose to me. PL: thatd be a nice thing to happen before the dying thing. RS: can you not? RS: you're not going to die. PL: no not really. RS: so since you KNOW jude, did he even tell you about talking to the captain of this damn thing i'm on? RS: because if he DID i am near positive we are already heading your way. PL: shrug. RS: no verbal confirmation as of yet, but...that's my son. no man left behind thing going on. PL: ooohh your son. PL: Robyn Saint has sons? PL: thatll be big news. PL: I should hit up the tabloids. RS: don't even try. RS: you're going to get everybody killed if you do that. RS: and unless you want to be responsible for a ship full of us being caught and peeled and whatever the fuck else PL: hey well maybe then well be even. RS: i wouldn't do that. RS: jesus, what did they TELL you? RS: to be worth all this shit it sure as hell has gotta be a good story. RS: movie worthy, i'm sure. PL: whatever. PL: Im way too high to want to kee ptalking to you. PL: IM ognna go hang out iwth my face husbamnd now. RS: high on what? PL: bye Roley. <3 RS: penny. fuck. RS: don't fucking. RS: close. RS: this RS: damn. RS: thing. RS: i'm going to keep coming back now that i got your handle. you ain't gonna be able to get rid of me. RS: tell me. was i such an ungrateful daughter who threw everything mom and dad worked so hard to give me back in their face and told them to fuck off? PL: 3> rOley byue RS: was i SO DANGEROUS, they asked me to leave? RS: jesus what are you HIGH on?! PL: BYEEEEE RILEY RS: fuck. RS: FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. -- pennyLane [PL] is now an idle chum! -- RS: this is rich. this is...really fucking rich. RS: of course you hate me? what else did i expect? RS: that they would leave ANY sliver of truth in my legacy is just too much to fucking ask for. RS: if i had just taken you with me maybe i could have made it work. RS: sure, i'd be a felon and a kidnapper and the cops would be on my ass but maybe i could have gotten away with it. RS: look. RS: leaving you. was so fucking hard. RS: whether you believe it or not. RS: i had very little choice in the matter. -- pennyLane [PL] is now an idle chum! -- RS: how the fuck was i supposed to go back? i couldn't. i couldn't take you. i couldn't call cps and put you through the foster system. i thought hey, maybe that would be worse? RS: nothing could be worse. RS: look, can you just stay alive until i get there? RS: it might be too fucking late. RS: go me. RS: but if you haven't done anything fatal yet... RS: please. RS: stay. RS: alive. -- robynSaint [RS] ceased pestering pennyLane [PL] at 23:11 --
PENNY: -It's quite a night of driving -- not as exciting as the lake thing, but there are only so many cigarettes one can consume within a given time span to ward off the real cravings, and she's getting tired, to boot. All that driving, plus looking out for danger around them... well, it all kind of blurs together. At least there's Jude to help her look out, but at the same time, she can think of little else than the irritating itch at the back of her mind that's pushing itself further to the forefront. She finally finds the same cheap, quiet hotel she was familiar with on the way here, pulling into the lot and booking them a room before she can even ask for other opinions. Once she's done, she walks back, waving them out of the car to follow her.- JANE: -She didn't actually manage to sleep much -- not that different from her "nap" earlier, but that comes as no surprise. She's at least relieved to see they're somewhere they can actually rest, not that it seems very... well. Ritzy. But it's good enough, she supposes. It's not as if they can afford to be picky.- JANE: -So she does the polite thing and gets the cage of birds as she climbs out. The poor things were probably all rattled from the whole ordeal, too, she could only guess. She hoped they had slept more than she did.- JUDE: -while penny was getting their room, he had already stepped out of the car, continuing to keep watch. he was used to sleepless nights like this, keeping an eye out for any kind of threat, but he wasn't used to the drain of social interactions and traveling all day. by the time penny returned, he was threatening to dose off while leaned up against the car, but the sound of the bird cage rattling slightly jostled him into full consciousness and he glances over at jane and the lone gunbirds. his poor little buddies... there were feathers everywhere, but they did seem to be resting at this point.- JUDE: -with one last concerned glance, he moves to follow penny to the room, dragging his lanky legs all the way.- PENNY: -she leads them to a room -- 124 -- and unlocks the door, swinging it open to reveal a little two bed room. She almost got them one bed, but then she remembered the world was ending and it didn't actually matter if she saved her money. Ha.- PENNY: make yourselves at home, -she says, only the briefest of quips before she pockets her keys and proceeds to head right into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her.- JANE: ... -she stands there for a few moments before setting the pigeon cage down on the floor, then shuffling to one of the beds and sitting.- Well. JANE: This is. JANE: ... Better than expected, all things considered. JANE: ... JANE: -SIGHS and flops back.- JUDE: agreed JUDE: we're still alive so that's the best case scenario so far JUDE: -searches the closet near the bathroom, knowing he's going to have to sleep on the floor. he has a sleeping bag, but extra blankets and pillows can't hurt.- JANE: I'm glad our standards can be so high, honestly. -a soft sigh, and she decides she's staying here. She just kicks off her shoes, pulls off her glasses, and tugs the blanket and sheet back, snuggling under it and feeling immediately exhausted despite the light of the lamp.- PENNY: -She's in the bathroom for a little bit. Eventually she finally comes back out, far more relaxed, and crawls onto the other bed to sit cross-legged and peep on what's going on. Looks like Jane might already be asleep.- PENNY: (hey Jude. what are you doing?) JUDE: -he's sitting on the floor with the sleeping bag out at that point, rummaging through his belongings. when penny returns and addresses him, he peeps back.- (looking for my bird seed) PENNY: (for your birds.) -... Yeah. That makes sense, Penny.- JUDE: -raises a brow- (... I mean if you want some...) PENNY: (dude.) PENNY: (I will seriously eat some bird seed if you put it in my hand right now.) JUDE: (I'm... not actually going to do that) JUDE: (are you hungry? we have some things to snack on) -offers her a bag of chips instead- PENNY: (damn.) -takes the chips, but just... stares at the bag for a long moment before setting it on the floor.- (thanks.) PENNY: (but what are you doing down there though. you know theres a bed right here.) PENNY: (also like. there might be weird hotel bugs down there.) JUDE: ... -sweats about the implications. and the bugs. - JUDE: (yeah but you and jane are sleeping in them so) JUDE: (I get the floor) PENNY: (no?) PENNY: (I mean yeah but. no.) PENNY: (get up here Jesus.) JUDE: -screams internally.- (I... umm) JUDE: (you don't have to) JUDE: (do that...) PENNY: (please get up here.) PENNY: (my heart is bleeding and it hurts.) JUDE: -???????????- JUDE: -SHE SAID PLEASE? he is faced with one humdinger of a moral dilemma. but apparently he isn't that conflicted as he very suddenly finds himself on his feet and parking his scrawny ass on the bed next to here- JUDE: (ok I'm here) JUDE: (hows your heart?) -wheezing a lot- PENNY: -aaand she's smiling a lot now, watching him and turning her head toward him just a little bit, a few strands of red falling in her face.- (oh so much better now thank you.) PENNY: -tucks the hair back in place.- (you can check if you wanna be sure though. sometimes it gets a flutter and its just so hard for me to tell.) JUDE: -WELL THIS IS HAPPENING. he can believe just about anything, but he absolutely, with his entire being, cannot fathom how a pretty lady like her is flirting with a weird little shut in like him. heat rushes to his face again and he has to look away.