I am not a merciful god

The more you talk to me the more I make. Adult/Aroace/All pronouns

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Could you imagine if Spamton never blamed Tenna?

Spamton knowing in his heart his benefactor cut him off from Tenna. That Tenna would never leave him. His poor cathode must be so stressed and worried.

Spamton trying to get Neo because something made by a lightner could surely cross dark worlds and let him get home.

Then he meets Kris. He's knows this kid! They're Tenna's kid! Who better to help him get back to Tenna!?

After everything that happened Kris agrees to take him along. The angel must be smiling on him for their next dark world to be TV world. Spamton is so excited!

Then they actually get there. He's been removed from their opening. The things Tenna says about him, the blame, the insulting caricature that took who know how long to make.

Is this really how Tenna felt about him? Did Tenna not want him to come back? Was all his effort for nothing?

Then he sees the pipis, hears Tenna call for him. Hope and joy rising as he finally reunites with Tenna!

Then Tenna doesn't recognize him, doesn't even see him as a person. The foam. Being treated as if he'd hurt their daughter.

He finally gives up on Tenna. At least now he has Kris. They need him, want him around.

He'll never admit to himself it's not the same.

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Scrap heap au

AU idea of Spamton making his own Tenna.

Spamton finding an old CRT in the trash and only sees Tenna in disrepair and needing his help.

Insert hcs of Spamton working on cars and doing Tenna's maintenance so he knows every circuit and wire that makes up the lovable lug. Then you just have him gathering scrap and building the body.

Spamton calls them Scrap. They obviously act different from Tenna, more calm and sees everything as new and awe inspiring. Spamton tries to brush it off as memory issues from the damage. At the same time ignoring that his own feelings are different.

I just realized Spamton accidentally made them a child. Oh my god, the pipis is a big sister now.

During the neo fight Scrap helps fight Spamton because this is wrong. Both trying to steal the lightner's soul and how their dad is acting.

Depending on the route, you can either gain Scrap as armor too, a tv shaped earring maybe, or have Spamton upload himself into what's left of Scrap after you kill them since Spamton can't get the Neo body without you.

Scrap is going to be so excited see another TV.

I want them to be absolutely crushed when Tenna sees them and says they're nothing but a pale imitation.

Spamton comes in pipis blazing because how dare he? The pipis helps Tenna realize it's Spamton, but it's hard asking what the hell happened while being actively bombed and repeatedly bitten.

Scrap has to pull Spamton off while repeatedly apologizing. "Don't worry, the lightner's made sure Dad had all his shots."

Tenna starts freaking out at "Dad". In his mind he's probably weaving a tale of Spamton finding out he's pregnant, going to have the child in secret, and doing everything he can to hide them from the paparazzi and enemies that might hurt them. Just like one of Toriel's dramas!

The whole thing is completely forgotten when he realizes he insulted the child he just met, what an awful first impression!

While Tenna is distracted Toriel is retrieved and the dark fountain closed. Both CRTs fully intact.

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I just randomly want an AU of Tenna seeing Ralsei as his kid because he looks so much like Asriel and, after a bunch of shenanigans and emotional outbursts, coming to love Ralsei just for who he is.

Ralsei deserves some of the pressure off his back and Tenna has so much love to give.

After Tenna and Spamton reconcile I want Spamton teaching Ralsei how to crime. He's baby, he deserves it. Give Ralsei dirt to throw in the enemies eyes.

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Brand new you au

AU Where Spamton actually likes the aftermath of losing the benefactor.

The puppet body means he doesn't look like an addison anymore. No more seeing himself as not living up to the standard. Something uniquely Spamton. He can't help but think the others would be happy to be more separated from him as well.

No more persona to keep people's favor and attention, he can just be himself. He's tried so hard and for so long to be someone he's not that he doesn't know who that is anymore, but he can learn! Make his own decisions and mistakes and grow from it!

Now that Spamton has lost everything no one will want anything from him. He doesn't have anything for someone to gain or use, no money, no assets, …no secret. So if anyone shows any interest it will be for him and him alone. He'll get to know how people really feel about him.

Maybe it'll be like a fairytale. Someone growing to like him, the real him. A partner, family, even just a friend. He just has to wait for the right person.

