Blue Food

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[kira-yvkimura]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”

2: “Black.”

[cheesekneesandbees]

I swear to god this is the purest thing

[abcdefg2789-deactivated20201122]

if you regret any of the sexual experiences you’ve had i’m here for you. if you didn’t say no but you didn’t say yes i’m here for you. if you wanted to stop but you didn’t know how to say it i’m here for you. if it was consensual and then it wasn’t i’m here for you. if it was uncomfortable or if it hurt or if it wasn’t what you wanted i’m here for you. if you spent the whole time waiting for it to be over i’m here for you. if you are scared or afraid of being intimate with someone i am here for you. if you feel anxiety and shame towards sex when the rest of society seems to be absolutely obsessed with it i’m here for you. there is nothing wrong with you and everything you are feeling is valid. i’m here for you.

[in-my-blood-my-holy-wine]

this 1,000%

[mrbarnes]

“And it’s a human need to be told stories. The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible.” 

Goodbye and thank you Alan Rickman (21.02.46 - 14.01.16)

[gaynfl-moved]

this is my favorite vine

[idspacealien]

GRYFINPUFF

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[insidehishead]

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

[dynastylnoire]

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

[comebackxkidx-deactivated201608]

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

[spazztastikim]

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

[colamania]

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

[transdimensionalboundaries]

WALNUT.

[mirahonthewall]

YES.

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

Walnut.. I screamed out loud

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[samhainseptictank-deactivated20]

I want both

[ruinedchildhood]

[mugglesofficial]

muslim women shouldnt have to conform to western feminist ideals in order to be accepted into feminist circles. i shouldnt have to let you know that i am a muslim BUT i date against my parents will or i’m not actually that religious or i grew up in Whitesville, Alabama for you to feel good about befriending me in spite of ur subconscious beliefs that Muslim women are inherently oppressed and the only way to liberate ourselves is to become more like you. i dont need to justify my beliefs !!!!! i am a feminist BECAUSE i am a muslim woman. not despite it. 

[snlgifs]

TIME magazine this week named Angela Merkel as its 2015 Person of the Year.

[exobtsvines]

Basically

[agustlab]

@turtlegramps @sooyoungfanclub

[percyisblue-blog]

the signs as dad jokes

Aries: how to defeat your enemies; you cut off their feet

Taurus: I wandered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me

Gemini: need an arc to save two of every animal? I Noah guy

Leo: my friends bakery burned down last night now his business is toast

Virgo: I'm always on time with my jokes, I guess you could say I'm always pun-ctual

Libra: a bicycle can't stand on its feet because it's two tired

Scorpio: are cats empathetic because they're feel-lines?

Cancer: did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now

Aquarius: I wasn't planning on getting a brain transplant but then I changed my mind

Sagittarius: don't trust stairs they're always up to something

Capricorn: there was once I cross eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils

Pisces: I saw a beaver movie last night and it was the best dam movie I ever saw!

[mikasil]

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

[sereismmo]

"Pede pra minha mãe?" "Pede vc eu tenho vergonha" "Mas se eu pedir ela vai brigar, se vc pedir ela deixa" QUEM NUNCA? KKK

[memes-sugadores-de-mentes]

[springfalling-deactivated202011]

peguem o judeu agora

[sixpenceee]

I hope you find love in 2016. 

[barbedwirebutterfly-deactivated]

I hope you find financial stability, as well, in 2016

[fvlani]

Also, I hope you get astonishing dick in 2016.

[thehyphenn]

I hope you find peace in 2016.

[kiyahamour-deactivated20181104]

I hope you find happiness within yourself in 2016.

[saidasplanet]

I hope you find those bobby-pins in 2016

[ozyxw]

i hope you get closure in 2016

[crist-al]

I hope you get those good grades you deserve in 2016

[jeduh]

I hope you find yourself 2016

[vogucci]

I hope you live the life you deserve in 2016

[beautofblack-blog]

I hope you stop taking shit from people in 2016

[rhiavictoria]

I hope you make amazing memories in 2016

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[moonsugarspice]

So many notes, you are outnumbered CREEPS

[faunaxgrey]

Unfortunately, these notes don’t even begin to outnumber them :/

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

JESUS FUCK I LOST 80+ IN LESS THAN A MINUTE AFTER I REBLOGGED THIS

[writingaboutmyrapists]

Unfollow now

[scarybabe]

just to reiterate, unfollow me if you think pedophilia is a kink. just gtfo my blog.

[nokiabae]

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet