King of the Sea

Percy Jackson

[fuckyeahsciencepickuplines]

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you're sublime.

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[bossoftime-archive-blog]

@bionewt

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[percysassjackson-blog]

My kinda nerds.

[rjmaccready2287-blog]

Well hey, I’m free tonight.

First come, first serve.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Gross, dude.

[rjmaccready2287-blog]

What’s that? You want another shower?

[percysassjackson-blog]

[rjmaccready2287-blog]

Well hey, I’m free tonight.

First come, first serve.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Gross, dude.

[stark-raving-howard-blog]

If anyone needs a little extra security for their dorm room come see me.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Do you sell door sharks?

[stark-raving-howard-blog]

Not sharks but I’ve got a few things you can take a look at.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Yessir, show me.

[stark-raving-howard-blog]

If anyone needs a little extra security for their dorm room come see me.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Do you sell door sharks?

[percysassjackson-blog]

@annabeth-chases-blog I have to tell you something…

[annabeth-chases-blog]

Okay. So tell me.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Seb broke into my room and left the door open. Someone took Daedalus and sent me a ransom note. I’m really sorry, I’m trying to get him back, but they didn’t show up for the money exchange like they said they would.

[annabeth-chases-blog]

I can’t believe this. Why would someone take a stuffed animal? And don’t give anyone any money.

[percysassjackson-blog]

I wasn’t going to let them keep the $500 but I’d have willingly let them look at it for a while to get your owl back.

[annabeth-chases-blog]

$500? Why would they possibly think it was worth that much to you?

[percysassjackson-blog]

Well, they must have known this would KILL me, which it's doing. You trusted me to keep it safe and I failed.

[percysassjackson-blog]

@annabeth-chases-blog I have to tell you something…

[annabeth-chases-blog]

Okay. So tell me.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Seb broke into my room and left the door open. Someone took Daedalus and sent me a ransom note. I’m really sorry, I’m trying to get him back, but they didn’t show up for the money exchange like they said they would.

[annabeth-chases-blog]

I can’t believe this. Why would someone take a stuffed animal? And don’t give anyone any money.

[percysassjackson-blog]

I wasn't going to let them keep the $500 but I'd have willingly let them look at it for a while to get your owl back.

[percysassjackson-blog]

@annabeth-chases-blog I have to tell you something…

[annabeth-chases-blog]

Okay. So tell me.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Seb broke into my room and left the door open. Someone took Daedalus and sent me a ransom note. I'm really sorry, I'm trying to get him back, but they didn't show up for the money exchange like they said they would.

[percysassjackson-blog]

@annabeth-chases-blog I have to tell you something...

[seblovestigers-blog]

It was fine when it was just you and me. You start bringing others into this stupid game and we're going to have real problems.

What game? You wanna play games? Sexy games? 

[percysassjackson-blog]

Nobody else would break into my room. I know it was you.

[seblovestigers-blog]

Alright I broke in but I didn’t take anything. I did leave the door open though.

[percysassjackson-blog]

Any chance we had of actually being friends is G O N E, just so you understand. Stay away from me.

[seblovestigers-blog]

It was fine when it was just you and me. You start bringing others into this stupid game and we're going to have real problems.

What game? You wanna play games? Sexy games? 

[percysassjackson-blog]

Nobody else would break into my room. I know it was you.

[percysassjackson-blog]

[Yeah I'm not coming theres no way you have $500.]

Reply: How do you think I pay for college, dickweed? You think I have a scholarship?(Percy retrieves his check from the textbook and slinks off, shaking with anger.)

[percysassjackson-blog]

[No one comes]

(Percy waits most of the afternoon.)

[percysassjackson-blog]

[Ransom note: $500 for penguin owl thing. Leave in textbook at library. Give call #.]

(Percy leaves a check in a book, posts the number, and waits in the shadows in unremarkable clothes and a hat.)

[percysassjackson-blog]

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no no no no.

[percysassjackson-blog]

[The penguin has been stolen. Unless you already have plans for it. ]

(Jesus Christ you are brutal. Nothing can HAPPEN to the owl tho.)#ooc

[percysassjackson-blog]

Just wanted to prove to @annabeth-chases-blog and @itslucefuckingworth that it's all good over here at the Jackson house.