Since he's happy with himself he doesn't need Neo, maybe doesn't even know know about it, so his relationship with Swatch doesn't sour. Swatch letting Spamton do odd jobs for food and a bit of money. It helps keep Spamton sane to have people to talk to, a routine, and to be useful.

Maybe when it's time to fight queen Swatch sees her fighting the lightners as going to far. He can't interfere, but he knows someone and something that could if Swatch makes some quick adjustments.

He tells Spamton's about Neo and that it could be a major risk. Spamton trusts Swatch, he knows what he's doing.

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Out of hand au

When Spamton tried to sign Tenna's contract, the benefactor gives a final warning to both of them by doing something to Spamton's hand. Be it cut off by a string, randomly catching fire, or all the bones it it breaking at once. I'm kind of leaning toward fire for the foam parallel. Either way, it'll be gone at worst, unusable at best.

Tenna can't understand what happened. Is this what Spamton meant by something bad happening if he signed? He didn't even sign it yet! Oh god, he didn't even sign it yet. Would something worse happen if he tried again? This was all his fault.

Since it was Spamton's dominant hand that was messed up he now has to use the other to write. His hand writing used to be flawless, almost like it was printed. Now it looks like a child's scribbles. Yet another thing to be insecure about.

Tenna helps Spamton improve, but it's never the same. Spamton is never the same either.

A look of defeat that that never fully leaves his eyes. His personality more subdued. Tenna trying his best to hold Spamton together as he falls apart.

For a second, Spamton actually thought they might be able to over come this together, Tenna was a boss monster after all. A childish dream that could get them both killed.

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Does Spamton's nose move like that because of the puppet thing or did he, like, break/dislocate it kissing Tenna?

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My sibling: imagine if Spamton had ant like strength for his ant like size.

Me: He would be an absolute menace. He could throw dumpsters at people as a last resort. Break through the walls of the castle. They never knew where he's be coming from.

Sibling: Special deal, 20% off your building!

Me: Big shot Spamton holding his own arm wrestling Tenna. Wins the first contest because Tenna underestimated Spamton and was surprised. Literally drags a workaholic Tenna to bed.

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Stuffed full of love au

Spamton finds a Tenna plush in the trash. Desperate and on the edge of madness he sees it as the real Tenna. Tenna said they would get through this together, so of course he's there when Spamton needs him most! Tenna would never just abandon him like that.

Neo has attacks that mimic Tenna's because, of course, Tenna is helping him fight. Tenna is protecting him.

Another way to defeat neo could be destroying the plush. He becomes so distraught he looses the will to fight. Bonus points if it was by Susie's "blade" and Spamton thinks the prophecy came true and it's all his fault. Spamton using healing spell after healing spell, but nothing is working! Please don't leave him, he's sorry.

Kris says they could fix him, but no more fighting. Spamton eagerly agrees. Even offers to help them after Tenna is fixed as thanks. The plush must be in the inventory of whoever has him equipped. They're packaged deal.

When they go to TV world and Spamton sees the real Tenna things start to fall apart as Spamton is forced to see reality. Spamton goes full swing into denial. That's a fraud that took over when Tenna left, obviously. Tenna was there for him, he promised.

Tenna tries to talk to Spamton when he learns what happened, but Spamton thinks he's after the plush. Clinging to it while screeching they can't take his husband from him. Tenna is devastated. This is the man he blamed everything on? That he thought didn't care and abandoned him while Spamton has been clinging to any scrap of Tenna he could find.

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@quackerzzz

I didn't really have anything more for it, but I thought some stuff up real quick since you wanted more. ^ ^

Spamton wants nothing more than to protect and save Tenna. So when equiped he adds defense.

Spamton already knew healing, but it was weak so he grew it over time. He started with paper cuts before moving on to moving on to scuffs, then dents. Tenna doesn't even notice.

When the knight attacks, Tenna's arms are still somewhat attached and Spamton keeps Tenna from going critical.

Susie is the one that brings up whoever is in the glasses being a big help. Tenna is doesn't know what she means so Susie explains Jevil being her armor.

Tenna couldn't think of who could be in the glasses except… oh, Spammy. How could he have ever thought his partner would abandon him?