- (oh that's alright I can take your word for it...) -glances back. she's got a nice smile.- PENNY: -alright, well, she fucking laughs at that response and has to muffle herself behind her hands, gasping a little from the effort of holding back.- PENNY: (wh-- at? are you for real?) JUDE: (... what's so funny????) -NOW HES REALLY RED- PENNY: (I just--) PENNY: (you could be touching titties right now but-- no thanks Im good.) PENNY: (youre adorable.) JUDE: I'm not just going to--! -purses lips and then remembers volume control- JUDE: ... JUDE: ... JUDE: (... you think I'm adorable?) JANE: -NEARBY GRUMBLING.- PENNY: -she's snickering even more, trying so hard to muffle this snorting in her hands. God damn it.- PENNY: (no you dingus I think youre adorable AND hilarious.) PENNY: (Im just trying to live my life here fuck.) JUDE: -grumps a little- (sorry it just seems a little sudden???) JUDE: (I barely know you and-- ...) JUDE: (listen its been ages since I've even been around another person let alone...) -golly- JUDE: (been... WITH another person...) JUDE: (so I apologize if I'm not some smooth customer but instead a big nerdy douche canoe who can't even accept a simple invitation to a cop a feelaaaaah) -HE CANT. BELIEVE. ANY OF THIS. his head is in his hands now.- PENNY: -omg- PENNY: (shhhhhshshsh. look. I dont care if you didnt grab my titty ok? Im not offended.) PENNY: (I mean. Im SORTA offended.) -snrrks again under her breath- JUDE: -GIVES HER A LOOK- JUDE: -HE GRUMPS- PENNY: -cute...- PENNY: (no ok I just mean.) PENNY: ... (youre like. a nice dude.) PENNY: (Jude.) PENNY: -can't resist the rhyme- JUDE: ... -folds his hands in his lap- (I'm kind of just) JUDE: (a dude) JUDE: (jude the dude) JUDE: ... JUDE: (kind of a crazy dude) -sighs, expression softening- JUDE: (but I... think you're nice too) PENNY: -she's smiling a little more genuinely at that, even though she knows she shouldn't.- (well good Ive got you fooled then.) PENNY: (but trust me. you? youre not crazy.) PENNY: (not even kind of.) JUDE: -avoids looking at her, thought he appreciates being told that. he disagrees, but he appreciates it.- (you have some strange standards) JUDE: (both for what's cute and what's crazy) PENNY: (oh the fact that you think its strange is whats strange to me.) PENNY: (Ive met much worse guys than you.) PENNY: (congratulations not as bad as you could have been etcetera.) PENNY: (but not gonna lie.) -she shifts, tugging the blanket from under her so she can slide her legs beneath it.- PENNY: (its nice to have a good guy in my bed before its all over.) PENNY: (even if he doesnt touch my titties.) JUDE: ... -he hesitates for a moment, but starts to scoot himself under the blankets too. even that is close to being too bold for him, but he's frankly starved for closeness of any kind. he didn't know how much he missed it until it was staring him right in the face.- JUDE: (... on top of everything I'm a little old fashioned) JUDE: (I'm a firm believer you should at least kiss a lady before storming second base) PENNY: ... -SNORTS. That phrase in itself is enough to crack her up, much less the whole concept. Thoughtlessly, her legs slide against his under the blankets as she wriggles onto her side to look at him.- PENNY: (sorry I didnt realize there was a scientific method to it all. but now that you mention it Im like doubly glad Im not in bed with some kind of base storming barbarian. whew.) PENNY: (this guy knows how to deliver a warning before whupping out the battering ram.) Dingus Dongus - Last Wednesday at 1:26 PM JUDE: -bristles at the contact, but the shiver settles into something pleasant and warm after a moment. and definitely after she starts looking at him again.- (... you...) JUDE: (definitely just took that metaphor and ran with it) JUDE: (honestly I'm not even sure what I'm saying) -fidgets with the corner of the blanket.- PENNY: (me either.) PENNY: -She quiets for a moment as she thinks over what he said earlier, about not being with another person in ages. Didn't he say around, too? What was up with that?- PENNY: -She nudges him once.- (hey tell me something about you. like something for real about you until we get to the smooching part. Im just cooking by the book here.) JUDE: -so, smooching is a definite thing, then. he supposes he did imply that. he keeps his eyes trained on the ceiling, trying to think of something to say about himself. there might not be much he wants to share about himself, but he would be lying if he said there wasn't plenty of interesting things he could say. before committing to the hermit lifestyle, he was actually fairly active. he had gone on all sorts of adventures, not unlike this one...- JUDE: (I... hmm) JUDE: -looks at her again- (I lived in a treehouse for almost ten years) PENNY: ... PENNY: (wow. thats one hell of a dedication to no girls allowed club.) JUDE: -pfffff. he's trying not to laugh too much, so it just comes out as a wheeze.- JUDE: (to be fair it was more like a no anyone allowed club... unless you're a bird I guess) PENNY: (bird club for birds.) PENNY: (so youre the bird guy who lives in a treehouse. I got you.) PENNY: (like the local legend.) PENNY: (that fucking bird guy.) PENNY: (Im imagining you like Tarzan except with birds.) JUDE: (not... exactly) JUDE: (mostly I'm lacking in any muscle mass) JUDE: (also I wasn't raised by the birds) JUDE: (I had a... fairly normal childhood I guess) JUDE: (up to a point... then things got weird...) -looks away again. he's not sure why he's going THERE. that's tmi on a lot of levels.- PENNY: (as things usually do.) PENNY: (hey I was alive when all that war shit started too you dont have to tell me.) JUDE: -he goes quiet at that. he knows it would have affected just about everyone, but his experiences were... probably a little more unique... in the sense that they were strange. but it's not like he really wants to talk about it at length anyway. he shouldn't. he triesto think of some other topic to go to.- JUDE: (do you... or did you... have any pets?) PENNY: (nah...) PENNY: (not really.) PENNY: (I tried to adopt a kitten once but it got out and got run over. womp womp.) PENNY: (it was a bad idea anyway I could barely take care of myself so I said fuck it.) PENNY: (luckily nothings changed hahahaha.) JUDE: (... oh) JUDE: (that's...) JUDE: (a terribly sad string of sentences) PENNY: (is it?) -Whoops.- (pffff. whatever. thats life. Im having fun with it.) JUDE: (I'm starting to notice you seem to have fun despite everything) JUDE: (which is the opposite of me) JUDE: (despite everything I can't seem to have fun) PENNY: (look babe. you just gotta accept that life is a series of inherent failures and disappointments and will literally always kick your shit in at any given opportunity and then the world is your oyster.) PENNY: (stop poo pooing when you get a chance to sink your teeth into a good thing like a rabid badger.) PENNY: (like wild car rides and kissing girls.) JUDE: (... I guess I've already got that first part down) -fidgets some more and finally rolls onto his side to face her.- PENNY: (ex-act-ly.) -She's just watching him with a smile, and there's a nice thumping in her chest, even as subtle as it is through the reality of everything else. It's something. She wants it. Wants to sink her teeth into it, too, before it's too late to remember what it even feels like.- JUDE: -it looks like it's now or never, because who knows if there will be another opportunity like this, or if he'll have the guts to take it like he has some semblence of at this moment. he draws in closer, spending these last few agonizing seconds to remember how to do this, but recalling he was never all that good at it.- JUDE: -before anything else, he rests a hand on her arm, both to ease himself into the idea of contact, and to steady himself. her skin is soft and feels significantly warmer than his cold clammy palm. it's a nice precursor, letting his afforementioned "active imagination" paint a picture for how her lips might feel until the anticipation is too much and he closes the gap, cautious, but a little clumsy.