"why not just adopt?" because as much as I dont want it to feel like this, i would feel like Im babysitting someone else's kid rather than taking care of my own and thats not what the kid deserves :(
No one's really done an NSFW alphabet for Max yet but I think he'd be really into manhandling and squirting as kinks. He's very tall and strong so he would be able to maneuver you how he wants, or take you how he wants, whether that's rough or soft or in between. And squirting would be purely for his ego, you do it once and then he's set on doing it all the time after that because he's an egotistical mf.
I also get the sense that he would hate condoms and make you get on birth control.
──── Max Hastings┆nsfw alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Either very affectionate or very nonchalant aka 'I don't give a fuck take care of yourself if you must'. It's really dependent on what point of relationship you're in. If he feels like you want to leave him he'll be more affectionate and when he finally gets your trust back, he'd act like an asshole again.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On you, probably tits and ass. He likes to see how they bounce when he fucks you or how your ass jiggle when he smacks it. On him? Probably his abs and arms, I feel like he's really cocky and proud when it comes to how he's build so yeah.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He's like... no condom/refusing to pull out/pokes holes in your condom. I feel like he's internally wants to baby trap you to make you forever his in some way but he thinks like it's also his right as your boyfriend to cum inside you. So if you wouldn't want to get pregnant you'd have to take care of it yourself. (I feel like he'd give you money for a pill if you'd ask him cuz he wants to make you feel like you're financially dependent on him too)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Probably keeps a photo of you in his nightstand like he did with Andie for 'inspiration'. He wouldn't tell that to anyone but he also wouldn't hide what he does with it if you'd find it. Also he probably recorded you getting at it without your knowledge/consent. He'd also say it's just when he wants to jerk off but wouldn't stop himself to use it as blackmail.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Oh he'd extra experienced. He had sex many times before with many girls and also wouldn't stop himself from cheating on you so he knows exactly how to have sex and how he can make you feel the best.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary with his hand on your throat cuz he likes to watch your face scrunch and everything while he fucks you probably would hit you with 'look at me when you cum on my cock' or something like that. Also doggy style, simply because how loves how he makes you scream into pillow and how your ass jiggle against his hips. Also bone prone cuz he envelops you whole or with your legs on his shoulder cuz he can go deeper. Doesn't really have a favorite - every one is good.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
I think he's pretty serious, he's focused on getting himself off while making you go crazy. I feel like he'd throw some teasing or dirty talk in between though.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I think he's pretty groomed. I like to think of Max as some kind of clean freak so he'd probably keep it neat maybe with a bit hair right by the hilt. No happy trail (sadly) or anything like that.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's not the most romantic when he doesn't have to. He is when he feels like you're pulling away and he need to make himself look better in your eyes so he'd be more romantic - lingering kisses and soft touches but if not then he'd more focused on the reaching the peak than the romantical aspect of the act.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Whenever he wants. He could do it from the mere boredom when he can't fall asleep in the evening. He jerks off to your photos/videos and doesn't mind doing it. Enjoy self pleasuring but still prefer to simply have you. Would complain about having to take care of himself when you're on your period/away but doesn't actually mind it.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Chocking - I'm sure of it. He likes power, he likes control, he likes having the upper hand so with his hand around your throat he feels the best. Light bondage - like tying your hands with his belt or he'd even but those fuzzy handcuffs. He likes when you're on his mercy and cant really do anything. Squirting too ofc - it strokes his ego that he's able to push you that far that you'd squirt for him.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom or his car. But to him it doesn't really matter, he can get off anywhere. But I feel like he would prefer places when you're more comfortable in cuz that would mean you're more willing and it's more likely he'll get lucky.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He doesn't really needs motivation. Anything and even a slight try to initiate things can get hm going. But he likes to see you in like super short pants. Likes to see your ass and you would probably be able to feel his gaze linger when you walk around in them.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He can take a lot but wouldn't like you taking full control or degrade him in any way. He likes dirty talk but if what you're doing or saying is even slightly degrading then he simply stops.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He likes to receive more than he likes to give. Love to make your gag on it or just to watch you with mouthful of his cock. Is not opposite to giving but would do it on special occasions or if you really really begged him.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Starts slow but hard, he's not slapping against your hips but his thrusts are firm even in the beginning. then he speeds up and straight ass pound into you. I feel like he'd stop right before you could come, stil and let the feeling fade just to start again.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
A big fan and doesn't mind it at all. Sometimes even prefers it since he can just tug his pants down and have you instead of having to have foreplay and build up the atmosphere.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He does, as long as it's nothing that would he'd find offensive/degrading. Would try to manipulating you into something even if you wouldn't want to/hesitate to do something.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He lasts pretty long - like three-four quickies and two-three longer sessions. It depends on what he's in mood in. If he just want to get off or satisfy himself then he'd go for a quickie and just get to the point like maybe 6/8 minutes. When he wants to drive you mad he'd deliberately stop when you both are about to come, wait and then start over so it can drag long.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
A gag or a handcuffs. No dildos or vibrators as long as it's not something from your collection, he personally wouldn't own them cuz he thinks that after all his dick does the job the best. And he'd not use any on himself, would think about cuffing himself but that would mean he's own your mercy and that's not something he'd want.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh he's so unfair. He loves to tease you - either with words or with doing things. He'd probably finger you for so long just to see you needy and begging. Or stop right before you could come. He loves to tease you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Groaning, not every thrust but pretty often. It's not loud though. Moans when he cums and it's a slightly louder moan of relief but he'd performative about it too sometimes.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Is into filming/photographing you. If he'd not get a nude from you or have you agree to film when he fucks you he'd simply hide the camera so he can get a clip.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
I’d say like 6 or 7 inches (15,5 or 17 cm) (don’t you fucking dare comment 67). Thick enough to stretch but not hurt. I think he's also long with a dirty pink tip that turns darker the more he drags it out. He leaks sometimes, not a lot but enough to leave spots on his boxers if he doesn't take them off in time.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
More often the better. This man is always willing and ready. Anytime you ask him is fine by him. So I'd say probably like four times a week with multiple rounds.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Pretty quickly but not without you by his side. He'd take care of you or wait for you to finish cleaning yourself up before having you lay down against him so you can go to sleep together.
thank you for the ask and for reading! He's awful but dammit he's so fine... I don’t consent to copying my work or translating it, don't upload it to any other platforms, don’t turn it into AI bots.
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