Seam and helps get Spamton out. He's still tied to them, so they can't be damaged without hurting him, but he can actually talk to and hold Tenna again.

And Tenna is actually there to hold. Spamton saved him, he really did it. If this is what it took maybe it was worth it.

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Random AU Compilation

A. Sweeney Todd AU. Not much to it, just thought it would be fun to let Tenna and Battat be the main ones featured in an AU. Spamton being the husband that poisoned himself. They even have a daughter already! Though would probably need a full fan child design.

B. AU where Spamton never left. He was trapped in the deal makers by his benefactor. Tenna carries them around because they were Spamton's favorite, so he has to come back for them eventually, right? He loved these things!

…Then again, Tenna also thought Spamton loved him.

Spamton is forced to watch Tenna breaking down thinking he abandoned the TV. The limited time they could be together ticking away.

C. Nightmare before Christmas AU with Tenna being the king of Halloween Town. He lost his joy for the season when his husband left. Especially since now there's so many people flirting with him trying to fill the spot. It disgusts him.

Spamton's benefactor is also here. Having taken Spamton to make Neo. The giant robot a mix and match of different parts and prone to falling apart. Luckily, he seems to know how to put himself back together. Neo doesn't remember being Spamton but fell in love with Tenna all over again the "first" time he saw him.

Neo tries to talk Tenna out of trying to replace Santa but, like with the contract, Tenna doesn't listen. It getting to the point Tenna accuses Neo of just trying to replace Spamton. As if Neo didn't already know he can't compared.

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I have a back log of like, four different Spamtenna AU ideas and they just keep getting sadder.

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I like to think Spamton's hair was soft and puffy as a big shit. The fluff making him look a bit taller and friendlier. Great for his ego and getting suckers to trust him easier.

After the fall his hair is weighed down by all the gunk on it. The hair now pressed irritatingly against his scalp and feeling more… stringy.

Spamton tried to cut it off and even rip it out in handfuls, but it keeps growing back.

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Random AU idea. Spamton was always a puppet.

Spamton, being spam mail, was purposely designed to look like a knock off addison. It was just Spamton's benefactor that helped him look like a "real" addison.

Instead of the addisons getting jealous over Spamton's success, they argue with Spamton over their concerned. He looks completely different! Who knows what might have been changed on the inside. This can't be healthy for him!

When freaks out over the "rat" it's Tenna seeing the real Spamton for the first time.

Spamton can't believe he actually believed Tenna when he said he'd love Spamton no matter what he looked like.

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Staying together but falling apart au

AU where Spamton thinks he's the reason Tenna is prophesied to die. Obviously, his benefactor is powerful, who says they don't have the power to change or add to the prophecy?

After Spamton signs the contract he's told of Tenna's part in the prophecy. Why would they tell him now unless it's his punishment for breaking the rules?

Tenna's going to die and it's all his fault.

The added stress, guilt, and piece of knowledge he shouldn't know is was snaps something in Spamton's mind.

He smashes the phone. Tenna comes running at the noise and freezes. How does he react to Spamton destroying his most prized possession?

Something shines in Spamton's eyes that Tenna can't quite identify as he holds Tenna's face with an impossibly wide smile. Hysterically promising everything is going to be alright, that he won't let anything happen to Tenna, he'll fix this.

Tenna's only conclusion is the person on the phone threatened Tenna. If Spamton were more coherent Tenna would probably be ecstatic Spamton chose him over the phone when it counted.

Tenna can understand why Spamton is so out of it. Someone he relied on betrayed and abandoned him. Tenna doesn't even want to think his he'd be if Spamton did that to him.

Tenna heard a crack. Did Spamton step on a piece of broken phone?

Then Tenna looks at Spamton's face, really looks at it. Lines splitting down his jaw, lips peeling back, skin hardening into some kind of… plastic? Ceramic? Bone?

Oh god. Spamton's eyes are melting out of their sockets and Spamton doesn't even seem to notice. Tenna calls for help as he holds Spamton close. As if he can hold him together.

Spamton takes it as Tenna being scared of the prophecy and keeps trying to comfort him as his voice starts glitching and shrieking.

Spamton doesn't panic until they try to take him from Tenna. Tenna comes with and keeps talking to calm him.