- PENNY: -He moves closer, and she's ready; her mouth twitches into a wider smile for a moment at the cold touch of his hand, her shoulder shrugging up a little, but she resists. She wants to warm up his cold hands, she thinks.- PENNY: -And he's still hesitating. She's about to finish it out herself when he finally closes the distance, and she just barely angles her neck to meet him. Her lips are soft and plush and have a little minty tingle -- thank her lipstick formula -- and despite her forwardness, she doesn't try to push the kiss further than the touch of their lips except maybe to make that a little firmer, to split it into another extra kiss. Her breath tastes like cigarettes and a little twinge of something bitter, and not really anything else.- JUDE: -nothing his mind can conjured could compare to the reality of this shared moment. her earthy taste, an inexplicable tingle, and the slightest bit of pressure against plush lips all adds up to the most mesmerizing kiss he's ever had. that he can remember, anyhow. it's been an awfully long time, but he's willing to bet he'll never forget this. not when she's both tethering him to all the wonderful things the outside world has to offer, and raising him high above it at the same time. something takes a drastic turn, bringing out a part of him he had long since forgotten that's desparate to live again, and he moves his hand along her back to pull her closer, to take the liberty to crank up the intensity himself.- PENNY: -Oh. Okay. She can honestly say she wasn't expecting it, but then, she doesn't really know him yet, does she? Maybe she will before all this is said and done, but even that seems like a lot to ask with everything crumbling around them. It's enough just to have this for now, especially with how that curveball he's thrown her way actually does make something in her chest flutter. There's just something about that sudden passion out of this sort of dweeby guy.- PENNY: -And she complies easily with a breathy hum against his mouth, forgetting her own hesitation and parting her lips for him, one of her hands finding his shoulder, the side of his neck and the fluffy tufts of black hair that tickle her fingers for attention until she tries to smoothe them back.- JUDE: -with that invitation, he flicks the tip of his tongue along the slight division of her lips to better delight in her flavor. fingers in his hair reminds him there's still so much unexplored territory, and he returns the favor by reaching up to pet the long red locks he had been immediately attracted to when he first saw her.- JUDE: -even as he kept his eyes shut, he could imagine her so vividly. bright hair and lips and a smile to match, but her eyes were so tired. he could relate. maybe that's why he could so readily find himself in this situation. or maybe he's just human. either way, it was something they had in common. and somehow, thinking about that works up his heart rate worse than anything and after a moment he pulls away to catch his breath, resting his cheek against her's.- PENNY: -Her tongue slips out to meet his, warm and wet and just the tenderest brush of it before it seemed like he was already gone too quickly, even though her scalp still tingled delightedly from the fingers that had sifted through her hair, the sensation crawling its way pleasantly down her spine. Now it was time to breathe, though it seemed just a little harder with him still so close. When had that happened?- PENNY: ... (damn.) -The word comes out in a sigh.- (okay. Im glad that was a thing.) PENNY: (keep going and I might even need a smoke later. cant do all this heavy breathing without at least half of it being terrible for me.) JUDE: -huffs out a sound like a laugh and he noses a little at her neck when he turns his head, debating whether or not he's ready to initiate round two. he's mostly wondering where this will end up, but the lesson being taught here is not to worry about that and just let a good thing happen. other things are certainly starting to happen. in the nethers. goddammit.- JUDE: mrrgg. -that's all he can manage to say before he goes in to kiss her again, curling up closer to her despite (or maybe because of) his problem.- PENNY: -She's laughing a little more obviously at the grumpy noise, though it's quickly muffled right back into his lips, fading into a different sort of sound as more of his body fits against hers. He might feel her mouth twist into a little bit of a smile as she shifts her thigh over his legs, and then her whole body onto his. Except she's breaking the kiss so she can lean even further and... switch the lamp off, finally.- PENNY: -She's not going anywhere yet, though. She nestles back into him and whispers again.- (tell your friend I said hi too.) JUDE: -since the light is off, he might as well take his dumb glasses off. he can't see shit either way so-- goddammit again. she's teasing him, and what heat isn't rushing to his dick is now flaring up his face some more.- (tell him yourself) -says indignantly, but immediately regrets the phrasing- JUDE: (that... came out wrong) -dejectedly places glasses on the side table.- JUDE: (but that might also be debatable) -hello darkness my old friend- PENNY: -Oh. My god. She has to cover her mouth again not to loudly lose her shit, and she really doesn't want to wake Jane up. HELP.- PENNY: (oh. Ill--) -snrk!- (tell him alright.) PENNY: -She wiggles down a little and pulls the blanket up over her head. Here she goes. Bye.- JUDE: -he did basically ask for this, but... yep. there she goes. holy shit. this is even foggier territory. not that he can much at this point but kind of lay there, staring into blackness and at the vague fuzzy shape of her form under the blanket.- hhhh... PENNY: (shhh...) PENNY: -She slips down easily, feeling her way through the darkness by nuzzling against his torso, and then finally a noticeable shape beneath fabric of her own.- (hows the weather down here?) PENNY: -Her fingers find the waistband of his pj pants, and she carefully folds them down and over said shape until exposed flesh leaps out to just barely brush her cheek. She makes a point to exhale onto it, then raises one hand to lift the blanket up enough to look up at him.- (think he says theres a chance of showers.) -She's hilarious.- JUDE: -DON'T. he covers his mouth to stifle a wheezy laugh. as if the subtle touch of her cheek and cool air against his skin wasn't a bad enough combo, she had to go and say something like THAT. but at the same time, it somehow manages to take the edge off. sex has traditionally been a pretty awkward experience for him. so having something else to focus on was... kind of nice. not to mention, she actually is pretty hilarious.- JUDE: (and suddenly my private parts are certified in meteorology...) PENNY: (oh Im sure theres a lot of things they can do you didnt know about.) PENNY: -The curtain falls again and she nuzzles his cock for real this time, brushes her lips against it and angles her head until they glide up to rest on the swollen head. His hands may have been cold, but this guy sure isn't. She decides to greet it more officially with a friendly kiss.- PENNY: -And that's about as far as "friendly" goes, because there's nothing very subtle about how one of her hands wrap around to keep it still so something else can greet it next, massaging soft, wet circles all over this guy's fashionable little cap with the flat of her tongue.- PENNY: -And while she's at it, she squirms a little more comfortably to let her other hand find his ballsack and use her fingers to sort of gently toy with it.- PENNY: -A quiet slurp as she lifts her head just to quip.- sorry forgot to warn you about the jewel thieving. PENNY: little did you know Im a different kind of criminal. JUDE: -dfsdfjfsddfsfdskjdfsfsdf- JUDE: -he clasps his hand over his mouth again, trying his damndest to stifle a surprised yelp and the groan that followed it. OK SO. no one has ever touched him like THAT. he never even tried it himself, but fuck, if he didn't enjoy it. he almost doesn't register her comments that time, but when he does, she can bet he's giving her another unamused stare. too bad it's too dark to see... also she's under the blanket.