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help peppa

[peppaig]

I bought new pen and its so pretty like not only pretty but pretty prETTY

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend built a hotel in the middle of a jungle where an abandoned school once stood. For some odd reason, there were a lot of huge, ivory bathtubs everywhere and the guests had butlers who were the zodiac signs, except for one. That one butler had my parents hidden in a room, sedated (?). After that, I summoned Sagittarius -a cute, fluffy worm- and jumped on a water slide that ended in the ocean.

[peppaig]

this is actually some experience if you hella drunk

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at home.

[peppaig]

if we are talking about my friend's shituation, change 'i' to 'my dad'.

[peppaig]

mom, love you and hate you

When I was a child, my mom told me that I can't touch cats or dogs or animals that have fur (except my uncle's hamsters, she said they are magical) . She told me I have allergy bla bla so yeah I believed her .

Yesterday, my beautiful and lazy teacher showed me his cat. GUESS WHAT IMNOTHAVINGSOMEHSHITLIKEALLERGY. This morning, I ask her and her ducking response is "oh I lied"

why mom

why

[peppaig]

I need sleep

Chicken nugget chicken nugget ~♪

I have a chicken nugget

You don’t have a chicken nugget

Cuz’ I have a chicken nugget

(repeat)