[meanplastic]

[android1000]

fiona is beautiful and doing great. i love her

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling. Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.” After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

chaotic evil

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

chaotic learning

[perfectlywastedyouth]

me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time

me: thats a sign of depression

me:

me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[cassandra-burns]

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

[hockeychickchat]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[unsettlingstories]

[togepanties-deactivated20110907]

[smouldered]

yeah i wanna make you cum but i also gotta check in on that mental health and see how your day was ok like what u need to talk about?? u can tell me while i go down on u

[peteneems]

[bisexualwario]

First of all, bitch, so jot that down

[scrsby]

The OG crew – Pittsburgh Penguins

[respectfulmemes]