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Jackdaw's sin corner. 18+ blog, tma, it/They/she please!

[vampirismm]

Allow us to take a moment to appreciate Spotted Hyenas (Crocuta Crocuta).

Thank you for your time.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[elizabethsinclair]

phone addiction is absurd bc it’s like ah yes perhaps one more visit to the rectangle of no enrichment or fulfillment will finally enrich and fulfill me

[filmnoirsbian]

as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis

Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?

[karvina]

[evilqueerwizardassociation]

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

[goofusae]

New post from Bruva Alfabusa on youtube, lotsa updates.

But this has the most excited. Matilda/Hunts lore!!!!!!!!! And it's soon!!!!!

[dissociache]

glad he didn't overreact

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[goofusae]

New post from Bruva Alfabusa on youtube, lotsa updates.

But this has the most excited. Matilda/Hunts lore!!!!!!!!! And it's soon!!!!!

[n0vascotia]

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[aleshakills]

What I've learned from making this post (THAT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE THAT SERIOUS) is that there are a lot of 30+ year olds out there who are still not over having a bad time in high school. And that's not a bad thing. I'm a 30+ year old who's not totally over the bad time I had in high school.

But like, you gotta expand your world, dog. You gotta create new memories and broaden your horizons and understand just how small that part of your life was. You do not need to define your entire life by who you were when you were 17.

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[beezii]

the waffle lady was really nice to me today

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet