That One Kevin

A Mostly-Smiling Radio Host

[crowzi]

stop asking neil gaiman to confirm/deny things and just violently project your own issues onto the characters the way God intended 

[assassinationtipsforladies]

This was ghost-written by Terry Pratchett

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

[disgustinganimals]

It’s a double attack. First your heart then your blankets.

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

anyone wanna read the fake script for a black panther 2 trailer I wrote right after infinity war came out and forgot about

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

insp by this comic

[lucretia-the-director]

Hey, uh, op? Holy shit

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Shut up and take my money!

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[amkrii]

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

[kedreeva]

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.

[kewltunecue]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

awe someone should make a comic where baby doges big brother or big sister help him install a mod so he can visit arther :((

[scourgeofoolacile]

[plushlamby]

this is so wholesome

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[lousysharkbutt]

MCURewatch Day 19 - AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR

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[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

[noodlenumber]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Dude I just got a nat 1 and got vaporized by a beholder :c

[cheaphalloweencostume]

in real life?

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Yeah can someone come down to the TJ Maxx parking lot and cast True Resurrection lol? I’ll trade you some Subway coupons

[just-shower-thoughts]

Going to school is like a 13 year long tutorial in a video game - but then when you finish it, you’ve realized the tutorial was for a completely different game.

[bluerats]

“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.

[septemberbells]

bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it

[finnglas]

Visual exhaustion is another symptom of ADHD, which means that if we see something enough times (or we see enough instances of something), it fades into background noise and we fail to notice it. This is why a lot of ADHD people can stand living surrounded by mess/clutter, because it’s just visual background noise to us. We don’t even notice it anymore. So if we write something down and see the note stuck up somewhere a lot – or if we write a LOT of somethings down and have a lot of notes hanging around – then we’re even less likely to think of/remember the thing because it’s just part of the scenery now. ADHD is the Catch-22 of brains.

[spoonie-living]

A very good thing to know about ADHD. Don’t fall into the trap.

A lot of folks in the comments are talking about writing on themselves or setting phone/calendar reminders. Your mileage may vary on those. You may also want to consider ways to set a habit of referring back to a planner or similar every day/hour.

To get those brain juices flowing, check out this Buzzfeed article on different ways folks with ADHD stay on top of things.

Readers, let us know if you have specific advice for this situation!

[allthingshyper]

This is why sticky note reminders don’t work??

[hesaidsidhesaid]

SKLJDGBKJEDSBBV

VISUAL BACKGROUND NOISE?!

THERE’S A WORD FOR IT?

[mixingpumpkins]

Always reblog “THAT’S WHAT THAT IS???” posts. Chances are someone hasn’t seen it that needs to.

[academicssay]

[midnigtartist]

So I’ve decided to try my hand at dming a one shot game for some of my coworkers (most of them have never played dnd before) So far our party consists of:

A goblin bard named Stipply who has a magic instrument that changes to whatevers funnest in the moment

A teifling fighter named Keith whose just trying to pay his family’s randsom

A terrifying salamander warlock named Ferdinand with -5 intelligence and +7 charisma

And a literal twelve year human child named Kidd as their cleric

I could not be more excited to dm this highly cursed party

[orbeus]

-5 intelligence and +7 charisma is singlehandedly the funniest and most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard about a dnd character

[midnigtartist]

Ferdinand is one of the more horrifying dnd characters i have ever experienced. Hes a big bipedal salamander. Hes doesnt speak, he just smiles and points at things and nods with increasing vigor until you do the thing he wants. He only craves revenge. His patron doesnt know how he summoned him.

[post--grad]

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

[antique-scarecrow]

the url makes this so much funnier 

[bunnylikearabbit]

[nettlewildfairy]

Not to get political but my philosophy is fundamentally that all people should suffer less. That it’s everyone’s responsibility to try to make the world a little better for everyone else. And anyone trying to do the opposite is an asshole who needs to stop.

[dndfantasyworld]

This Cat Library Is The Best Idea Ever

[emmatheward]

- How to Dragon Your Train