The Voice Of Night Vale

((Independent Cecil Palmer blog! Main verse is an AU where Carlos didn't survive the first day at Night Vale! UnU ))

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Guess who’s back. Back again.

[jayietheriverwarrior]

Episode 50

That episode felt… peaceful, somehow. Even with the stuff about the bunnies and stuff being destroyed, I just felt all content and peaceful. It felt like it was a return to old style Night Vale. Not that there’s anything wrong with the Strex arc, I bloody loved it, but this felt like a nice break from that.

Did anyone else feel that way?

[earl-harlan]

"Heyya Early Bird~ it's so good to be free again. "

Oh boy, it sure is!

No more work, no more sunshine, no more smiles! Ughh

[perfection-never-was]

"It’s so nice. Would you like to maybe head with me out to dinner to celebrate~?"

[earl-harlan]

"It’s a date! Where should I meet you?"

[perfection-never-was]

"Mm, how about you pick? I'm up for anything. "

[perfection-never-was]

EXCITED HOWLING EARL IS HOME

[perfection-never-was]

Uncle Cecil my school is having a day where we can go to work with a relative. Can I go with you to the radio station? I can be super awesome intern Janice.

W-well yes of course! We'll need to buy you all the nessecary safety equipment, but I would absolutely love to have you here!

[perfection-never-was]

"Mmmm, looks like the cane is useless today. Aside from smacking Kevin at least. Where's that chair Earl gave me...?"

[iremade333-deactivated20150328]

give me the name of a character and ill say whether or not id punch them in the face

[itsnotkev-deactivated20141231]

"Kevin were changing your name to trash boat. "

“Oh. And why is that?”

[perfection-never-was]

"She isn’t different now. She knows damn well what she wants, Kevin, and guess what? Ramps and elevators are more energy efficient for even able bodied people like you, trash bag. And to think, I pitied you at first."

Cecil gripped the cane in his hand an spat at Kevin. “She’s already perfect, In her eyes, in her parents eyes, and in mine. She being born unable to walk doesn’t make someone broken, or in need of ‘fixing’.”

"Would you want to ‘fix’ me for being gay? No, because that’s a fucking trash idea, it’s part of me and I don’t want it deprecated. We talked to Janice about this too. She told her parent-being that Steve married that she’s happy how she is, because she gets a different perspective. And if you can’t appreciate that Kevin, you are more of a monster than I thought."

[its-janice-carlsberg-world]

Go uncle Cecil! If anyone needs to be fixed it’s you Kevin for your ignorance that there’s something wrong with us!

[itsnotkev-deactivated20141231]

“It doesn’t matter if she is perfect in her own eyes or yours, Cecil.”

"If your legs aren’t working, then that will only cause delays in your work hours and productivity. You can’t be behind in your work and studies, Janice. 

You need to be quick on your feet and on time all the time. And if you have to rely on other people, then you are taking away from their time as well. And that. Is. Bad.

Don’t be a bother to other people. Let them get their work done..

—It would benefit everyone if you just let us help you…”

[its-janice-carlsberg-world]

I don’t know what you’re talking about. From the time I wake up until I go to sleep I do everything for myself. I don’t need help. I was taught how to be independent just like people who have full use of their legs.

I’m the fastest in my class, I get all my work done, do my chores at home and I have the most badges out of my entire Girl Scout troop. You can’t fix what isn’t broken and we are not broken!

I don’t need your pity and I honestly don’t want your help! Like I said before, you’re the one who needs to be fixed…close minded people are the biggest threat of all.

[perfection-never-was]

"Exactly right, Janice! And even if you weren't independent, that wouldn't matter! You don't need fixing because you are not broken!"

[perfection-never-was]

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[perfection-never-was]

Pettition to change Kevin’s name to trash boat.

[cordure]

Why?

[perfection-never-was]

Because Kevins ableist trash let’s go time for trash boat. You know I used to call steve trash boat.

[cordure]

Ah. I thought it would...

[perfection-never-was]

It feels like you want to defend Kevin a bit too much. Yes, they dehumanize their workers, which is a separate problem all together, but wanting to "fix" someone who isn't able-bodied is classic ableism. He could be brainwashed by strex to think this way, or he could be literal trash. Who knows.

[gelatinousfeline]

"Kevin change your name to trash boat."