- mmrrgg... JUDE: (d... duly noted...) -rolls his head back with a defeated sigh.- JUDE: (fuck...) PENNY: -Aww, he made the grump noise again. She's absolutely grinning, making the decision to give it a little squeeze this time.- (hey you didnt tell me if you liked it.) JUDE: ah--! -oh, shoot. he covers his mouth again and swallows down any other noises threatening to rattle up his throat that aren't carefully worded responses.- JUDE: (yes) JUDE: (yes I liked it) JUDE: (maybe even as much as you seem to like doing it) PENNY: (never underestimate how much I love playing with balls.) PENNY: -Okay, back to The Business. Unfortunately this means her hilarious jokes will go unheard again, the greatest tragedy, but she's got other things in mind right now as her mouth slips around his cock, warm and enveloping a few inches in to hum a throaty sound. This one's better felt than heard.- JUDE: -once again, he finds himself wondering how he ended up in this situation. as if it wasn't enough to leave his house, but to have his life completely (flipped) turned upside down. of course, he should have expected nothing less than ridiculous adventures and adrenaline rushes from the horrifying outside world. though... it isn't horrifying right now. not in the least.- JUDE: -he manages to stave off any sounds of his own, but he can't stop the sighs or the slight twitch of his hips. he would very much like to look at her, and knowing that he can't really, he decides instead to sit up again so he can reach under the blanket to run fingers through her hair.- PENNY: -She's so focused on making this fun and sexy that she's actually the startled one by the time she feels his fingers in her hair, even pausing for a few seconds just to process it. It feels... nice. Nicer still is the concept of it, the concept of him and how he wanted her but also how he wanted to respect her, and his touch feels caring. How he's sat up, closer, she feels less lonely. She hadn't realized she did at all until now.- PENNY: -She almost lets the few seconds turn into more, but she resolves not to let them. This is still what it is, she tells herself. But maybe it wouldn't be so bad to genuinely want him to feel good, because she feels like maybe he is actually the kind of guy that deserves to.- PENNY: -So she inhales through her nose and closes her eyes completely, the gentle glides of her tongue only just beyond teasing, made specifically to build him up slow.- JUDE: -his head starts to spin, tempting him to lie back down, but he realizes half of the pleasure comes from touching her hair now. moments seem to stretch on forever as she works him over carefully, drawing out the process at an agonizingly blissful slow place. the closer he gets, the more aware he is of each individual sensation and he has to wonder what it will be that brings him to the edge.- JUDE: (... penny...) -her name slips out as a gravelly murmur. that might be too intimate, or mistaken as a warning, but he isn't really thinking when he says it. he likes the way it sounds, and the way she feels, and there are few other ways he can think of to express that.- PENNY: -It feels like her own head is swimming when she hears him speak -- almost quiet enough she could have pretended she didn't hear it, but she can't deny it to herself. It could have been anything else, but it wasn't, and it's strange how when the rest of the world doesn't seem to want her, one man can make her feel otherwise. Even if it is superficial, temporary... it feels good. And didn't they agree they should enjoy what's good while they have it?- PENNY: -She hums back to him in acknowledgement or maybe in reply, her mouth offering gentle suction, quicker flicks of her tongue. It's about as verbal as she's going to get until she manages to crack him, another little squeeze to the sack of pearls she's clutching.- JUDE: ah... -his fingers curl into her hair as pleasure starts to mount in more rapid succession, and he knows it won't be long now. when he speaks again, it's definitely a warning.- JUDE: I'm-- ... -oops. gulp.- (close) -says it kind of squeaky. why...- PENNY: -Well in that case she's definitely not stopping, though she appreciates the update. And also the quality with which said update is delivered. She really shouldn't be smiling around this guy's dick right now and yet... AND YET...- PENNY: -She frees up her dick-holding hand long enough to make an "okay" gesture right up in the vicinity of his face before bringing it back -- her mouth was holding the whole thing well enough now for her hand's absence not to stop her, anyway. She especially hopes he likes this rapid flicking her tongue's getting up to while her hand smoothes its way back over him.- JUDE: -did she just... 👌 at him? he can't really see, but he can make an educated guess at this point. what's more surprising to him is that her antics don't distract from the build at all, and if anything, he's left more aroused knowing she's able to pick up the pace and do that at the same time. jesus.- JUDE: -he has to cover his mouth again, knowing he might ease out another whine. he squeezes his eyes tight and then all at once, the heat in his belly blossoms into the most satisfying orgasm he's probably ever had. he will definitely regard it as such. and just as he suspected, he cries softly into his palm, only barely muffling the sound.- PENNY: -She really has to resist grinning that time, because the sound he makes might have her drooling out the cum that's hitting her tongue, and she would really rather not make that a thing that happens. She's pretty sure she's drooled all over his junk plenty enough for one night.- PENNY: -It won't stop the little chuckle in her throat, though, at least for a split second before she has to swallow. She makes sure he's done before she very slowly pulls away, wiping at her own mouth -- it's a mess of lipstick, and so is his dick, let's be real. Good thing neither of them can see very well in the darkness, but she's sure they'll notice later.- PENNY: -And she pulls the blanket back off her head, sitting up and wriggling carefully into his lap after pulling his pants back up. Her arms find a nice place to rest circling around his shoulders.- PENNY: (consider him told.) JUDE: -he's still managing to balance himself on one elbow while he shakily wraps at arm around her waist.- (...wow) -well, with her secured there, don't mind him as he just... slowly lowers himself back down into the sheets.- JUDE: (that... definitely happened) JUDE: (wow) PENNY: (didnt it?) PENNY: (I too like the fact that Im not dreaming this.) PENNY: (can I get another wow though?) -She nuzzles against his throat, and she only just realized how he smells like... pine. She should have seen this coming, maybe.- (I really like the wows.) JUDE: -his eyes flutter closed listening to the rasp in her voice, thinking how much of a comfort it is. he might just fall asleep right there... but he'd rather not be that guy. instead, he laughs breathily and coils his arms around her tighter, nosing at the curve of her neck.- JUDE: (wow) JUDE: (though that doesn't... even begin to cover it) JUDE: (I mean, I haven't once thought about...) JUDE: (anything else) JUDE: (you almost have me convinced you aren't a serial killer) -grinning against her neck.- PENNY: -It's nice, the feeling of his smile, and the cage of his arms. She could stay here for the rest of the night, she thinks.- (thats a little spell I like to call the vacuum cleaner.) PENNY: (but I havent even chucked my panties off yet. thats when the REAL magic starts.) JUDE: (the vacuum cleaner doesn't sound very magical-- uh) JUDE: -his face heats up all over again.- (... but that second part kinda does) -whoops- PENNY: (oh yeah?) -She's grinning again, and even though she can't see his face, she can feel how warm it is. At least enough to tell it's warmer than her.- PENNY: (its a little more magical when we have free range but I guess thisll do.) -She reaches behind her, finding one of his hands and guiding it down to her ass.- (I think Ill let you have dibs though.) JUDE: -rumbles another little noise, surprised to find his hand relocated, but not complaining. he shivers a little, letting this second wave of arousal settle before he tries to explore this new territory. fingertips press into plush flesh, massaging gently and tentatively.- (... this is still much nicer than I'm used to) PENNY: (oh right youre used to tree sex arent you.) -She can't very well slide clothing off her hips with her thighs around his, so she shifts until her legs are alongside his, instead. She slides one of her thumbs under a side of her pj shorts and panties and just one singular buttcheek is almost free.- PENNY: (tell me whats it like fucking a tree I gotta know.) JUDE: -scoffs- (splintery, I'd imagine) JUDE: -since she is eagerly wiggling free from her clothing, he ceases with the butt rubbing and nervously attempts to help out with the cause. he moves his hand up slightly to grab ahold of the waistband, and in one motion liberates both butt cheeks. viva la revolucion.- PENNY: -Freedom!!- (thanks baby.) -Her head turns so she can press a grateful kiss to his cheek, and then she's wiggling out of her bottoms, just sort of... scooting them to one side of the bed under the blankets. She'd rather not put them on the floor. Bottomless, she snuggles back into him, sliding one thigh up his side.- PENNY: (please feel free to go back to groping me now.) JUDE: (y... yeah, okay) -he can definitely comply with that request. not one but TWO hands are now feeling up under her ass and down her thighs. soft skin makes him a mess of shivers all over again and his hips twitch up at her, rubbing against the irresistible warmth between her legs.- hhhh... PENNY: -It's triply wonderful to feel his touch on her bare skin, and own hips roll just slightly to meet him, grinding against the fabric between them for lack of a better option currently.- PENNY: (Jude...) PENNY: (...are you getting hard again?) JUDE: ... JUDE: (I...) JUDE: ( ... yes) -soft wheeze of embarrassment. he's trying to distract from that feeling by smoothing his hands over her skin some more. but then he keeps TALKING.- JUDE: (I can't help it) JUDE: (you feel so) JUDE: (... nice) JUDE: (and I'm very eloquent) PENNY: (aww thank you.) -She actually kind of means it. The validation is certainly nice, and he's still pretty adorable while flustered.- (you cant tell but Id be pretty hard too.) PENNY: (well I mean. maybe you can tell. I dont know. how wet am I making things?) JUDE: -their eyes might have adjusted to the dark enough by now that she can see the desperate knit of his brows.- (I can) JUDE: (definitely feel it) JUDE: (which falls in the aforementioned category of nice... feeling...) JUDE: hhh -save him from himself.- PENNY: (ohhh... you like it.) -Obviously, but it's more fun to say aloud. She makes a point of pressing her hips even closer into him for a moment, forcing tight pressure between their sensitive bodies.- (mmh.) PENNY: (oh this is a bad idea.) JUDE: -it seems like a pretty good idea while it's happening, but honestly his better judgement would be questioning the wisdom in all of this if he hadn't abandoned it in favor of close physical contact with another human being.- (what) JUDE: (what part of this idea is bad exactly?) JUDE: (you'll have to excuse me, I'm feeling a little light headed) PENNY: (oh same.) PENNY: (I mean the part where I want you to stuff me like a turkey.) JUDE: oh. JUDE: -shit.- JUDE: (yeah that's) JUDE: (a... really...) JUDE: (bad) JUDE: (idea) PENNY: (isnt it tho.) -despite this, she's still nibbling his lip anyway. She is insatiable.- PENNY: (guess we could figure out something else couldnt we.) JUDE: -THIS IS NOT HOW HE THOUGHT HE WOULD DIE WHEN HE LEFT HIS HOUSE.- JUDE: -meets the nibbles with light kisses, but then sighs, trying to steady himself.- (um you might need to...) JUDE: (give me some direction here) JUDE: (about what you would like) JUDE: (because... this might come as some shock to you but...) JUDE: (this isn't exactly my forte) JUDE: (and I know I said I was imaginative) JUDE: (but I mostly meant about conspiracy theories) PENNY: (oh. Im shocked.) PENNY: -she's giggling now.- (but thats exciting. I always like telling people what to do.) -she's trying to relax him with more kisses, still warm with the tang of him.- PENNY: -and then she's carefully trying to roll them over, shimmying and tugging him along.- PENNY: (why dont you try feeling me up and we can go from there.) JUDE: -follows her lead, leaning in for more of her kisses that are quickly becoming addictive with the way they really do relax him. he hums against her lips in acknowledgement and allows his hand to venture again. slowly, tentatively, he traces along her side, and then up again, this time slipping carefully under her shirt, palms resting at her belly as he hesitates to continue further north. it's frustrating how she's invitating anything he might have to offer, but he's still afraid of crossing boundaries.- ... -anxiously rubs at her waist for now.- PENNY: -She's waiting, but she can sense his hesitation with how his hands seem stuck there still. She watches him carefully, her expression just a little softer. Weird.- PENNY: (what do you need baby? more instructions?) JUDE: -he's close enough that he can see that change in expression and it leaves him a little bit shiny eyed. she is so pretty.- (no, um...) JUDE: (just) JUDE: (getting used to this) JUDE: (a little overwhelmed by my options) -talking breaks the tension enough for him to continue sliding his hands up to her breasts, finally. soft...- PENNY: -She smiles at the response, at how gingerly his hands move over her body as if she's a tender thing rather than what she really is. Her teeth scrape her lower lip in a slight nibble, back arching so she can lift her chest some to encourage his touch.- (my nips are pretty sensitive. wink wink.) -They're pretty attentive, too. Oops, yes, she is aroused, thank you for asking.- JUDE: (oh thanks for the heads up) -wheeze... he brushes his thumbs over them and oh, yes, they are. certainly perky. he isn't sure what else he was expecting. this is not helping his boner at all -- well, it is but... ANYWAY. he's going to fix his attention on palming up her chest while rubbing her nipples carefully between his thumbs and forefingers.- PENNY: (nnhh...) -It's a breathy sound, the first real one she's made all night, and there's a curl of pleasure deep in her belly that is not so politely requesting more. Her hand finds the back of his head in a way that feels natural in order to pull his face closer to one of those breasts. A wordless request. Well, mostly wordless.- PENNY: (cmere...) JUDE: -omph. there he goes, face to tiddy. again, what else was he expecting, really? but alright, he can take a hint, no matter HOW subtle it may be. his hands find new purpose in rolling up her shirt to her chest, and then settle back to where they were, giving him a better sense of direction as he goes in for this senstive spot again. kissing lightly until he finds her nipple between his lips, drawing his tongue over it experimentally.- PENNY: -She bites her lip again, grinning, a little giggle bubbling up; not because he's doing anything wrong, but because it tickles just a little. In fact, this is perfect, and so are the light touches of his lips, awkward and sweet. She squirms a little under him, hips bucking desirously.- PENNY: (yeah...) JUDE: -he does worry a moment that he is doing something wrong, but upon receiving praise, his fears do a complete 180 and another bout of confidence takes over. he draws any for a moment, only to better position himself when he starts to slide his hand south. he isn't sure just how much he can multitask, but he's willing to try, latching onto her breast with a soft suction while his fingertips find the divide of her legs. more confidently, maybe, but still careful as he feels along.