Homo sapiens

Nikki. 32. Any pronouns General STEM nerd and jack of most trades. I don’t like tests…Degree in Marine Bio/Ecology. Cap sun, Virgo moon, Scorpio rising. Witchy in a quantum theory/unified consciousness kinda way...This is a personal/whatever blog, I post whatever I feel like...mostly memes/shitposting and nature tho. Just msg if you need something tagged please. ND in a few areas ask if you want to know me better. Oh and no age=blockity block. so that's that on that gotta wrap this up this is embarrassing.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[museify]

[algaecomplex]

Handsome man!!!

[nostalgic-teddyy]

[algaecomplex]

How I feel rn

[algaecomplex]

(Tumblr) will be an intricate part of anthropology in the future if we survive our own stupidity past the next 30 years lol

[algaecomplex]

Everytime I rewatch greys anatomy I want to throttle Owen Everytime he opens his stupid mouth!!!!

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[noknowshame]

[yagmur-adam]

[algaecomplex]

Idc if JK Rowling is evil you’re gonna have to pry the Harry Potter movies from my cold dead hands

[untitledorb]

u kinda just gotta do stuff huh

[algaecomplex]

My whole tumblr archive is an anthropologic treasure trove

[metamorphesque]

there is a moment between jumping from the frying pan into the fire that feels a lot like liberation

[lasttrailblazer]

I miss my vast armada

[mysharona1987]

[blackwoolncrown]

jester this, jester that, I need you to research more medieval roles

I, for one, am a Vizier. I can be trusted with secrets, to read the stars for you and to give good advice and will NOT poison you with the contagion of madness from decades of arcane study

however you must promise not to fall in love with my powerful aura and moody charm or the curse will befall you

[blackwoolncrown]

jester -- you have the uncanny ability to 'jokingly' tell it like it is to powerful people. You keep them humble and aware of things they'd overlook, so they keep you around bc you're valuable-- as long as you keep it funny.

fool -- some ppl who think they're jesters are actually this. Ask yourself are you performing in front of a stately court? Or are people just laughing at you in the street? You might be people's beloved second-hand lesson as you bumble through life. But you're good natured so it's ok.

lady-in-waiting -- powerful women keep you in their entourage bc you look good there and are interesting. Your opinions and experiences are unique and entertaining to someone who lives the limited life of a golden cage.

vizier / court magician -- people seek you out because of your esoteric wisdom, charm and effortless magnetism. They don't realize the latter comes from the density of your auric body and you will not be reciprocating their obsessive affection for you. You're just here to get paid so you can afford to hole up in your tower reading scrolls. That shit's expensive.

[docrobinavitch]

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day