That's a Peralta Guarantee!

a directory of all my HCs and ficlets is here: Library Directory

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sorry you have to find out this way but I’m emotionally constipated and can only communicate hard stuff via memes

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Do you ever miss B99 or doing B99 headcanons/fics?

I miss being so prolific in my writing, and enjoying what I wrote. Taking prompts at random was both a great exercise and boost in my writing as well as an immense mental load I'm sometimes glad to have removed by now.

I don't miss the show because it ended at the right point. Too many shows get dragged into death-seasons nowadays.

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Have you found a new obsession?

I've fallen for a very private blorbo from my brains and I'm only sharing him with a close friend, I'm afraid

no more brain-space for anything else

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Are you gonna watch Digman?

no

(I hate that 'new American cartoon' style everything seems to be drawn in lately. Bug eyes and oversimplified designs.)

[jakeyp]

2K FOLLOWER CELEBRATION › 🧇 + jake & rosa requested by @spookys (in • sp)

[peralta-guaranteed]

Haha I feel ya sis...went from refreshing ao3 5 times a day to not having opened it even once in the past 5 mts...hyperfixations die, it's a part of life. Good luck to you for your life ahead,and have a great day!

thanks my love! Yeah my ao3 account has actually logged me out automatically a few months ago and I didn't check back in...

waiting to see what the next thing I get obsessed with will be, though!

[jakeyp]

jake peralta + stimming | requested by @9544

[b99gif]

[notschlatt]

Jake Peralta is so hot, I’m calling the po- oh wait.

[macperalta]

no one does moments of anticipation like peraltiago

requested by @amyscascadingtabs

[jakeyp]

favorite character meme › 5/6 traits → the curls™

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[andremichaux]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013 - 2021) ⏤ 2.01, Undercover

[jakeyp]

favorite character meme › 5/6 traits → the curls™

[letsperaltiago]

The amount of chemistry in Amy saying “that’s a weird detail to throw in there” and Jake replying “you’re a weird detail to throw in there” should not be that insane

[jakeyp]

favorite character meme › 4/6 traits → golden retriever energy™

[jbayleafss]

jake peralta aka an absolute LEGEND

[chinuplittlepup]

Comedy is such a strange thing in the world. On occasion, it can be treated with a lot of reverence, but it’s generally treated a little bit less than reverentially. Still, I’m doing this for a living. People call and ask me to come do comedy. I’m writing comedy, and people are letting me make it. I’ve already won. Everything from this point on is about what I want my career to look like. When it’s over, I want to stand by all the things I’ve made.