Zero escape without context starters
Because these are serious games about betrayal and murder
"It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, to be honest..."
"Look, ___! It's a snowman secret meeting!"
"I would'a thought a guy your size would have bigger balls than that"
"Have you got a thing for feet, ___? You're actin' kinda shady..."
"___, are you flexible like an octopus or something?"
"What do you mean, "What the hell is a funyarinpa"? You mean... you don't know?"
"Apologize! Say you're sorry to the funyarinpa!"
"The rust on here looks like Elvis's face!"
"A bottle with people liquid in it."
"Playin' with mannequins, huh? Didn't know you were into that kinda thing, ___."
"Hey man, I just bought these shoes. If you think I'm getting some creepy dude's blood all over 'em, you got another think comin'."
"How about we put it on your face then light it on fire?"
"I'm not an exhibitionist! I'm wearing clothes!"
"It stands for Adult Erotic Doctor."
"Yo yo yo, where my boys at?"
"Remove these shorts of obfuscation and let us gaze upon it-this so-called "hose"!"
"You can take your LAME-ARY GAME and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"
"Sooner or later, everybody puts up with ___!"
"It's a dirty magazine... Just look at those rings on Saturn. Don't they excite you?"
"Had I gotten wasted and had a one night stand with the mistress of a prominent politician? Well, yes... But it was just the one time..."
"Gotta grab it jellyfast!"
"Oh my God! There's dihydrogen monoxide coming out of that faucet!"
"I have to get back to my... ehe... grandpa videos?"
"Cool, but... Can you, like... kind of slide it down into your cleavage and then take a bite...?"
"You know what they say; Swimsuits never quit."
"___-chan is hella moe! ___-chan is hella moe!"
"If you're a C cup, I'm packing twelve inches!"
"If only there was a cat in here. Neow that would purrfectly calm my nerves... Ah, if you can't tail, I kind of have a litter tic. Whenever I talk about cats, I..."
"Call HR, this is sexual harassment."
"FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMNED OLD MAN!"
"If you think complimenting everything a woman wears is okay, you're very wrong, sir."
"I know! Let's cut ___'s arm off!"
I gotta be the world's happiest kid!"
"I really, truly love ice cream."
"A, because I think you're adorable. B, because you are so beautiful! C, because you're very cute! D, because you're my darling! E, because you make me excited...! F, because you're like a feather in my arms..."