- PENNY: -Short, coarse curls of pubic hair are the first thing to greet his wandering fingers, her breath hitching with anticipation and muscles still a little tense from the sensation his mouth delivers. It isn't much further he has to go before slick, soft flesh slides beneath his fingertips, warm and swollen, and more obviously so the wider she spreads her legs. One of his fingertips slips over her clit in a way that makes her muscles jump, a little gasp half stuck in her throat.- PENNY: (ah right-- right there.) JUDE: mm? -he pauses before he strays too far and makes an attempt to find that exact spot again, rubbing in a small circle. not too rough, not when he has no idea if he's doing it right. this gets more of his attention, but he does try to keep his mouth busy with light flicks of his tongue.- PENNY: -It's a good thing that gentle is exactly how she likes it; well, for this spot, anyhow. That combined with the wet flicks of his tongue have a tighter sound humming behind her clenched teeth, muscles taut, before her mouth opens again and it all spills out in a breathy moan.- PENNY: (ssshit.) -A little hiss at her own accidental volume. One of her knees raises up, to the side, opening even more for him.- (nnh-- can you-- do that with your mouth?) JUDE: -every little sound she utters has him breathing shallow against her chest, and it's difficult to keep up with everything when his arousal has his mind so focused on her needy little noises. luckily, relief comes in the form of another task.- (uh...? oh, yeah) JUDE: (I... can try) -he pulls back, drawing in a deep breath like he's about to go deep sea diving or something, and shimmies under the blankets, much like she had done before. whoa nelly, this was happening too, and it then becomes a matter of finding his place again, searching with kisses.- PENNY: -She tries to scoot up just a little so he doesn't have to go down as far, but she's giggling again at the feeling of his lips brushing her belly, the angle of her hip bone. She lifts up the blanket to peer down at him, and her smile feels warm in her cheeks. Her thigh comes back just to nudge teasingly at the side of his head.- (hi. send me a postcard while youre down under will you?) JUDE: -he peers back at her when she lifts the blanket, and he doesn't really try to stiffle a laugh at her teasing.- (sure) JUDE: (I'll write all about it) JUDE: (apparently I arrived in the middle of the wet season) JUDE: -ducks his head again, grinning like the dork that he is, and tries to focus on the task at hand. thanks to her moving, he's found what he's looking for much more quickly, and nestles his face there. this would be another first, but her heat is as intoxicating as it is overwhelming, and it draws him in, natural as can be. nerves be damned. he isn't quite sure where he left off, so all he can really do is dole his tongue out indiscriminately over puffy warm flesh until he finds that spot again.- PENNY: -Okay rude?? She's laughing, too, half for the joke and half for the sight of his smile at his own joke, but that fades as he offers her a pretty prompt distraction in fulfilling her request. The first thing she feels is that tickly brush of his hair again, fighting the urge to smile (she seems to be doing that a lot with him), but then she doesn't have to fight so hard because the warmth of his breath and then the hot press of his tongue glides erratically over parts of her too tender for her not to gasp and tense, more so when he finally relocates the hypersensitive nub of flesh, and her fingers curl tight into the sheet below her.- PENNY: (yeahthere--) ah-- mnn... PENNY: -At least, until she's sliding and reaching one hand for him, somewhere, until she finds a piece of him she can hold on to.- JUDE: -briefly, he entertains the question of whether or not her heart skipped when she was in this position moments ago, and he touched her hair like she's doing to him now. but of course that couldn't be the case, because he's just a tree dwelling goblin and she is so beautiful and desirable, so of course her touch and encouragement has him seeing stars.- JUDE: -he focuses in on this spot now that it's been rediscovered, circling his tongue around her clit and every so often sucking lightly. that all seemed to work well up north, so he'll try his luck here too.- PENNY: -It's a weaving tapestry of sounds and tensing muscles and stuttering breaths and sighs, and over time it seems clearer that certain repetitive motions with his tongue get more enthusiastic reactions, even without words -- but this is Penny, and she's not afraid to be vocal. Especially not knowing that he could probably use the help, and even more especially knowing that she would really like to have this.- PENNY: (yeah, yeah, yeah...) -she whispers, a little mantra to keep him in place and doing that for a bit longer.- (ahfuckputsomefingersinmerightnow.) -Okay, so. Maybe she would really like to have a couple more things while she's at it.- JUDE: -something guttural rises out of his throat at the request, rumbling against her clit. he's beyond words now, silently drawing away only to do as he's told, shifting onto his side to free up his arm. feeling along for an entrance, there isn't much preamble when she sounds so urgent about it. he takes the plunge, a bit surprised when a single finger slips inside so easily, but the wonderfully warm pulse around him reminds him he has a task to complete. his lips find the sensitive bud again and another attempt at multitasking is made, licking and rubbing the pad of his fingertip against her walls. before long, he introduces a second finger with a slick noise that makes him shiver and inspires him to work his wrist a little harder.- PENNY: -She already shivers at how the noise he makes sinks into her, but then -- thank God -- he actually listens, the feeling of even just one enough to make her gasp in air a little quicker with how the sensations layer with his tongue, much less when he finally gets around to two. She can hear it, too, the wet mess he's making of her, and that thought might make her laugh if her muscles weren't too busy squeezing around his fingers and her mouth much too busy making more relevant sounds. There's no way she's going to last much longer like this, not with the flick of his tongue and the probing press of his fingers inside her at once, and she can feel the hot crescendo welling before it arrives, suddenly much more frantic.- PENNY: dontstopdontstoahhhhhHh-- -The attempt at words curls into a whimper, her back arching just so, muscles fluttering around his touch and legs absolutely trembling.- JUDE: -breath hitches when he hears her cries and feels the way her whole body shudders around him. it's something wonderful to behold, knowing he could bring her that much pleasure, that he could actually achieve something positive. even if it's just a small personal moment, it feels monumentally important, on par with every other goal he's made for this trip.- JUDE: -feeling a little shaky himself, he withdraws his fingers when the pulsation subside, and starts to crawls his way back up to her.- JUDE: ... JUDE: (wow again) PENNY: -It's a warm wash all over that's red hot between her legs, and she's suddenly aware of the cold patches where sweat evaporates from her heated skin. She's almost a little sad when she feels him pull out, an ache that misses the pressure, but the feeling of his breath back against her cheek is nice.- PENNY: -she's still catching her breath, chest heaving, but that can only keep her quiet for so long. She fits her arms around him, smiling.- (Id like to take this moment to thank not only God but also Jesus.) PENNY: -Whether he wants to or not, she's going in for another kiss.- (you taste like vagina.) JUDE: (should I taste like something else?) -snorts and presses another kiss back to her in return. he's definitely ok with kisses. and snuggling, which he is curling up closer to her for with his arms coming back up around her too.