"But… I like my name. Kevin is a name that makes people smile. I don’t think that ‘trash boat’ would make very many people smile. And that would make me feel sad."

[perfection-never-was]

"Wow, agesm too? You really are a trash boat. Janice is happy with herself. Her step-father Steve is happy with her. My sibling-being and Janice’s other parent is happy with her. I’m happy with her. But the fact that she’s happy with herself is the most important thing. She’s not ‘broken’ you outdated meme, she’s perfectly imperfect just how she is."

Cecil grinned a bit. “In fact, she has earned several patches in girl scouts for being wonderfully skilled in many ways, and more than a few of them involved her doing things she can do -because- of her wheelchair. Like her ‘survive extreme sports day’ patch, which later was upgraded to ‘excel in extreme sports day’.”

[gelatinousfeline]

"In Desert Bluffs, we strive for perfect perfection. Don’t you worry how she will be treated later on in life with her disability?”

Kevin sighed, shaking his head.

"Besides, how can she reach her full productive potential if she takes up other peoples’ time while they make accommodations for her? Money spent on building ramps and extra elevators and more accessible buildings could be put toward more worthwhile expenses, if only she would allow herself to be fixed.”

[perfection-never-was]

"Let me tell you something right now you shitbucket. Janice isn’t taking up anyone’s time. She is wonderful and you have no right to say what should an shouldn’t be done for her. And guess what? You are not perfect. You’re ableist, a flaw. You’re blood-soaked, enabling the spread of diseases, a flaw. You’ve made fun of other’s spiritual beliefs, a flaw."

Cecil growled as he gripped the cane he was using to support himself. “You are worthless fucking trash, not because of your potential or anything about your body or functionality. You’re trash because you are literally the WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF KNOWING. By the way. Unlikeability, is a flaw too.”

[gelatinousfeline]

Kevin just stared, eyes wide in shock. “….Well, I… We definitely have a… difference in opinion…”

[perfection-never-was]

"It's a fact, Kevin. At this point I'm not sure if you can be redeemed. You are flawed, but you won't accept that fact. You're an ableist piece of shit, and I never want to talk to you again. Night Vale doesn't want ableists in our town. Leave. "

[mayahan]

Cloud, an interactive light shaped like a cumulus cloud that simulates a thunderstorm both in light and sound based on external input from either a remote control or motion sensors.

Designed by Richard Clarkson

[erwaseensviews]

Cloud!

[dongshouter]

all hail the glo cloud 

[theimperfectscientist]

All hail the glow cloud

[perfection-never-was]

A L L H A I L T H E G L O W C L O U D

[rppromptsandasks]

Send me "Kid:" followed by a question and my muse will answer it as his/her ten year old self.

[wallflowerwaitlist]

IMAGINE THOUGH

CECIL AND CARLOS CALLING EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME

CARLOS TRYING TO BE UPBEAT AND POSITIVE AND SAYING “YEAH I’M ABLE TO DO A LOT OF SCIENCE OUT HERE THERE’S LOTS OF SAND FOR THE SCIENCE” WHILE CECIL CRIES QUIETLY ON THE OTHER END

CECIL GOING BACK TO AN EMPTY HOUSE

CECIL HOLDING THE ONE WORKING WATCH IN NIGHT VALE AND THE ONE YEAR TROPHY

CECIL AND CARLOS

[perfection-never-was]

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO MENTION THE TROPHy GO TO JAIL

[internmarce]

perfection-never-was replied to your post:Sometimes I just bump into the ceiling like a…

That happens sometimes.

No but like even when gravity’s working.

I float a lot and sometimes I forget I’m floating until I hit the ceiling.

[perfection-never-was]

You have been chosen. Good luck.

[internmarce]

Did I ever tell you about the time before I could control my weird ghost powers and I sneezed so hard I startled myself and phased through the floor?

[perfection-never-was]

Oh my gods that's hilarious no you didn't tell me

[internmarce]

perfection-never-was replied to your post:Sometimes I just bump into the ceiling like a…

That happens sometimes.

No but like even when gravity’s working.

I float a lot and sometimes I forget I’m floating until I hit the ceiling.

[perfection-never-was]

You have been chosen. Good luck.

[princessstupidmf]

Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing

[algaecomplex]

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