pepperoni enthusiast

once i was sad. then pepperoni.

[my-name-is-life]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[slaughteringbunnies]

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[meterapix]

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

[dorcopsid]

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus

THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON

BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT

YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS

OR WOLVES

NO

THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES

ARE SHEEP

[thetrippytrip]

i forgot that men and women didn’t have the same kind of teeth

[xenolithia]

😂😂😂😂

[fatitalianbroad]

[obsceneyouth]

Me watching homemade amateur porn:

I wonder if they’re in love.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[done]

[gondwana]

whats the point of ant man how is being super small a superpower how does that help anyone

[gondwana]

if anyone uses this post as a chance to try to tell me anything about ant man ill fucking kill you i dont care

[cheyanne-moved]

He can crawl inside my vagina and personally rub my g spot

[gondwana]

no one is allowed to reblog this post anymore

[webofgoodnews]

[bituinsalupa]

more posts like this pls

[heaven-ly-mind]

Faroe Islands

[dietcrush]

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[half-deaf-problems-deactivated2]

but Cosmo was the one that was pregnant, so….

[jetgrindvizio]

[leplastiquedick]

[threesideddream]

[theworldofcinema]

Ray: Bruges is a shithole. Ken: Bruges is not a shithole. Ray: Bruges is a shithole. Ken: Ray, we’ve only just got off the fucking train. Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we’ve seen the fucking place? Ray: I know it’s gonna be a shithole.