- PENNY: (um yes? youre supposed to taste like magic and dreams? I mean thats what it felt like.) PENNY: -She sighs, nuzzling into his vaguely scratchy cheek.- (God. you kind of just made me want your dick more.) JUDE: (oh... whoops) -nudges back at her, flustered all over again.- JUDE: (I hadn't exactly prepared myself for anything like this) JUDE: (I'm prepared for a wide variety of survival scenarios upon the end of days) JUDE: (but definitely not) JUDE: (this...) PENNY: -snorts- (well. I might have one in my car but that also requires getting up.) PENNY: (I guess someone has to have priorities.) JUDE: (I...) -sweats- JUDE: (guess that someone should probably be me) JUDE: (if we're really doing this) JUDE: (I mean its your car but) JUDE: (I wont make you get up) JUDE: (when you aren't wearing pants) PENNY: (oh I was talking about the end of days thing but hell yes I will impose upon you to retrieve a dick sleeve from my glove box.) PENNY: (is that what were doing Jude?) PENNY: (are we doing it?) PENNY: (I mean Im just saying. we COULD die tomorrow.) PENNY: (actually wait on that note Im getting up too.) JUDE: -???- JUDE: (o... okay) JUDE: (that is a pretty compelling argument though) -since she's apparently getting up too, he reluctantly peels himself away so he can slide off the bed. he's not looking forward to walking around with a boner, but these are the cards he's been dealt.- PENNY: -she's not exactly looking forward to moving around with the mess between her legs, either, but she has a pretty important plan. She's sitting up and feeling under the blanket for her clothes, relocating and slipping them up her legs and over her butt before hopping up and grabbing the hotel key from the bedside table. Naturally, she had left the car keys in her sylladex.- PENNY: -She smiles at him once more, silent, before slipping on her shoes and creeping to the door to pull it open, hitting the unlock button on her car.- (you go check the glove box.) -She appears to be heading for the trunk.- JUDE: (okay?) -he follows her once his own shoes are back on, but each step he takes closer to the door, the heavier his body feels, until he's rooted in the doorway, staring out at all that open space with his heart rate picking up. wow, he was doing so well when he was already outside. he'd really rather penny didn't see him acting this way, but that self inflicted pressure only seems to make matters worse.- JUDE: ... -squeezes his eyes shut and tries to just... shuffle out the door. maybe once he's out again, he'll be fine.- PENNY: -She doesn't seem to notice his hesitation -- at least, not yet. She's unlocking her trunk and pulling it open, dragging something out and shutting it back again.- PENNY: -And then she peers around the car at him. He sure is... taking his time.- you having second thoughts baby? JUDE: no! no JUDE: no I'm fine JUDE: good to go -drags a clammy hand over his face. hmm. he could use his lack of glasses as an excuse to retreat back inside, but... he takes a deep breath and scrambles over to the car, fumbling with the handle. HE CAN DO THIS. HE JUST HAS TO OUTRUN IT.- JUDE: -swings open the door and nearly falls into the passenger's side seat, messing with the glove compartment handle until that finally opens as well. everything seems to be taking forever, and he feels like he's being watched. well, she's probably looking at him, considering how ridiculously he's behaving...- PENNY: -SHE SURE IS. But she's mostly just snickering about it and heading around to the back door of the car, leaning in toward the back seats. Meanwhile, the glove box very literally rattles open, and it has... quite a bit in it, actually. She may have forgotten how many pill bottles were in there, and, oh yeah, there's an automatic pistol, too. On top of that is some stray tampons, a tube of lipstick, and you guessed it, a folded-up string of condom packages.- JUDE: -STARTLES when it falls open and there's a GUN in there. but... that makes sense. everyone totes around weapons these days. he certainly is. the number of pill bottles is actually more troubling. for now, he puts it all in the back of his mind when he finds what he's looking for, snatching up the packages and carefully tearing off one from the string... okay, he'll take two just in case.- JUDE: -now it becomes a matter of RETURNING to the hotel room. another deep breath and he squirms out of the car, slamming the door shut and scampering back again. his heart is racing a mile a minute by the time he gets back.- ... -wheeze- PENNY: -And by the time she leans back out of the car to look at him in the doorway, she raises a brow, head cocking to one side.- bring it back now yall. -Beckons him over with the curl of a finger.- JUDE: -WHAT? NO!!!!! internal screaming- JUDE: ... -turns around slowly, finally realizing what her plan was all along and feeling like a COMPLETE DINGUS.- oh JUDE: -well, let's try this again. another desperate sprint and he's back by the car again, staring at her with wide eyes. everything is fuzzy without his glasses, but she's still a very pretty blob, and that relaxes him a little.- PENNY: babe... -she's snickering again, shaking her head.- why are you leaping like a goofy ass gazelle??? -she's crawling into the backseat now, scooting over, and it should be clear enough at least by the time he feels it that there's a towel draped over the seats.- JUDE: no reason JUDE: except that I'm paranoid and slightly agoraphobic JUDE: -crawls into the back seat with her and does notice the towel then. time for a subject change.- this is cozy PENNY: oh ok. -She leans over him and pulls the door shut, not leaning away from him as she hits the lock button on her keys before tossing them into the front seat. Perfect closeness to nuzzle his face again, to kiss the side of his neck.- yeah. PENNY: and now we can be as loud as we want. JUDE: -huffs a small sound as her kisses tingle at his neck.- also a plus JUDE: because speaking of paranoia, I was definitely getting increasingly more concerned that we'd wake up jane JUDE: especially at the end there -just thinking about her crying out because of him has his erection twitching at attention again, when his panicked adventures almost had him getting soft... almost...- JUDE: -then tilts his head to brush his lips against her cheek, sliding his free hand up her back.- PENNY: oh you mean you were afraid of ME waking up Jane? PENNY: during that part when you made me cum all in your mouth?? -She knows exactly what she's trying to do here. She's also trying to pet that jerky little friend in its tent, just in case he forgot somehow.- JUDE: hhhh... yes JUDE: that part -sinks in the seat, hips edging up at her hand slightly, needily. do not tease him... or do. he's actually very content either way.- PENNY: -Too late, she's done and will do it, possibly forever. She realizes she is slightly evil, and she is okay with that.- PENNY: mm... how do you wanna do this Jude? PENNY: -her other hand is feeling along his arm to find the condom package in his hand, stealing it out and shaking it for no particular reason other than to hear the plastic crinkle.- JUDE: -he watches her every move, breathing shallow, trying his best to rattle the question around in his brain until he finds an answer. instead he finds images of her leaning over him until he's hidden in a blanket of a red hair, warm and safe.- JUDE: ... -gulps. he seems nervous with this decision weighing on him, but then... he squeezes his arms around her middle as he teeters over, laying on his back across the seat with her on top of him. hehehe.- PENNY: ohh ok I guess thats how were doing it. -She smiles slow, squirming so they can fit in the space comfortably and then... depositing the condom wrapper between her teeth for a moment while she lifts up the hem of her shirt and pulls it over her head. Free the tiddy.- PENNY: -The shirt goes drapped over the back of the driver's seat, and she combs a hand back through her hair, the part in it messy and uneven. She takes this perfect moment to grind into him again before tipping forward, her hands pressed against the window so she can hover over him, up on her knees. She jerks her head back indicatively, murmuring an unhelpful noise around the condom.