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I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found
he just fucking murders homer gay rights
It’d be pretty dark but understandable if the Magic School Bus had a twist where it turned out Ms. Frizzle was just putting LSD into the kids’ lunches for all those years
oh my fucking God Reddit
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DRUGS LMAO
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.
The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.
THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.
THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.
The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.
This is corruption. This is unethical. This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.
This was actually so insane to me that I figured I HAD to make sure it was real before reblogging it with no sources. It seems to be totally real.
sources: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-clubs-charge-60k-to-rent-carts-to-secret-service-as-agency-runs-out-of-money-2017-08-21 http://www.businessinsider.com/secret-service-trump-tower-rent-command-post-2017-8 (and there are many more if you googlefu, but most of them weren’t sources I particularly like or trust so I’m not linking them here.)
Anyway yes, this is like textbook corruption. This is our tax dollars at work, people!
THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN
Anybody else thinking about dick?
All the time
oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.
Literally no one asked
she sayin dick ain’t real?
Watch 11 Tips on Overcoming Negative Thoughts | Psych2Go
My second animation! Hope you guys enjoy! @psych2go
Wow this is my favorite animation so far! And a really helpful video.
look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you
This is so important!
what will future historians do with this
this is The Human Experience
This is our legacy
UNBELIEVABLE
I can’t stop watching this. he’s a Chaotic Neutral demigod.
OMFGGGGG
HOLY FUCK BLESS HIM
saddest moment in history
i cRIED SO HARD AT THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 DON’T TOY WITH MY EMoTIONS
don’t troy with my emotions
The Indian Cobra is kill machine … errr
My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.
HAND OVER THE WALLET MY GOOD SIR