Tenna doesn't understand how no one knows what's wrong or how to help Spamton. Apparently the transformation did hurt, but he's not registering it. Tenna doesn't know if he should be grateful Spamton's not in pain or mourn his kids of reality.

Spamton's now little more than a echo of himself and Tenna can only blame himself. It can't be a coincidence this happened after Spamton signed, not with how hesitant Spamton had been about it.

All Tenna can do is try to make up for it by being there for Spamton now.

Spamton is still capable, which isn't great because he's not able to, or refuses to, think through his words and actions. Liked he's completely lost his filter. …Or maybe a different one was added?

He's calmed down since it first happened, now only needing a radio to keep in contact with Tenna instead of constantly clinging to him. He loves Spamton but he still has a show to run. …And it's harder to ignore a problem as it constantly stares you, lovingly, in the face

The moments of lucidity are the worst. The short glimpses of the man Spamton was. He always looks so tired. Trying to reassure Tenna it was his own choice, he just didn't understand the consequences.

It would be easier if Spamton hated him.

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AU where Spamton asks for a little help when things start to become stagnant in TV world and the benefactor sends in Jevil.

Tenna is hesitant at first. Jevil is… quite the character. He does seem to entertain the family though, so Tenna guesses it isn't so bad.

He doesn't like how close Jevil seems to be with Spamton. Sure Spamton always looks annoyed, but he never actually tries to get rid of the guy. Not to mention, how casually Jevil leans against Spamton, effortlessly putting an arm around his shoulder, and even pulling the man into hugs that Spamton only mildly grumbles about.

It doesn't take long for Tenna to realize who their "mutual friend" is. He gets upset that a clown gets to know and he doesn't. He a lord of an entire dark world!

Tenna still asks Jevil. Jevil talks but it sounds more like ravings Tenna can't begin to understand. Jevil looks almost afraid behind that smile.

Tenna's able to piece together that what Jevil learned changed him, not for the better. Tenna thinks it's that they "not real". Tenna's known since he could see his family through the screen. He guesses he can handle it because he's a boss monster?

Could the same thing happen to Spamton? It was one of the secrets he planned on giving Spamton in return when he signed.

He's starting to think the contract might not be that great of an idea after all.

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Hear me out. Tenna's favorite holiday is Halloween.

The time of year Kris and Asriel would sneak down late at night and spend hours binge watching scary movies on Tenna. The giant movie monsters were always their favorites.

Not to mention the candy. I will die on the Tenna loves sweet things hill.

Tenna finding out he likes sweets because of pieces of Halloween candy that got lost under the TV after the kids spilled their Halloween candy on the floor to sort through it. No one has the heart to tell him the candy was misplaced, not a gift from the kids.

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AU where after sitting and talking things over more with Spamton Tenna thinks he's not really Spamton anymore.

Spamton being too open with his emotions compared to how closed off he was, uncaring of his own appearance except the hair, and the way he can just relax around Tenna without being constantly stressed and jittery about the phone.

Spamton did admit things were a little scrambled in his head. He's probably confused and believes his own act to get Tenna to let his guard down was real, that he actually cared.

Would it really be that bad to reinforce that belief?

Meanwhile, Spamton can't believe he's actually able to just be himself around Tenna, even if he's not the man Tenna remembers. Tenna being so fond and affectionate is probably Tenna thinking things can go back to how they were, but they can't.

Tenna will be crushed when he realizes. He'll never want to talk to Spamton again.

Spamton will admit he's a selfish person by nature. It'll probably hurt more in the end, but If playing along and pretending he has everything together will let him have even a few more minutes together it'll be worth it. Hopefully.

Their first kiss after reuniting is full of desperation and lies.

Tenna gets Spamton a suit like his big shot days to help Spamton feel more like "himself".

Spamton doesn't know the man in the mirror.

Spamton even tries holding back the glitches. It building up along with the rampaging emotions until Tenna has a heart attack as a glitching mess of distorted, incoherent screaming starts climbing and accusing him of it all being lies.

At first Tenna thinks it's the old Spamton breaking through. The thought is thrown away when Spamton collapses.

They end up having a long talk when Spamton wakes. Both coming clean and discussing what the future could bring.