- JUDE: -snorts a little, taking the liberty of plucking it out from between her teeth, but also takes this moment to enjoy the sight of her leaning over her. it's even better than he imagined. but that may be because she wasn't topless in the fantasy. that definitely helps.- ok I've got it JUDE: I assume that's what you were saying JUDE: but it could have been anything really -rambles a little, licking his lips between pauses while he tries to also concentrate on tugging his pajama pants down again.- PENNY: no I was saying take my panties back off. -WIGGLES HER BUTT.- JUDE: oh JUDE: well at least now you could articulate that more helpfully JUDE: -holds the wrapper back to her mouth. snort...- PENNY: -BITES IT. Thank you, she says with a waggle of her brows.- JUDE: -reaches to slide both her shorts and panties down, but he doesn't really watch the task. it's nice to be able to see everything (mostly) now, because she is absolutely breath taking. even with a condom between her teeth while waggling her brows dorkily.- PENNY: -ESPECIALLY then, actually. She wiggles some more, but this time in an effort to kick the shorts away without kneeing him in the dick or something, and she finally sits back again once she's successful, snatching the condom back out of her mouth and peeling the package open.- PENNY: sorry if theres a little spit on it but Im sure you dont mind do you? PENNY: its EXTRA clean now. PENNY: I mean it matches your junk so. PENNY: its like they were made for each other. PENNY: and for my mouth to be all over them. JUDE: it all comes together JUDE: ... JUDE: poor choice of words JUDE: appropriate I guess JUDE: but poor JUDE: anyway I don't mind -casually feels up her leg while he watches her.- PENNY: okay good. -Oh are we feeling each other up again? She reaches down and squeezes his boner, and then discards the wrapper actually tries to roll the condom onto it. You're welcome.- JUDE: hnggg -is that really feeling up or is it man handling? no complaints either way. he huffs out a sigh, glancing between them, then back up at her with bright, sea green eyes.- ... PENNY: -She's still smiling, happy as can be-- maybe even humming a little while she does this? But when she looks back at his face and sees he's watching her, her expression softens again.- PENNY: ... (what are you lookin at Jude?) JUDE: -smiles a little back at her, just as softly, and maybe a little too admiringly.- JUDE: (just) JUDE: (you know) JUDE: (you?) -and they're whispering again... how silly.- PENNY: ... PENNY: -She huffs a little breath behind her smile, shaking her head slow.- hey come here a second. PENNY: I want to take your shirt off too. JUDE: -he's a little sweaty about that. he's got a weird hairy gangly body... but she requested it, so he sits up enough to get that job done.- if you're sure PENNY: what am I gonna reveal some horrible secret or something?? try me I think I can handle it. -She doesn't waste time reaching around him, bundling up layers of fabric with her fingers crawling over his back, scattering a couple quick kisses onto his scruffy jaw while she's at it. When she pulls the shirt up, she ends up leaving his arms and his face trapped in it. Cue the snickers while she dips in to nibble his collarbone, to curl her tongue around one of his nipples.- JUDE: -he's TRAPPED.- hey-- oh -breath hitches as yet another new sensation sends a shiver rattling down his spine.- JUDE: -muffled- you are just JUDE: full of fun surprises aren't you? PENNY: if Im not I better be in the grave. -He can't see her looking down, carefully moving her hips so she can press and slide her wet folds up the length of his protected flesh, once and then again until he's slippery. Just for fun.- PENNY: guess I could free you.... PENNY: I might not though. JUDE: -squirms a little, but her rubbing herself against him has him slumping back onto the seat with a groan.- JUDE: ... JUDE: I think I'll be okay either way PENNY: I know you will. PENNY: but actually... PENNY: think I want those hands for myself. -A benevolent and merciful mistress after all, it seems, as she tugs his shirt the rest of the way off and drapes it over the driver's seat alongside hers.- PENNY: ... and I wanna see your face when I put you in. -Okay, maybe not.- JUDE: nnhh JUDE: yeah okay that sounds like a solid plan JUDE: ... JUDE: phrasing JUDE: again -looks up at her again, face flushed and wide eyed in anticipation. now with his hands free, he slides them up her sides till he's grasping at her breasts again, teasing at her sensitive nipples. maybe out of revenge, or maybe just because she likes that.- PENNY: -She's just smiling wider at his silly accidental -- are they accidental?? -- innuendos, but that all takes a pause when he finds tender buds of flesh to toy with.- PENNY: ahhhn... -Yeah, she likes it, her back arching a little, and she huffs out a breath, starting to feel a little impatient despite it all. She really wants him... and he's right there between her legs, hard and ready. She bites the inside of her cheek for a moment before reaching down again, fingertips steadying him around the base of his cock (she remembers what it feels like beneath the rubber, she can almost still tell), and the tip of him slips against her again, her swollen lips providing very little resistance for it to find purchase until she finally pushes it just far enough to catch the route inside, and it's all down from there. Or, at least, she is, her body swallowing up him with every slow sinking inch into her, and her eyes stay glued to his face now. She wasn't kidding about that much.- JUDE: -oh... the intensity of her gaze coupled with the impossible heat so easily sinking down on him amounts to one gasping mess of a man, easing out a steady, shuddering groan. his eyes fall half lidded, caught in an indecision between watching her and squeezing shut, not wishing to miss a second of her, but afraid the sight of her might overwhelm him. he wonders once again how he got so lucky to wind up in this situation, and if he might be so lucky to touch her again before the trip is through. he knows he should live in the moment, and he is savoring it for everything it has to offer him now, but he can't help but fantasize. if he could get used to this, he would.- JUDE: penny... -when he says her name this time, it's like a pleading whine. for more of her, but he takes it upon himself to achieve this, moving his hands to grasp at her waist as he rocks his hips up at her.- PENNY: -The way he looks at her, says her name so sweetly, it's enough to make her imagination get away from her. It's the last time she can see herself ever getting the opportunity for it, so maybe there's nothing wrong with pretending he's in love with her, that she might be with him. She would like to think if things had been different, it would have been a guy like him. Sweet and silly, absolutely adoring of her. It would have been the best life, where she wouldn't have to worry about what she was going to lose. But maybe that's too much to imagine. Maybe that just makes her chest ache, so she focuses back on that adoring look, on the feeling of him moving into her, and when she says his name in return, she would like to think it's with all the love she could have given if she had the chance.- PENNY: oh Jude.... JUDE: -his breath hitches when his name is spoken back at him with that same adoration, and he hardly knows what to make of it. he lets instinct take over, sliding palms all over her body while resuming the slow and unsteady jerk of his hips. at some point, his hands are up along her back, pulling her down closer so he can hold her.- PENNY: -He's pulling her in, and she doesn't want to fight it; she goes down slow and careful, and when she's close enough she pauses just to kiss him before losing herself in the feeling of him entirely.-
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