WYP Baby

Tired of broke @$$ losers who drain my bank account with nothing in return. Trying this WYP site for a bit, I'm sure it'll be an interesting experience.

[pennythief]

Tinder

Dear guys on Tinder, Let me explain a few things here. First off, a profile pic of the back of your head will not interest me and I'm not interested in having to sift through the rest of your profile to find a decent pic of you. Second, YOU DON'T ALL SURF. Stop putting pics of you with a surfboard up, seriously. I don't know why you guys think this is a great way to catch chicks, but don't be a poser please. Third, if all of your pics are of you surrounding yourself with hot chicks, why the hell would I want to talk to you? Next. Fourth, having a drink in one hand and your face in a toilet bowl is not a flattering pic. Stop. Stop it now. Last, if I do happen to hit the like button and you like me back, asking me to meet you at your hotel right off the bat is a bold move, Cotton. Honestly? You guys leave no hope for society. That is all.

[pennythief]

Happy Labor Day, everyone! I hope you get to celebrate work by not working.

[fuckyesdavefranco]

[ruffianss]

Ugh

[evilwitchpussy]

me at a pot date

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every pot date ever.

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WYP for the win

Went on a WYP date tonight after a little hiatus. The man sent an offer for $350. I thought it was a little shady but I agreed. He said he didn't want to waste time with communication and to just meet him at his restaurant (leaving out the specific name). He was a little older than my preference but I thought what the hell. We shared a nice dinner and he had great stories to tell. He told me that he wasn't interested in sex and he just liked helping people. At the end of the date he handed me an envelope with $450, he said the extra hundred was for my gas. He then asked how much my rent was. I told him $1500. He proceeded to hand me an extra $1500 for my rent, no questions asked. He has never been an SD before and he's not interested. He just likes giving his money away. So I ended up walking away with $1950 for an hour and a half dinner date. I've never had this kind of luck before and I think I'm going to call tonight a fucking win!

[pennythief]

Go home Miley. You're drunk.

[pennythief]

Luv it when a guy is all like, "hey beautiful, I'd love to take you out sometime," and then you find him on fb and his profile pic is him making out with his gf. Then he tried to tell you it's his cousin and they're just really close.

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Www.stripclubjournals.com

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POTs

Found a few POTs, scheduled a couple meetings. Crossing my fingers for something good to come about because I have rent to pay and shoes to buy.

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SA Getting Ridiculous

After a little hiatus, I'm finally back in the SD seeking mood. STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ONE.

Got back in touch with a guy who had been messaging me for a while but never making any solid plans. I was hoping this time would be different. Here's a copy of our conversation:

SD: I can meet you at 12:30 there does that work for you?

ME: Ok

SD: See you there

SD 12:21 (9 minutes before meet time): Something came up I will be running 90 mins late I'm so sorry. Just got an emergency!! Are you flexible for a little later?

SD 12:24: I feel bad I can be there at 2:30, can you confirm?

SD: U there

ME: I can't do 2:30, have to be somewhere at 3

SD: 3 is fine, I'll see you at 3

ME: What?

SD: 3 works for me, I'll see you at 3

ME: I just told you I have somewhere to be at 3. I'm looking for a serious SD, good luck.

I can't tell you how many "Family Emergencies" and "Car Accidents" these pots always have. They must either have the worst luck in the world or they think we're dumb. I'm going with the latter.

THE SEARCH CONTINUES

[pennythief]

More Salt

Finally met someone who seemed promising on SA. After messaging back and forth for WEEKS (way longer than what I normally allow) I learned that he had done this before and knew exactly what he was doing. We finally met up, had a great lunch and great convo and then he talked about how happy he was to have found me. I guess we had similar nightmares with other pots. Long story short, we made plans to see each other again. He flaked, then emailed me 6 days later with: I'm so sorry. I just feel so guilty doing this to my wife. If you're cool to hang out WITHOUT an allowance, I'd still love to see you. WHAT? You want to continue to see me, sneaking around your wife, without anything in it for me?! As if. So I guess the search continues. Sad face.

[pennythief]

[tastemysugar]

When guys on these sites ask to see more pictures of myself and they haven’t sent me ANY. I tell them this. I don’t owe anyone pictures. They aren’t paying my bills. Ladies you don’t have to send them shit if you don’t want to. Most of the time they are just picture collectors. I’ve only ever sent more pictures to 3 guys and it’s AFTER they have sent me some. It’s doesn’t matter how much money they have, YOU have the face/body they want to see.

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That awkward moment

When you see a guys face for the first time after exchanging a few messages,

AND HE LOOKS LIKE A SICK FUCK

[pennythief]