periodical rants

thoughts from the mind

[mrteavg]

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

[catgorl]

Support big thighs that arent “perfectly shaped” and tummy folds and chubby cheeks pls

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

daily fucking reminder that you are allowed to want attention and that does not make you a bad person.

in case no one’s told you in a while. you are valid.

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[willgrahamscock]

single and ready to take a 20 hour nap

[astound]

waffles are healthier than pancakes because they have abs

[caloriq]

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

affection is dumb and gross  drown me in it

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

the most normcore thing i can think of is playing as mario in mario kart

[inkskinned]

dear universe;

hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on dogs.

yours respectfully, me

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[icanrelateto]

Worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn’t good enough.

(via icanrelateto)

This is how being cheated on made me feel

[ravensandrocks-deactivated20200]

She was the kind of girl who loved to stretch out under the sheets, eating chocolate, reading books and fucking on rainy afternoons.

Michael Faudet    (via michaelfaudet)

[misswallflower]

Peaches & Green, Lisa Madigan

[fortressofself]

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands

[every-kiss-begins-with-potassium]

me: wtf why do i have acne *googles causes of acne*

google:

lack of sleep

not drinking enough water

stress

poor diet

not enough exercise

me: lol oh

[weirdnwise]

Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.

[rebecca5280s-deactivated2022110]

I’m going to reblog this again.