penny dodger

penny. penelope. dancing queen who just wants a good time.

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reidthemtheriotact​:

This is going to be a very long hour - timer starts now.

The question was “ who is most likely to join the adult movie industry”. 

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reidthemtheriotact​:

That is never a statement that has gone well for me. What’s your dare, Penny?

You have to say yes to whatever people ask you to do for the next hour.

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@code-granny to answer your question, I would guess @reidthemtheriotact. Just because it is always the ones you never expect. Plus, the ones who flaunt it usually are the ones never getting any, so. You know. It tracks. The bonus question is @cellothereollie because reasons.

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70: Is there anyone you would die for?

My family, my friends, my cat. I would say my plant babies but I keep killing them so... yeah.

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22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

I think that is a little far in the future, but yeah. I want kids. As for how many... I guess that depends. I love having siblings so I would want any kid I have to have siblings but I am also not sure I want to do the whole labour thing more than once. And then there is also adoption to consider. So, yeah. Depends, but that is not something I see being in my near future.

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dannywithoutthecat​:

I’d have to stand on an apple crate to be in the same frame, but thanks!  You’re a ray of sunshine. 

Honey, you need to stand on an apple crate to be in the same frame as me. And your girlfriend. 

[itssame-sandradee]

What better way to spend Sunday evening than to stay in and game with hot chocolate?

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What about staying in, gaming, and drinking hot chocolate with your best friend?

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dannywithoutthecat​:

It’s probably just because you’re tall and gorgeous and look like you’d play Chris Evans’ love interest in something. Whereas I look like I am okay with hugging drunk Jesus.

I don’t know. I think that you could pull off being Chris Evan’s love interest in something too, but that is just me. I am sure that Ollie agrees. And Sandy.

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dannywithoutthecat​:

Hey! How did you find Spiderman and all I find are drunk guys who think they’re Jesus?????

I honestly do not know, Danny. I would let you know if I did. 

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Nobody can say life on campus is always boring. 

[theworldis-full-of-shit]

Spent the day with this crazy ghoul - went over fashion from Tudor dress styles and even got to see them make an outline for a dress made from taffeta, Can’t wait to see the final project. 

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“Are we talking completely taffeta? Ballsy. Taffeta either looks great or terrible, no room for error there. Then again, I failed home ec in high school so I am not exactly an expert.”

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53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

“Texted my brother. I am pretty sure he would lose his head without me.”

[deadpoolfreakers]

I may have bought some fake blood…time for a little fun on campus, well besides the festival on campus AND the fact that our team won!

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“That seems a little gross. Try not to creep anyone out too much.”

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itssame-sandradee​:

“Yeah, normally I would say the same thing.”  Sandy added, laughing slightly.  “Danny is a special case though.  It looks like they’re at the duck races.”  Sandy said as she glanced back at her phone screen.  “Shall we go meet them there?”

“Danny is definitely special,” Penny agreed with a laugh. Then, she laughed again when Sandy said that the boys could be found at the duck races. “Why dos that seem so on brand for them?” She asked, linking her arm with Sandy. “Let’s go before Danny tapes his phone to one of the ducks to throw us off the scent.”

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itssame-sandradee​:

“On don’t worry about that.”  She replied, pulling her phone out of her pocket and opening an app.  “I turned on the tracking in Danny’s phone after the last time he got lost.”  Sandy said, handing the phone over with Danny’s current location on the screen.

“If it were anyone else, I would say that you are an overbearing girlfriend and need help,” Penny said. “But given that it is Danny that we are talking about, I think it is necessary. He will probably get lost within the hour.”

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itssame-sandradee​:

“If it makes you feel any better, I wasn’t expecting it to be this busy either.”  Sandy responded from next to her best friend, without looking up from the Switch in her hand.

“Yeah... I don’t know. How are we supposed to find the guys if they get lost?” Shr asked, more worried about Danny than Ollie. Danny was like a golden retriever puppy - hyperactive, adorable, and prone to chasing after things he should not be chasing. “I am sure it will be fine.”

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“I don’t know why I was expecting it to not be this busy, but I was not expecting it to be this busy.” The quad and school grounds were crammed full of students, many of which should probably be studying for the inevitable pop quiz. Students like Penny, who would also pretend for now that studying could take the back seat, no problem. “Looks fun, though.”