aurora

matching with @ella-ashmore || Committed To The Lord And The Bit || she/her || also moonmoonthecrabking on ao3 (dawningfairytale -> moonmoonthecrabking)

[quicksilvertongue]

love queer christians so much y'all really are the Fruits Of The Spirit

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i don’t think taylor swift is stupid, necessarily, but i think her easter eggs are a lot more blatant than most swifties give her credit for. they’re supposed to be extremely noticeable, that’s how you get people talking. all this to say i don’t think she’s referring to queer deep cuts bc i simply think she doesn’t care enough. even if she were queer, i wouldn’t believe she were making those references, but i ultimately don’t think she knew the bi pride colours or the date of lesbian visibility in 2019

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[bird-likes-to-fandom]

Rip liv Rooney bisexuality and polyamory would have done wonders for you

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i could really go for some tiramisu rn

[tboybobreynolds]

wait hiiiiiiii i have a drawing prompt. if you don’t mind please. max x ruth. and maybe max has superpowers or is going ghost as a treat?? achilles they are soooooooo freak4freak to me they match each others freak but do not have the same freak

theyre actually so special to me thank you for requesting this rory . i love them So much they deserve to be beautiful little freaks forever

[moonmoonthecrabking]

jude it’s literally pride month

[moonmoonthecrabking]

this fucking man. and during my pride month?

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i’m not white girl wasted. but i am buzzed. and willing to be a bitch. bc you have to fuck up straight tenors

[moonmoonthecrabking]

this fucking man. and during my pride month?

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

and that's free time stuff not like. tuesday stuff I Fear

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i love being right

[galileosballs]

I'm in favour of people getting weird with pronouns, but nobody gets grammatically weird enough with pronouns. You can mess around with the declensions if you want. Yeah, my pronouns are 'she/she'. That's right, I don't have an accusative form. I refuse to be an object, direct or otherwise.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

cover of chuck tingle’s upcoming novella

[saint-ambrosef]

what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

[saint-ambrosef]

i see we are all angry about this