Land of the Mr. Dr. Asian

A land of dinosaurs that shoot rainbow beams...Home to an Asian, a gamer (sortof), an anime watcher. So, you must have been sent to the twilight zone, or my world of the Mr. Dr. Asian.

[grungegoths]

[krithidraws]

She’s beauty she’s grace

[noahnomore]

[queenmusashi]

I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…

[champagne-zaddy]

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

[superllama42]

I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles.

[superllama42]

Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels.

[jasoncanty01]

I was at first going to say “I thought every  one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “  T_T  god I’m old.

[poinko]

Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime 

I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie

[kofangel]

CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

[ike-loves-men]

So… the reason why Giovanni keeps Jesse around is because his mother ruined Jesse’s life by taking away her mother, and he feels guilty about it? 

It actually kinda makes sense,

[camalilium]

I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Please, just give me a spinoff series about Team Rocket.

[sindri42]

There’s actually a lot of reasons for Giovanni to keep these guys around. Like, they’re really bad at actual crime and basically never turn a profit, so he was understandably pissed at them for a lot of the first couple seasons and revoked their funding a few times, but then? They started to save the world. Every time Ash got into some seriously apocalyptic shit, Team Rocket was there to back him up. And they have been instrumental in society/the world/the fabric of spacetime remaining intact at least a dozen times by now.

Now, Giovanni is not a good person, but he is a practical man. You cannot run a profitable criminal empire when everybody is dead or money has no meaning. And ever since MewTwo escaped there’s approximately fuck all he can do to stop most of the forces intent on demolishing the planet he does business on and, by extension, his business. But all the evidence suggests that if he continues to supply these couple losers with fresh hot air balloons and giant vacuum cleaners every few weeks and then leaves them to do whatever stupid shit they’re doing, the world will remain safe for years to come. And he may not have any clue as to how or why this works, but you do not get to be in control of the most powerful criminal organization in the world by questioning results.

[outofcontextdiscord]

[scoobydoomistakes]

Ok, so... on Christmas, my little brother had a gift under the tree.

…er, well, adjacent to the tree.

As he began to unwrap it…

…there were, one might say, a couple layers of wrapping.

A decent amount a layers.

Quite a number, in fact.

So many that, as unwrapping proceeded…

…he kinda got lost in it.

But at the very center…

…there was a tiny slip of paper……

…that made him fall into the pile…

…’cause it just said “goose” as I got him Untitled Goose Game.

All in all, as we took it apart…

…yeah, it got pretty crazy, don’t get me wrong…

…but hey, the cats had the time of their lives.

Every gift is really two gifts: something for the recipient, and a place for a cat to be inconvenient by sitting on.

[best-of-memes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

…the fuck.

[xeduo]

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

[trappedinavelociraptor]

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

[teathattast]

[vejiga]

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

[whitefurcia]

Veo y subo a

[jetskelter]

tengo una mente muy enferma 

[studddmufffin-deactivated201508]

Hahahah wtf

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

[iamlittleamz]

I have no idea what the captions are but this is great

[stuart-townsend]

The Addams Family ( 2019 )

[obtain-oatbin]

There was a voice actor hired to make that indecipherable gibberish

And it was a big name too just like the rest of the cast so it shouldn’t be that surprising but

I cannot stop laughing at the apparent fact that they got snoop dogg to do this

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

They got FUCKING WHOM

[staribon]

These needed to exist

[gucci-urameshi]

[tallocat]

this is the power move immediately above pissing next to someone in an empty bathroom

[maggins]

[vilkalizer]

I like how these two entirely unrelated word bubbles come together into one beautiful narrative.

[crowtrobot2001-deactivated20201]

[bricesander]